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**CLASS**: SAFE
**SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES**: SCP-X IS TO BE KEPT INSIDE AN STANDARD 5X5 WATERPROOF CONTAINMENT CHAMBER, THE CHAMBER IS TO BE FILLED WITH AN COMBINATION OF BLACK INK AND AXIT CLOHYDRIC WITH A 3:2 RATIO AT ALL TIME. ANY WRITTEN TEXT (BOTH DIGITAL AND PHYSICAL) THAT MENTION SCP-X HAS TO FULFILL AT LEAST TWO OF THE THREE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:
# THE TEXT IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
# THE TOTAL NUMBER OF WORDS IS ABOVE 4000 (GRAMMAR IS NOT NEEDED).
# THE SENTENCES “A AMOEBA AND AN WORM ARE DRINKING THE BLACK SALT'S SPIRIT IN THE STOMACH OF THE CRANE” ARE TO MAKE UP 40% OF THE WRITTEN TEXT, THE ORDER ARE NOT IMPORTANT.
ANY VERBAL COMMUNICATION THAT MENTION SCP-X IS TO HAVE A MINIMUM LENGTH OF 40 MINUTES AND ALL PERSONNEL PARTICIPATING IN THE ACT ARE TO SHOUT EVERYTHING THAT THEY SPEAK AND CAN'T STOP UNTIL THE MINIMUM LENGTH IS MET. IF A PERSONNEL FAIL TO DO SO, ALL OTHER PARTICIPANT ARE TO SHOUT THE ABOVE SENTENCES EXACTLY 4 TIMES.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Keter
A two dimensional visual representation of SCP-XXXX-1's formation.1
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a secure storage unit in Sector-B of Site-98. Due to the nature of the high-impact, low-probability events that SCP-XXXX is theorized to be capable of when activated, it may only be utilized for testing purposes, and only with the approval of both the SCP-XXXX Research Team Leader and the Assistant Director of Research. Testing is to occur in Testing Lab-05, which is connected to SCP-XXXX's storage unit.
Update (May 25th, 2025): SCP-XXXX-1 is to be monitored for activity by MTF Omega-3 "Singer's Parrots". MTF Omega-3 is to additionally monitor major astronomical centers and public communications for any claims of SCP-XXXX-1's existence. Any non-Foundation personnel found possessing knowledge of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be amnesticized, and all public information regarding the anomaly is to be scrubbed.
Update (June 3rd, 2025): Visual media of SCP-XXXX-1 must be altered to remove all anomalous properties, and any direct observation of SCP-XXXX-1 that may occur must be done with proper filtration. Individuals who have observed SCP-XXXX-1 and have begun to show signs of mental instability are to be quarantined for no less than one week. If these individuals do not show signs of improvement, they are to be reclassified as persons of interest. These persons are to be quarantined indefinitely in standard humanoid containment units, where they will be studied and interrogated.
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Elevator Pitch: A man makes a bet with one-hundred deities, if they can't destroy these five stone pillars, then they won't devour his entire village. Years pass, and the monument still stands, its pillars stand vain and tattered, yet unfallen, bearing marks of the destroyed self-esteem of a Dozen god, a nuisance to their pride. And the villages? It was eaten a day after the bet was made, for how much sway does an old mason's bet had?
Central Narrative: The SCPF was tipped by an anonymous source about an anomaly in the area near the border of Western Australia. When they arrive at the location, they encounter a large crater with the depth of about 15 km. Soon a small camp as built to investigate it, but before long the camp was destroyed. After a few failed attempts to set up camp, the Foundation was contacted by the anonymous informant, who offered detail about the SCP, under the condition that only the director HR of the nearby site and the two agents are to be present at exchange point. At the meeting point, HR suddenly freaked out and confessed that he is the unknown informant and he only asked to meet here to disappear after handing the information. Before the two agents can question him, HR hand them a pouch and told them to run. Almost immediately, HR lifted into the air and was brutally tortured and executed. After the two agents had run far enough to be safe, they opened the pouch, revealed that it holds a casefile covered in thaumaturgic symbol that contain detail and origin of the SCP but also the origin of HR. The SCPF now know that the SCP isn't the crater, but five pillars that situated at the bottom of the crater. On top of being unnoticeable by any normal means, anything that past a 5-meter radius from the SCP will immediately disappear. The origin is as above. HR is revealed to be part of an old origination that believes the humanity is fucked, and the only thing we can do is insult and make a joke out of the thing that will destroy them. In practice, however, they do that to everyone, so everyone is mad at them (they quite proud about it), and they were wiped out, forcing those who remain to go into deep hiding, desperately to preserve their legacy.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: I want to make an anomaly that not all doom and gloom, but I don't want it to be hopeful either. Like humanity is absolutely boned, but we won't go down without a fight. If we can hurt them directly, we at least can hurt their feelings.
Additional Notes: Someone please inform me if this has been done before, so I don't accidentally copy someone else's article. This is my first time, so please be as harsh as possible; I need to learn what I do wrong. And yes, this is cringed and dumb, but I want to try my chance.
