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ITEM #:

XXXX

CONTAINMENT CLASS:

KETER

THREAT LEVEL:

GREEN

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation Webcrawler Sigma-06 "fucking stupid dumbass robot" is to continually monitor social media websites for posts from SCP-XXXX-A's address while a more reliable method of containment is being formulated. All detected instances are scanned for potential cognitohazards and are subsequently distributed to the review subdivision of PSTF Ananke-5 ("Neurodivergents").¹

All research staff assigned to Site-15 have been appointed for mandatory review duty and are to report to Dr. Szukalski biweekly for a minimum 3-hour review session, after which Class A amnestics are to be administered.

Notice: Any distribution of information gathered during review will be met with disciplinary action.

If at any point during review you believe you have been exposed to a cognitohazard that has managed to go unnoticed by preliminary A.I scans, immediately alert security staff and remain still at your terminal. Do not interact with anyone aside from responding personnel.

Additionally, any staff with a documented background in the following professions;

• Cybersecurity Engineer
• Cybersecurity Analyst
• Cybersecurity Consultant
• Cybersecurity Manager/Administrator
• Systems Engineer
• Network Engineer/Architect
• Software Developer/Engineer
• Vulnerability Analyst/Penetration Tester

Are heavily encouraged to contact the Site Director for admission into PSTF Ananke-5's Cyber-Security Division.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to the recently discovered group of parasite-universes composed of ten [10] sub-parasite-universes conjoined to each-other and our own, which they depend on for a stable hume level. Nine [9] of the aforementioned conjoined sub-universes appear to closely resemble the description of Inferno² from Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy, mostly differing only vaguely in some fragments. To see the detailed documentation on the nine [9] parasite-universes, see Documentation XXXX-Δ.

Where it deviates significantly from the traditional depiction of Inferno, is in the addition of a tenth [10] circle of hell. Which in place of the 9th circle is believed to be the current home of the Class VII Reality Bending entity known as "Satan".

Whether Dante Alighieri had seemingly advanced knowledge of parasite universes or if SCP-XXXX manifested in the image of his writing remains unknown and under investigation. But due to the evident accuracy of Divine Comedy³ circles 1-9 are well understood, along with the required criteria for an individual to enter them upon death. The 10th circle, not represented in Divine Comedy, is not well understood. How it came to exist, what sin or misdeed it represents, what the punishment for its inhabitants are-

[This paragraph sucks, I'll rewrite it later] Considering the unknown conditions required to enter this universe any Foundation staff suffering from any terminal illnesses and or is of an advanced age are hereby ordered to, in the case of entering this universe after death, to find SCP-XXXX and contact the Foundation through it with any and all information you can gather. Information about SCP-XXXX is of primary interest but any additional information concerning the parasite-universe surrounding it will be of great use in discovering alternative entrances into it.

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[may need some updates]

ᐅ Addendum /// Discovery ᐊ

SCP-XXXX Discovery Incident - 29/11/2020

07:15:50 UTC: First SCP-XXXX instances containing classified information are detected by Foundation Webcrawlers on www.4chan.org, External Affairs Department alerted.

07:16:13 UTC: Instances successfully scrubbed from the web address' servers by automatic foundation suppression systems.

09:17:32 UTC: Several further instances detected,⁴ External Affairs Department alerted.

09:17:54 UTC: Instances successfully scrubbed from the web address' servers by automatic foundation suppression systems.

External Affairs deems the situation critical and moves to bring www.4chan.org offline in order to restrict public access to any potential further SCP-XXXX instances until Foundation subsidiaries can legitimately acquire the web address for permanent termination.

09:03:30 UTC: www.4chan.org is brought offline by Foundation DDoS attacks.

09:03:31 UTC: Webcrawlers now on high alert detect similar instances across several of the web's top-most actively trafficked websites, foundation automatic suppression systems at capacity due to influx. Below is a table of web addresses SCP-XXXX instances migrated to.

www.youtube.com	www.facebook.com	www.reddit.com
www.instagram.com	www.twitter.com	www.pinterest.com
www.steamcommunity.com	www.ifunny.com	www.9gag.com

External Affairs holds an emergency meeting to deliberate the situation. It is decided that once the Foundation acquires legal ownership of the web address it is to be put back online in an attempt to rectify the situation spawned by bringing it offline so promptly.

12:30:00 UTC: After a substantial offer, speeding up the transaction considerably, ownership of the web address is transferred.

12:31:00 UTC: www.4chan.org is brought back online. Further SCP-XXXX instances on other web addresses seize and all remaining ones are deleted by automatic suppression systems without incident.

12:32:09 UTC: SCP-XXXX instances are confirmed to have returned to www.4chan.org, Webcrawlers set to monitor.

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ᐅ Addendum /// Experimentation ᐊ

In the aftermath of the SCP-XXXX Discovery Incident, PSTF-Calypso 5 ("Neurodivergents") is formed by Site-15 Director, Dr. Campbell. Containment Division is tasked with assessing SCP-XXXX's capabilities and constructing a reliable containment method.

SCP-XXXX Experiment Log

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Date: 29-11-2020

Test Description: An attempt will be made to restrict public access from www.4chan.org while keeping it online, in hope that SCP-XXXX remains on the web address.

Test Guidelines: Test is to be immediately aborted if active Webcrawlers report instances of SCP-XXXX externally from www.4chan.org.

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[BEGIN LOG]

16:00:00 UTC: Public access to www.4chan.org is restricted.

16:00:10 UTC: 0 users confirmed active on the web address.

16:00:11 UTC: Webcrawlers detect several SCP-XXXX instances external of the web address, test is automatically aborted.

16:00:12 UTC: Public access to www.4chan.org is unrestricted.

16:00:22 UTC: 4612 users confirmed active on the web address.

16:00:30 UTC: All SCP-XXXX instances successfully removed from external websites without incident.

[END LOG]

POST-EXPERIMENT NOTE FROM CALYPSO 5 CONTAINMENT DIVISION

Well, that was short-lived. This thing is clearly capable of adapting and reacting instantaneously to whatever we throw at it. Considering the sensitivity of what it's spreading around I am delaying any further experimentation for at least a few days, we need some extra time to formulate our experiments. Can't be as impulsive as External Affairs was, we all saw where that led.

— Dr. Burton, Experiment Head, PSTF-Calypso 5 Containment Division.

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SCP-XXXX Instance Example List:

Below is a list of various logged SCP-XXXX instances, these have been selected for display to all Level 2 Foundation staff and above to properly communicate the severity of the ongoing situation and the extreme threat that SCP-XXXX presents to the Veil.

• • _
  ► Youtube▼ Close

  The video starts with the camera directed on to Caucasian Male, in front of what appears to be burning flames. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Welcome to 10th Circle of Hell official channel, I'm today host from the channel █████████. In this episode we will interview the Lord of hell himself. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Satan! The camera zooms out showcasing two couches, on one of which SCP-XXXX-A sits. SCP-XXXX-A: Yo. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Mr. Satan. What do you do in your free time? SCP-XXXX-A: Crack. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Anything else? SCP-XXXX-A: Not really. Want some? SCP-XXXX-B-1: Later. For now, why did you create an internet cafe in the deepest depths of hell? SCP-XXXX-A: I'm in a giant fucking debt. I'm in desperate number of some currency. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Ah you mean like souls of the living? SCP-XXXX-A: I mean fucking dollars. I need to pay off the IRS, these creatures are after me even after I escaped into underworld. Fucking leeches. Little known fact, the IRS has existed since ancient times, you really think Ceasar just "got betrayed"? Nah, IRS got him. Not a suprise that most their employees go to hell, to think they would still try to milk me out of money. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Couldn't you simply spawn money out of nothing? SCP-XXXX-A: Have you never heard of inflation? For fucks sake you're the one who went to school here. You should at least know that. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Okay but why an internet cafe? You're Satan, you could do anything. SCP-XXXX-A: What are you a 4th century farmer? We're literally in hell, you can only listen to the cries of damned for so long. You have to relieve yourself through Call of Duty or like Minecraft from time to time, also it's nice to have internet access. I like to look through memes and call people names on Discord when I'm bored, I figured the others would enjoy it as well. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Do you ever go outside? A little vacation from hell may I say? SCP-XXXX-A: Nah, the outside is scary. Stone age was alright, but then we got to middle ages and then the church started seriously hating on me for some reason, I have feelings you know? I don't like to be ridiculed and have fake stories of me created, God was always like this damn it, thinking he's all and mighty, just because he has a nice looking beard. Modern times are kind of cool since there are actual Satanists now that are free to roam around, but the air and cars make me feel weird so I prefer our local area. SCP-XXXX-B-1: What did you do before deciding upon opening this new internet cafe? SCP-XXXX-A: I would sell donuts, I mean there literally isn't a single thing to eat here, but since you're dead already you can't really die again, so instead you starve for eternity. So I figured I will sell crimson donuts. But the aftereffects of burning you from inside out were annoying. Still sold tho. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Why did you stop selling donuts and decided to switch to the internet cafe then? SCP-XXXX-A: Rage comics. SCP-XXXX-B-1: Okay but why did you build this in this exact place, I mean we're in the deepest part of hell right now, we already lost Maurice to the endless pit once on the way here. SCP-XXXX-A: The inferno of hell itself is the strongest here, helps me get the crack just right when hitting it.

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  	Biggest Chungus 179,398 views • Premiered on 22 Feb 2020	SUBSCRIBE
  	BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG BIG

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Instance #1 ᐅ [TWITTER] ᐊ

randomguy @the_trollface_guy · Feb 17

		2020  11111･124/3/4
		I used to hate hell. Then Satan started selling Oreos.
		‏‏‎ ‎4
			{$retweet-num}	3

Instance #1 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 2/XXXX] ᐊ

File: redacted.jpg (4 KB, 500x500)

Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)05:42:31 No.████████

‎>be an SCP document
>[REDACTED]

Instance #9  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 2/XXXX] ᐊ

File: SoyjakYelling.png (60 KB, 335x350)

Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)10:56:01 No.████████

>be me
>transfer to site 19
>heard plenty of bad stuff about it, like people dying there on daily basis etc
>be anxious as fuck
>mfw they have a dedicated on site burger king

Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)06:12:36 No.████████

>>████████▶
No wonder you died to heart failure

Instance #31  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 2/XXXX] ᐊ

File: 8udgQ8F.png (178 KB, 960x960)

Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)23:27:22 No.████████

>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>be me
>holy fuck I think I am stuck in the Foundation cloning machine

Instance #39 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 2/XXXX] ᐊ

File: what in absolute fuck wojak.png (136 KB, 728x728)

Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)23:59:10 No.████████

>be me
>a janitor at SCP Foundation
>think it's just some research centre
>Lunch time
>go to broom closet
>I love our broom closet
>we all eat our lunches there together, singing to the 1700's sea shanties and do other wacky stuff there
>open the door
>mfw the janitors are eating a researcher

Instance #53  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 2/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Mon)08:11:46 No.████████

>be grug
>grug happy
>grug live with wife
>grug wife get's bonked to death
>grug sad
>grug alone
>grug gambles all his berries away
>grug hungry
>grug think of food
>food appear
>grug no hungry anymore
>grug thinks of a fren
>fren appear
>grug no longer lonely
>grug awake reality bending

Instance #29 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)14:43:20 No.████████

Scariest story. Go.

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)14:59:04 No.████████

>>████████▶
>be me
>fall into a hole in spacetime
>eternal darkness
>slowly turn into a black mush
>cannot even die
>start growing insane
>start talking to inanimate object
>have no idea how long I was there
>does the time even pass by the same while I am in an eternal darkness?
>what if everyone forgot about me?
>how much time do I have before I become one with the darkness?
>what even is time here?

Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)15:03:51 No.████████

>>████████▶
gamering

Instance #30  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)15:12:35 No.████████

>be me
>get ontokinetic powers
>im going to use them for good (i'm wiping anime out of existence)

Notice from the Ontokinetics Division

This instance is of particular interest to me and the department. We have been searching historical records for the aforementioned "Anime" and have yet to find any mention of it, whether or not its a physical entity or a concept of some kind remains unknown but whoever possesses these ontokinetic powers has seemingly succeeded in their effort to remove it from our existence.

Judging from this limited but credible evidence, after all, no instance of SCP-XXXX has yet been proven to be of a fictional nature. This individual could be anywhere from a Class III to Class V reality bender. Now if the latter is the case then I can't do much but suggest you take some time out of your day to pray to your gods in hope that this individual is not aware of our existence.

Existential threats aside, I have submitted a request to Research Head Dr. Szukalski to include this Instance in the example list as I believe it clearly demonstrates the extraordinary knowledge SCP-XXXX possesses.

How it can know of a thing that is apparently no longer part of our reality?

— Elanie Stephenson, Director, Ontokinetics Division.

Instance #44  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Mon)04:34:14 No.████████

>be me
>on a plane
>slowly realise that every footstep, door opening, sneeze etc. is syncing into a rhytm
>holy fuck Freddie Mercury appears and starts singing we will rock you
>look for something to add to the rhythm
>accidently open up the emergency door on the side of the plane
>mfw I am responsible for second death of Freddie Mercury

Instance #62  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Tue)01:09:10 No.████████

>be me
>Security guard at some SCP Foundation site
>Lunch break
>Go to cafeteria for some chicken tendies
>Co-worker stops me and asks to guard some 9/10 qt because he forgot his keycard
>Co-worker runs to his office for the keycard
>Alone with a girl
>Few minutes pass
>I realize I have to say something now or never
>You come here often?
>…
>No response
>Co-Worker comes back after getting the keycard and walks away with her.
>Next day get demoted for "sexually harassing an humanoid SCP object during the transport to a new containment chamber."

Instance #69  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Tue)17:06:09 No.████████

>be me
>redditor
>ontokinetic
>use my reality bending to summon big chungus
>he appears
>wholesome 100
>not enough for me
>use it to establish communism
>mfw people actually starve to death, reddit lied to me

Notice from the Ontokinetics Division

I apologize on behalf of the department for muddling this document with another big, bright yellow notice but this is important, okay?

Setting ASIDE the fact that there's now an overweight, humanoid, cartoon rabbit on the loose somewhere that I'VE been assigned to deal with for some reason. I also have to carry out another fucking bay of pigs which is why I'm putting this notice here, if anyone's familiar with any competent militant groups, preferably ex-communist exiles, please contact me immediately.

I doubt the US Government will agree to take responsibility for another one of our failed coups.

— Dr. Dennis Persson, Assistant Director, Ontokinetics Division.

Instance #73  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 3/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Tue)21:51:29 No.████████

>be me
>researcher at the SCP: Foundation
>assigned to 055
>ask head researcher why we don't use Class W Mnestics to remember
>mfw demoted

pic RELATED, yeah go cry about it motherfucker that's 055

Instance #4 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 4/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)10:39:12 No.████████

>be me
>Essential foundation employee
>Some janitor is cleaning my room
>My homie screams my name to it
>Oh fuck Class C personnel aren't supposed to know Class A names.
>We kill him and incinerate his corpse
>Someone asks why didn't we just use Amnestics
>We do the same to him
>Another job well done

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)11:25:01 No.████████
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Instance #22 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 4/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)18:27:59 No.████████

>be me
>MTF Theta-17 drill instructor
>"Alright listen here you maggots, in the following months I'll force all I know into your little vulnerable heads so you can be promoted from maggots to instects. Is that clear?!"
>YESSIR!
>realise one kid has yet to respond
>"What's the matter maggot?!"
>someone else responds to him. "He has no teeth yet sir"
>Is that so? NO NAPTIME FOR YOU TODAY SOLDIER!
>he cries, throws up and sharts his pants
>another day at work

Instance #35  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 4/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)16:42:29 No.████████

>be me
>work at a local SCP Site specializing in christian related artifacts and history
>at one point notice a guy sitting in an iron medieval helmet
>Ignore him
>Notice in the following days that he’s still in the iron helmet
>Ask him why
>THY HASETH PROTECTED MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
>ok
>Talk with him more
>A seriously cool guy
>Later learn that he’s level 4 senior researcher⁵
>Higher ups come to our facility
>They want him on some top secret project
>He refuses
>They ask him why
>I BETHINK NOT OF GIVING ASSISTANCE, BUT I BELIEVE IM A HEDGE-BORN KNAVE THUS I SHALT ONLY ACCEPT UNDER ONE CONDITION YOU MANDRAKE MYMMERGIN!
>Translating, he will take only the project under a certain condition
>The condition was being given a title of a Knight by the queen of England herself.
>The higher up don't agree to his terms
>He ain’t backing up
>Fast forward to today
>The Foundation actually has to step down to his request, because somehow they found no one else to be free for the project.
>Writing this while on the bus to London.

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)18:09:15 No.████████
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Instance #88 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 4/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Tue)23:51:48 No.████████

>Did you know that about 94% of reality benders have extreme megalomaniacal tendencies
>126,000 are killed weekly by uncontained anomalies, that's 12% of the total weekly death toll
>Roughly 98% of humans have been replaced numerous times with the clones of themselves at some point in their life
>The Foundation has to deal with roughly 9 End Of The World Scenarios every week.
>be me
>I wish I wasn't me

Instance #89 ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 4/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Tue)23:51:48 No.████████

>Foundation decides to try to get rid off ex-workers of Foundation
>Gathers dozens of people to figure out a way
>They decide to send down to hell memetic kill agents
>Literally just don't have to open mails from Foundation or close my eyes when the kill agent comes to avoid it
Someone explain to me how the fuck these people control the whole planet

Instance #13  ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL 5/XXXX] ᐊ

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Sun)12:00:43 No.████████

Alright anons, lately seen bunch of you talk about the SCP Foundation so here's my story.

>be me
>Small nameless organization
>Raid Site ██
>Shoot up some people
>Hear a door with a sign "SCP-1373" open on my left
>It's just a guy holding a small shark
>mfw our whole group was annihilated by a guy shooting lasers out of a baby shark, you can't make this shit up.

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Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)06:12:36 No.████████

>>████████▶
How is the afterlife anon?

Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)06:29:41 No.████████

>>████████▶ (OP)
Oh you know, ████████ ████ ███ ████████, genital ███████ ███ ████ ███████ ██████████████ ███ incineration. █ ███'█ █████ ███'██ ████ █████ █████ ██████ █ ████ ███ ██ ██ ███. ███ ██ ███ ██████ ███ ███████████ ███ ███ ███ geld. ██'█ ████ ██████ ██████. ███ █████ ██ ███, ████ █████ ██ breathe manually for the rest of time. ██████ ███ ███ ██ ███ ██ ████. Otherwise cool, Satan has oreos.

ᐅ [INPUT LEVEL O5/XXXX] ᐊ

You of all people should know how valuable my time is.

I can not believe I first heard of this from my god damn cleaning lady. The fucking second some drone working instance review spotted this it was all over SCiPNet, this is an embarrassment. Not just for you, O5-█, but for the entire council. I've lost track of how many times I've had to personally rectify all of your collective fuck-ups, yet another to throw upon the pile.

I have been left with no choice but to re-appropriate a significant amount of our stockpile of amnestic drugs. Despite this assuredly being the twentieth time I've been forced to do this I still don't think you truly comprehend the time, effort & resources that goes into amnesticising the entire staff of several major containment sites.

These infernal things know more than the damned Ethics Commitee itself and I know damn well O5-█ isn't the only one liable for this kind of behavior. So, if any of you have been performing any unseemly acts such as this recently and don't report it to me within 72 hours so I can prepare for the inevitable fallout I swear to all the gods we have confined within these halls I will swap out your breakfast cereal for 3671.

If my extreme response doesn't alert you to the importance of our image as a group of enigmatic, fastidious, and impartial leaders then perhaps you would be more valuable here as sanitation staff.

Please, I fucking beg of you all. Keep your degeneracy within the secure Terminal-Temporal dimension affixed beneath the substructure of Site-01.
[Only accessible Fri-Sun]

Thank you.

— O5-1, Director, Overwatch Command.

The attachment below is XXXX/5 classified. Trying to access the following attachments without prerequired conditions will result in disciplinary action.

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  Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)05:06:06 No.████████

  

  >be me
  >stationed at a major SCP Foundation site
  >there is a containment breach underway
  >run
  >bust through a locked NO-ACCESS door
  >i'm safe
  >soundproof room, no alarm here
  >look behind me
  >mfw I see O5-█ in a diaper acting like a baby and being nursed by some milf
  >this is where your tax money is going anons

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  Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)06:12:36 No.████████
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  Anonymous ██/██/██(Wed)06:29:41 No.████████
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Filename: 9M1eQnd.png
Name: Soy Chungus
Author: Fedorian
License: cr-in-ge-3.0
Source Link: https://i.imgur.com/9M1eQnd.png
Additional Notes: cringe and unbased-pilled

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Name: 055
Author: Dr_Moist
License: ba-se-d-3.0
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Additional Notes: based and uncringe-pilled

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Name: Shrigma male
Author: Calamari_Knight
License: Fair Use
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Footnotes

1. A Provisional Stationary Task Force established within Site-15 to track, detect, review, research, and log instances originating from SCP-XXXX-A. To be decommissioned once SCP-XXXX has been deemed reliably contained by Site Director, Dr. Campbell.

2. Italian for "Hell"

3. Validity in the descriptions of Purgatory and Heaven are still unknown.

4. After review these have proven to contain information of significantly higher classification than previous ones.

5. Most likely referring to Sir Dr. Galat