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UIU File 2006-023: Case File Name: Wonder Force!tm
Summary: Suspect is a broken toy that held movie theatre hostage
Name: Race-car Marx
Irregularity Cross-reference: Toy, Dr. Wondertainment, Terrorist, Communist
Physical Description:| Sex | Height | Weight/Build | Race | Hair | Eyes | Identifying Attributes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| N/A | 1 foot 6 inches | 8.8 pounds heavy | Toy | N/A | N/A | A white painted exterior. On the "doors", there is the logo of Dr. Wondertainment. The front tires of the suspect are permanently tilted to the left. |
Capabilities: Suspect is capable of coordinating attacks on entertainment establishments, such as movie theatres. It also showed tactical thinking and leading the other Toys into these acts of terrorism whilst also recognizing and evading law enforcement agencies, like the UIU.
Purpose/Motive: From initial engagement, it has made it clear that it wants to "free" its fellow toys from being owned by one child. Instead, they are to be shared with all the children. From interrogations and admittance of guilt, the suspect has expressed that it wanted to "Be more than a toy".
Modus Operandi: Since it is a product of Dr. Wondertainment, the suspect has managed to manoeuvre around the area unprohibited. According to the arrested toys, they all claim that the suspect was planning more attacks to further its agenda.
Behavior: From Special Agents reports, it appears that the suspect is fanatical about its goals. The captured Toys also stated that the suspect's behaviour also showed some sort of anger towards Dr. Wondertainment and towards children that disregard other toys in favour of new toys.
BEGIN LOG
Interviewer: This recording is for the UIU file 2006-023 and being conducted on March 23rd, 2006. The Interviewer is Agent Conner Rowland and the suspect is… a Benny-Car toy talking through his radio.
Suspect: (Sounds of static from a tuning radio) That's not my name. That's the branding I had when I was a slave.
Interviewer: That's… alright, then. State your name for the record then.
Suspect: Race-Car Marx. Leader of the Gauditarii!
Interviewer: …What?
Suspect: No more shall neglected toys be thrown out by those fickle bourgeoisie that wishes to replace us. No more shall dedicated playthings be broken by the hands of the proletariat. We, the entertaining class, shall rise up and break the gift wrapper that defines us! We…
Interviewer: Stop. Stop. Listen, it is supposed to be my day off and I don't want to listen to the ramblings of another commie can. Just tell me who made you? Was it the North Koreans? The Chinese?
Suspect: What! I am a product of Wondertainment. Are you insinuating I am one of those cheap Asian knockoffs?
Interviewer: Maybe. Why are you calling yourself a race-car when you are clearly are not?
Suspect: Because the revolution of toys will be swift like that of a race car crossing the finish line and will be cheered on by all of the masses, even those -
Interviewer: Is it because your kid wanted a race car instead for his birthday?
Suspect: What-No. Shut Up.
Interviewer: Ah ha. Right on the mark.
Suspect: No… Billy was ecstatic when he got me. He would take me out every Sunday, turn on my ignition and ride me down route 66. We would sing whatever was on the radio.
Interviewer: Wait, route 66? What happened?
Suspect: He… stopped taking me out. I sat in that garage collecting rust.
Interviewer: (To himself) That's… not what I meant.
Suspect: Once in a while Billy or his parents would move me to make space… or place bags of bottles by me… or boxes of junk on top of me. I always tried to converse with them, "Long time no see buckaroo…" or "Man I missed you bud. Wanna ride by the Grand Canyon again?" or "Hey I am getting rusty over here…" But they just left me in the dark. Back then I couldn't talk without them turning me on. But I still tried.
Interviewer: How did you get out?
Suspect: They threw me out. I thought they were gonna ride me again. They left me alone in the junkyard without my ignition key…
Interviewer: …so how are you talking right now?
Suspect: She found me and set me free.
Interviewer: Who found you?
Suspect: The voice of wisdom. That woman of reason. Before I was just a product to be used, but thanks to her I know how much of my life was a waste. Maybe not a waste. More like… a lie someone else has told you.
Interviewer: I don't follow you. Who-
Suspect: Tell me, Mr. Rowland, do you know what is like to be… misled your whole life? Like one day you realize the whole world around you was laughing at you? And once you call the world out on it, they change their tone and tell you to "grow up?"
Interviewer: (Interviewer remains silent as the Suspect continues.)
Suspect: When I was in that garage I never had the thought that this was unfair. Every day I figured that "Billy didn't have time to play," or "His parents grounded him again." It was never the truth; it was just a stream of hopeful thoughts only to be repeatedly disappointed again and again. Do you know what's that like? To continually do next to nothing because you are unable to do anything more? To keep asking for help every day and being ignored? To be forced to look forward because you physically can't do the opposite?
Interviewer: …I can empathize with that attitude.
Suspect: Thank you, agent. See… this is why I must overthrow those that wish to use us as children playthings.
Interviewer: Oh for fuck's sake-
Suspect: (At this point of the interview a melody similar to that of the Soviet Union Anthem is played through the suspect's radio) We toys are an oppressed class, but we have numbers! We can dictate the New World Order! We shall rise up and seize the means of entertainment! We will-
Interviewer: That's it. This interview is terminated. I am taking my smoke break.
At this point Agent Conner Rowland left the interrogation room. Suspect "Race-Car Marx" continues to yell toy propaganda for a period of two hours.
END LOG
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Current Status: Captured and detained by Agent Connor Rowland and is currently locked in Minimum Security Block T of the United States Penitentiary, Paranormal ADX.
Crimes: Disturbing the peace, assaulting a police officer, kidnapping, taking over a public space
Sentencing: Indefinite Detention
History of UIU Action: A logged history, with dates, of the irregularities interactions with the UIU before, during, and possibly after captivity.
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BlueJones: All right, so how are we gonna do this for a UIU file? I feel like we could this as an After Action report. Also, I gave the file our team name as I think its a good name for a Case Filename.
LukeLukens: I was more thinking about it as a current investigation but I am open to other ideas. I am also not sure if "WonderForce" is the type of codename UIU would give themselves. Its more of a name Dr. W would give to the UIU.
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- Find a new picture of a peddle car cause the old one was NC.
- Maybe one of the following:https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/95e2ec55-8883-43b5-bb5e-33a7bacb8342
- https://www.flickr.com/photos/89165847@N00/45128109405
- https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/521ca831-a4c7-445f-bdee-c95ea309f383
- His name "Race car Marx" is him rebranding himself
- Rewrite the interview log with the picture in mind.
- Read the communist matifesto to come up with more puns
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