Per 
Hi, welcome to my hall of shame. Just so you know everything in here isn't exactly good. I made this page to compile my failed SCPS or concepts that I simply just couldn't fix. The criteria for something to be put in here is the following:
- The concept was just bad or unsalvagable
- It got downvoted into oblivion
- I was simply too lazy to finish a half-baked concept
I'm making this page as a way to save things that I've worked on as well as possibly look back on how bad they were.
So yeah, enjoy?
Item #: SCP-3482
Object Class: Safe Euclid (See Addendum 3482-2)
Special Containment Procedures: At all times, one person is required to stand at the entrance of SCP-3482 unless specifically told otherwise. Any lightly armed guards entering SCP-3482 are required to keep the entrance open until all personnel inside are evacuated. Personnel of Level 1 or higher are currently prohibited from entering SCP-3482. All non D-Class personnel are required to avoid physical contact with SCP-3482-1. If important personnel are to fall under the effects SCP-3482, security personnel of Level 2 or higher must be contacted.
Description: SCP-3482 is an empty four wall, one door motel room of the ██████ company that has a variety of slightly damp colored paint on them at all times. The colors range from black, orange, and green, and are painted in random, blotchy patches. Two objects are in the center of SCP-3482. One is a 4 cm paint brush (herein referred to as SCP-3482-1). The second is a fresh corpse of the last person to have entered and fell victim to the reset process of SCP-3482 (herein referred to as SCP-3482-2). All attempts to remove either SCP-3482-1 or SCP-3482-2 from SCP-3482 have failed. It has been observed that SCP-3482-B is bound to the flooring of the room by an unknown force. SCP-3482-1 has an anomalous effect to cause it’s holder to experience various symptoms whilst within SCP-3482, primarily the urge to use the insides of SCP-3482-2 to paint on the walls of SCP-3482.
SCP-3482 cannot be opened from the inside. Any persons inside SCP-3482 after being closed cannot be evacuated. Once closed, the entrance to SCP-3482 can still be opened from the outside. The room resets itself after the door is opened and anything within SCP-3482 at that moment is terminated. The last subject to have previously been inside SCP-3482 during the reset will replace the current SCP-3482-2. Subjects that fail to replace SCP-3482-2 appear to vanish from the room. SCP-3482 has been documented to also remove non-living and other organic objects after being reset along with any human beings inside. Attempts to record SCP-3482 with its door closed have failed at every attempt.
After physical contact with SCP-3482-1 has been made, subjects begin tearing into the flesh of SCP-3482-2 and use the insides to coat SCP-3482-1, painting various pictures or messages upon the walls. The exact cause for this behavior is currently under examination. The resulting images created by subjects are seemingly random. Subjects have been observed to paint various events that have occurred, along with predicting several future events. These include, but are not limited to: gibberish, a subject’s life experiences, cryptic messages, a crude replica of Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night”, and a prediction of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Creations do not seem to be subjected to the reset process, but the blood and insides used appear to slowly dissipate after 48 hours.
A total of nine D-Class personnel have been successfully escorted out of SCP-3482 after coming in contact with SCP-3482-1. Personnel have been observed to display aggressive behavior towards any other objects or human beings within close proximity of them. All subjects suffering the effects of SCP-3482 are required to be contained. Subjects have been found to recover from the effects of SCP-3482 after one week of confinement.
Addendum 3482-1:
Incident 3482-1: One of the nine D-Class personnel (herein known as D-6232) previously escorted out of SCP-3482 escaped their cell and immediately sprinted to SCP-3482. D-6232 was later found to have replaced SCP-3482-2.
-6/98 Subjects have reported after touching SCP-3482-1 that the walls of SCP-3482 began speaking to the subjects. Several subjects had reported seeing the paint on the walls spell out a message describing [REDACTED], others reported hearing the walls tell them to paint what was being described. 3/8 subjects reported feeling a variety of emotions whilst under the effects of SCP-3482-1. These include: rapid paranoia, frustration, and instances of euphoria. 5/8 subjects reported losing all memories of their behavior while under the effects of SCP-3482-1. During the recovery process, 8/98 subjects reported that they heard SCP-3482 “calling” to them from their cell, causing subjects to want to return to SCP-3482.
Addendum 3482-2
Incident 3482-2: On ██/ ██/20██, three of the previous D-Class personnel who survived the effects of SCP-3482 were brought back in for further examination of SCP-3482. Upon one of the D-Class personnel being re-exposed to physical contact of SCP-3482-1, the subject was reportedly shown to have heightened symptoms caused by SCP-3482-1. It was also observed that the other two D-Class personnel were experiencing the same symptoms without making direct physical contact with SCP-3482-A. The three subjects closed the entrance to SCP-3482 without any thought, locking themselves inside.
According to security footage found in site-██, the remaining five survivors of SCP-3482 also began to show heightened symptoms of SCP-3482-1, without making direct contact as well. Three of the five remaining survivors successfully reached SCP-3482 and locked themselves inside. It was soon discovered that the six victims of SCP-3482 had each left their own individual creation on the walls of SCP-3482. Five of the creations are insignificant, but one creation made by one of the victims was a message that is speculated to be a message on direct behalf of SCP-3482. The message states: “BRING MORE LAB RATS”. The remaining two D-Class personnel had been successfully apprehended before reaching SCP-3482 and were contained. The remaining two D-Class personnel have since experienced more severe symptoms of SCP-3482. It has yet been undetermined whether they will ever be fully recovered.
After the events of Incident 3482-2, SCP-3482 has since been changed from Safe classification to Euclid. Further examination of SCP-3482 will be required to fully understand its capabilities.
SCP-3120-J after purloining Jr. Researcher Jimothy's catnip stash, ascending beyond human intervention.
Item #: SCP-3120-J
Object Class: >:3
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3120-J is to be contained in a standard feline containment chamber. After Incident-NIP.1, both Jr. Researcher Jimothy and SCP-3120-J are permanently banned from catnip. Jr. Researcher Jimothy is responsible for feeding SCP-3120-J one (uno)1 scoop of Meow Mix™ brand cat food three (tres) times per day.
Description: SCP-3120-J is a female domesticated house cat that belongs to Jr. Researcher Jimothy. SCP-3120-J has a pure white pelt with light blue eyes, named "Pepper" by Jr. Researcher Jimothy. When approached, SCP-3120-J exhibits an incredibly juvenile and rambunctious personality. These include, but are not limited to:
- Meow incessantly toward nearby personnel.
- Knock over any nearby vase, picture frame, or lamp.
- Claw up the nearest leather recliner or sofa.
- Hop down the halls, sideways.2
- Regurgitate a hair ball on Dave's nice carpet.3
Despite SCP-3120-J's shenanigans, SCP-3120 has often shown to be docile when in the presence of Jr. Researcher Jimothy. It is currently hypothesized that SCP-3120-J has a memetic effect on Jr. Researcher Jimothy, as he insists that SCP-3120-J is "the sweetest little thing in the whole world". As an attempt to prove this, Jr. Researcher Jimothy placed his facial region upon the "fluffy belly" of SCP-3120-J. Unfortunately, this resulted in Jr. Researcher Jimothy receiving multiple lacerations to his right cheek.
Addendum 3120-J.1: Several staff have thoroughly expressed their distaste for SCP-3120-J.
Dr. Tapp: Alright, so here I am minding my own business, typing up a report when suddenly this cat comes up to me. In my head, I'm thinking "Huh, what a cute cat." And I start typing my report again. Then, for no reason, this cat hops up on my keyboard and deletes my report AS WELL as open the website www.bigflabbymanboobs.com on a Foundation computer! It took me three days to type up that report. THREE DAYS! I don't know if this cat is an anomaly or something, but it needs to be contained elsewhere.
Researcher Lynn: I was just starting my lunch break when, suddenly, this cat just appears to my right. I didn't know what to think at first, I just thought that it was a cute cat. Anyway, I leave my seat for a minute to grab a bottle of water from the vending machine, only to come back and find that the little fucker ate my baloney and cheese sandwich. I didn't even think cats could eat bread….
Senior Researcher Kayla: Out of politeness I said I thought the cat was cute, now Jimothy sends me pictures of "Pepper" on Snapchat almost everyday, I'm thinking of blocking him honestly. By the way, who the hell names a white cat "Pepper"??
Dave: "WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS ON MY CARPET????"
Incident log 3120-J.NIP:
On ██/██/20██, SCP-3120-J was caught on the security camera located in Jr. Researcher Jimothy's office with a large stash of catnip. Jr. Researcher Jimothy walked in at this time.
Jr. Researcher Jimothy: Ah hello my sweet! How are you doing today?
A combination of high pitched meows and grunts can be heard from SCP-3120-J
Jr. Researcher Jimothy: Oh, my bad! I forgot you don't speak hoo-man. Meow meow, meow meow meow.
SCP-3120-J: hiss
Jr. Researcher Jimothy: Come here now, it's time for your bath.
Jr. Researcher Jimothy crouches down on the floor next to SCP-3120-J and proceeds to groom SCP-3120-J with his tongue. Jr. Researcher Jimothy quickly received 7 separate lacerations upon his face.
When questioned about the incident, Jr. Researcher Jimothy stated that it was "all part of the daily routine".
Addendum 3120-J.2: Note from O5-█
Take your cat home Jimothy, that's fucking nasty.
O5-█
