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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being kept inside a standard humanoid containment chamber. Even if SCP-XXXX's ontokinesis is not an immediate threat, the chamber is to be monitored, and all threat-posing items manifested/and or transformed are to be removed and properly discarded.
Description: SCP-XXXX, formerly know as Freska,1 is a 1.82 meter tall male of Greek descent weighing 68 kilograms and always wearing mullet-styled hair. SCP-XXXX presents some deity-related anomalies, including agerasia2 and Class III Reality Waring skills, generally used to transform things into versions of themselves from the 1980s or manifest objects from the same decade.
SCP-XXXX body has a biological age of 80 years and has shown no further signs of senescence since current containment procedures began. The entity shows no need for common natural needs as food, water, or air, but usually does eat and drink for hedonistic pleasure. Its outfit never seemed to change and even if new clothes are dressed, they always become the same set of clothes as below:
- A white shirt with a red Coca-Cola logo
- A red white and blue headband
- A black fanny pack
- A Fila parachute neon pink and lime green jacket
- A pair of Ray Ban aviator sunglasses
- A pair of blue fruit-printed jam shorts
- A pair of fat-laced red LA Gear sneakers
Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery
SCP-XXXX was previously residing in Door County, Wisconsin. In 2010, it was discovered after transforming The Restless, a local techno music nightclub, into a retro New Wave discotheque. As the Foundation noticed the Hume changes within the area, Mobile Task Force Rho-5 "Stitch In Time", was sent to prevent a possible major time anomaly to spread.
VIDEO LOG TRANSCRIPT
Date: 13/05/2010
Agents Involved: Timothy Robyn (ρ5-1 Robyn, tactical commander, astronaut, Royal Air Force Group Captain), Harold Green (ρ5-2 Green, historian, sociologist), Maiara Gonçalves (ρ5-3 Gonçalves, theoretical physicist, cosmologist), Anwar Chopra (ρ5-4 Chopra, US Navy Captain), Andrea Rasputina (ρ5-5 Rasputina, thaumatologist and thaumaturge specialized in chronomancy.3), Marcus Roux (ρ5-6 Roux, physicist, ontokinesis specialist).
Mission Directive: Search, containment, and recovery (if possible) of the hypocenter of the anomaly.
<BEGIN-LOG>
[ρ5-1 Robyn guides the unit of six agents inside the nightclub. All patrons inside seem to have their clothes altered to match the New Wave theme.]
ρ5-1 Robyn: Harold, with me. May, Anwar, to the bar. Andy, Marcus, the VIP room.
[The group divides as commanded by their leader. ρ5-1 Robyn and ρ5-2 Green walk to the dancefloor. None of the nightclub attendants seem to notice the Task Force.]
ρ5-1 Robyn: Andy, Roux, May, any idea of what is causing the anomaly?
ρ5-5 Rasputina: I can feel thaumic energy, but they said it was an ontokinectic event.
ρ5-3 Gonçalves: There is no divergence in the light, at least none the photometers can identify. No tachyonic unnatural event, probably no wormholes. It's not a temporal anomaly.
ρ5-6 Roux: The portable Kant counter is measuring the area. Low Hume everywhere. A Cyan-type entity, maybe?
ρ5-3 Gonçalves: Haven't you said that Cyan-types are rare?
ρ5-6 Roux: That's why I'm excited!
ρ5-2 Harold: Pay attention to the mission, Marcus.
ρ5-4 Chopra: Shouldn't we let this for another task force? It's not a temporal anomaly.
ρ5-1 Robyn: Our mission is to search and contain the hypocenter of the anomaly, Anwar. We stay. Try to discover something about the people here. They don't seem to respond.
[ρ5-3 Gonçalves and ρ5-4 Chopra use their flashlights to try to call the attention of a woman on the bar. She doesn't respond.]
ρ5-3 Gonçalves: The anomaly washed their brains. They are eighties' zombies now.
ρ5-6 Roux: I got something!
ρ5-1 Robyn: Marcus? What did you get?
ρ5-6 Roux: Are you feeling it?
ρ5-5 Rasputina: Fuck, it's giving me headaches.
ρ5-6 Roux: Andy, there!
ρ1-1 Robyn: Marcus? Andy?
[ρ5-6 Roux and ρ5-5 Rasputina's cams and microphones are hidden by static. A loud noise is listened by all the members of the MTF unit, coming from the microphones of the duo.]
ρ1-1 Robyn: Marcus? Andy?
ρ5-6 Roux: That's awesome!
ρ1-1 Robyn: Marcus, Andy, respond now!
ρ5-6 Roux: Tim, look at the video feed.
[ρ1-1 Robyn looks at ρ1-1 Robyn's video feed by the digital visor. ρ5-5 Rasputina is wearing a version of the task force uniform from the eighties.]
ρ1-1 Robyn: When did you…?
ρ5-6 Roux: We didn't. The anomaly did.
ρ1-1 Robyn: Can you find the hypocenter now?
ρ5-5 Rasputina: It's coming your way. It's running.
ρ5-2 Harold: Tim! There!
SCP-XXXX: Fuck! The cops!
[SCP-XXXX is being pointed at by ρ5-2 Harold and try to run. ρ5-3 Gonçalves gets the entity, which surrenders.]
SCP-XXXX: Okay, okay, ye got me. Doncha end the good vibes!
<END-LOG>
Foreword: Rho-5 extracted the entity from the nightclub. Agents from the Foundation returned the location to its original state using a Scranton Reality Anchor. The nightclub attendants were guided to the local hospitals and easily rehabilitated. By amnestic use and disinformation, the event was covered as a fire at the nightclub.
