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> >lookfor:SCP-5000
> Searching for file 'SCP-5000'…
> ERROR: Could not find file.
> >lookfor:SCP-5000
> Searching for file 'SCP-5000'…
> ERROR: Could not find file.
> >lookfor:SCP-5000
> ERROR: SEARCH OVERFLOW
> ERROR: SEARCH OVERFLOW
> ERROR: SEARCH Ot5JFPw3zNhAESuZkxqSVr9
NOTE FROM THE O5 COUNCIL REGARDING SCP-5000
Following evaluation by the rest of the council, it was deemed that the anomaly should not have any indication of being on official records, no matter what access is supplied. Members of the O5 council are also restricted from accessing this under usual circumstances. If you are reading this, you know that already. We cannot force you to stop, but, for your own safety, we have given you a warning, and a choice.
If you don't want to read further, and wish to forget ever making your way to this document, which we advise, Head to the nearest medical facility and request "Lilac and Gooseberries". They will provide you with an amnestic strong enough to make this whole thing go away. However, you might already know this. It's standard procedure.
If you wish to read further, Do so. But be warned, Amnestics will not help you past this point. This is all that can be said. Read on at your own risk if you decide to do so.
Special Containment Procedures: The file for SCP-5000 is to be permanently locked away from the main SCP Database. The index registry "SCP-5000" is to be taken off the database as well. Any personnel exposed to SCP-5000 Information, including these procedures, are to follow the instructions in addendum 1 Immediately.
Description: SCP-5000 is an infohazardous parauniversal backdoor, activated by understanding information related to itself to a specific degree beyond speculation, such as reading this document.
SCP-5000-1 is a dimensional space located
