Clawson's SCP's

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is located in the staff break room in site 46. SCP-XXXX-J has a yellow post-it note located on its door that explains the microwaves anomalous effects. The note reads “Mac and Cheese O-rama, seriously I put an expensive steak in here and I get Mac and Cheese, just a warning”.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a standard black microwave produced by the ███████ corporation. SCP-XXXX-J's anomalous effects manifest when an object is inserted and cooked for any amount of time. Upon the ending of cooking SCP-XXXX-J will emit a flash (approximate to the one produced by a standard flashbang) open on its own and will reveal the exact mass of the object in the form of instant Mac and Cheese.SCP-XXXX-J properties are not limited to edible objects (see amendment XXXX-J below).
Attempts to see the inside of the microwave during the flash has proved unsuccessful, although the closes the foundation has gotten to see is before and after the flash the flash is approximately one frame per second, on the outside, the flash has lasted from one second to one minute.