ROUNDERHOUSE> ye
17:56:04 i was thinking about doing a breakneck sequel
17:56:13 <ch00bakka> dewit
17:56:17 <ROUNDERHOUSE> pararacing is actually hilariously fun to write about
17:56:28 you get to do so much unabashedly fun bullshit
17:56:33 <Gee0765> Wrong Opinion Guy make the theme worse
17:56:39 <ROUNDERHOUSE> it's fantastic fuck you
17:56:57 i was thinking about "DRIVE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN" as a title
17:56:59 <ch00bakka> ROUNDERHOUSE: we're done drag racing twice now you gotta do like
17:57:09 oh god
17:57:09 <ROUNDERHOUSE> parabobracing
17:57:12 <ch00bakka> cannonball run
17:57:16 <ROUNDERHOUSE> OH NO
17:57:35 <ch00bakka> y e s
17:57:43 CROSS-COUNTRY PARARACING
17:58:01 <ROUNDERHOUSE> god that would actually be such a fucking fun series
17:58:22 each tale is like a section of the race
17:58:36 oh my god
17:58:36 wait
17:58:39 <ch00bakka> "On December 3, 2019 Arne Toman and Doug Tabutt were declared the new record holders, their time was 27 hours and 25 minutes, along with spotter Berkeley Chadwick in a 2015 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG sedan averaged 103 mph overall"
17:58:43 AVERAGED 103MPH
17:58:49 <ROUNDERHOUSE> you could make it an actual fucking race too
17:58:58 <ch00bakka> yeah not just like people trying to break the record
17:59:01 theyre actually racing
17:59:02 god ok
17:59:07 <ROUNDERHOUSE> no that's not what i mean
17:59:31 <ch00bakka> in college i played in a one-shot rpg
17:59:50 where the premise was we were in a cannonball run from Portland OR to Portland Maine
17:59:51
<&ARD> Clearly we need to resurrect the OCT but as wacky races
17:59:53 <ch00bakka> what if
17:59:54 <ROUNDERHOUSE> get multiple authors, each writing their own dude - you with whoever is the protag of this, ard with rookie from speeddemon, me with dragon from BREAKNECK - whoever finishes first gets to write the ending, no doubt where their person fucking wins
17:59:58 <BlueJones> I feel like I'm witnessing something awesome here
17:59:58 <ch00bakka> oh man
18:00:09 ROUNDERHOUSE: see the protagonist in mine is still the rookie lol
18:00:16 <ROUNDERHOUSE> ‘shit`
18:00:22
<&ARD> Technically it’s Three Thong
18:00:29 <ch00bakka> yeah thats true
18:00:33
<&ARD> But anyways
18:00:38 <ROUNDERHOUSE> is this a great idea or what
18:00:46
<&ARD> OCT but as wacky races would make for a delightful canon
18:00:57 <ch00bakka> idk about racing to finish because
18:01:02 well actually
18:01:12 im gonna be working from home for an indefinite time bc of corona
18:01:14
<&ARD> Racing to finish is right out for me
18:01:21 <ROUNDERHOUSE> W E AK
18:01:23 <ch00bakka> but yeah ive got other shit im working on
18:01:26 <ROUNDERHOUSE> @ ard
18:01:29 aw
18:01:34 well it’s still fun just to do
18:01:40
<&ARD> ROUNDERHOUSE: just because you always come first doesn’t mean I do
18:01:48 <ch00bakka> Lmaoooooo
18:07:53 <ROUNDERHOUSE> ch00bakka: cannonball run was actually kind of psychotic huh
18:07:59 >
Nothing was specified as to the route, type of vehicle, number of drivers or crew, or maximum speed permitted.
18:08:35 >
Mims explains that their Cadillac stretch limousine veered off the road and rolled over after the driver fell asleep at the wheel
18:08:37 their WHAT
18:08:50 <ch00bakka> get from here to there on the ground as fast as possible
18:08:55 no rules just right
18:09:32 <BlueJones> Cannonball run in the SCP-verse would be awesome to write for
18:09:34 <ch00bakka> holy shit a fucking limo
18:10:26 <ROUNDERHOUSE> >
The 2,772 mile run was completed on a 2012 BMW K1600 GTL equipped with a 15-gallon auxiliary fuel tank, radar detector, and radar/lidar absorbing paint.
18:10:35 fucking batmobile over here
18:10:40
<&ARD> ch00bakka: oh man
18:10:52 One of the things I always wanted to do as a sequel for escape velocity
18:10:58 Was have the rookie travel cross country
18:10:59 <ROUNDERHOUSE> was finish?
18:11:04 that was my second guess
18:11:07
<&ARD> Lmao
18:11:15 I’ve been writing it, I just haven’t shown it to you
18:11:15 <ch00bakka> wait yes we were gonna do the Big Road Trip
18:11:29 have Iris Dark show up or somthin
18:11:30 <ROUNDERHOUSE> then i have no reason to believe you
18:11:34
<&ARD> I had a bunch of ideas for it
18:12:27 The rookie visits a faerie village in Yellowstone, breaks into the pentagram base under Mount Rushmore while on a bender with iris dark, accidentally runs over a hitchhiking ghost in Tennessee and is subsequently pursued by it across the state
18:12:29 Etc etc
18:12:42 “No homo but I accidentally ran over a kid at 80 mph”
18:12:51 <ch00bakka> god im lookin at all the shit that people have entered the cannonball run with
18:12:53 " Travco Motorhome"
18:12:56 <ROUNDERHOUSE> lmfao
18:13:18 ch00bakka: oh my god
18:13:20 that dude did it
18:13:22 FIVE TIMES
18:13:27 WITH THE SAME MOTORHOME
18:13:43
<&ARD> >
The Travco motorhome was an aerodynamic Class A Recreational Vehicle built on a Dodge motorhome chassis from 1965 until the late 1980s.
18:13:46 <ROUNDERHOUSE> wait only three times
18:13:46
<&ARD> >
aerodynamic
18:13:49 <ROUNDERHOUSE> still impressive
18:13:57
<&ARD> Aerodynamic and motorhome are practically oxymoronic
18:14:06 <ROUNDERHOUSE> .gis travco motorhome
18:14:07
<+Secretary_Helen> PircBot 1.5.0 Java IRC Bot - www.jibble.org ROUNDERHOUSE: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/1968_Travco.JPG - Travco - Wikipedia
18:14:09 <ch00bakka> three dudes did it in a Mother Fuckin Firebird
18:14:11 <ROUNDERHOUSE> fuck you
18:14:13 that is not
18:14:14 fuck you
18:14:17 <ch00bakka> holy christ
18:14:24 <ROUNDERHOUSE> if that's aerodynamic i'm a fucking cow
18:14:34 that bitch looks like a whole-ass bage
18:14:36 bage*
18:14:39 BARGE*
18:14:55 <ch00bakka> This Thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excalibur_(automobile)
18:15:13 <ROUNDERHOUSE> woah
18:15:13 <ch00bakka> absolute chad choice for a cross-country race
18:15:44 "Rolls Royce Silver Wraith" YES
18:16:21 <ROUNDERHOUSE> i can't get over the aerodynamic motorhome
18:17:36 ch00bakka: man can you imagine the amount of coke these guys were on
18:17:49 <ch00bakka> well
18:17:52 it was the 70s
18:17:55 so presumably
18:17:57 all of it
18:18:07 <ROUNDERHOUSE> coke: yes
18:18:22 fuuuck i keep getting distracted
18:18:25 need to finish jamcon