The Forty Three Gas Stations of Edmund "Butchie" Munroe

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Put lots of markers everywhere relating to appendecies A-M of historical twee bullshit.

use foundation plants to get oral histories from residents.

In order to prevent potential undermining of SCP-XXXX, residency in The Towns is restricted to individuals of age 65 or older. All potential residents are to be screened using a Myerhoff-Boggs nostalgia test, with only those scoring within the 65th percentile being permitted to become residents.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a false historical narrative, capable of overwriting anomalous conditions in areas in which it is dominant. All SCP-XXXX are currently localized to The Towns, a retirement community of 118,000 located in central Florida, USA. The Towns was developed in 1987 by Gammell-Shelby Development, LLC. from 90 km² of uninhabited areas on the outskirts of the towns of Gallston, Pollensbee, and Yemassee Lake, as well as portions of unincorporated Van Buren County. Despite this, SCP-XXXX instances all indicate that the area that is now The Towns existed as a single, unified township, known as Fairview, from 1832 onward.

SCP-XXXX overwrites stuff at an ontological level.

First discovered in 1996. something about what does and doesn't work as "twee historical bullshit"

Overwrote old stuff. What is the old stuff.

Memories of specific americana stuff. Mention how it's geographically copy-pasted

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Maintenance check via oral histories.

Oh no, it's starting to break down slowly over repeat things as the past reasserts itself.

Notes about how do we spread it?

OMG, IT WAS THE UNITED STATES ALL ALONG