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tags: safe scp swarm hive-mind knowledge media jam-con2019 _shaggy-dog

Title: Gonna Solve that Mystery

scoobydoo

Singular portion of SCP-XXXX in packaging.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard Safe Item Locker. SCP-XXXX is not to be brought near termination chambers. The identity of the possible creator of SCP-XXXX (See Addendum XXXX-1) is to be investigated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of 143 DVDs and CDs themed around the Scooby Doo franchise. If SCP-XXXX is placed near the location of an illegal act, specifically felonies1 with the perpetrator(s) of said act being unknown, CD and DVD discs contained within SCP-XXXX will begin to levitate and swarm around each other, spinning at high speeds.

SCP-XXXX DVD/CD discs will then begin to change trajectory towards the location of perpetrator(s) of the felony, splitting its mass as necessary. SCP-XXXX will then assault said perpetrator(s), using disc edges to cause deep lacerations. Once the perpetrator has been terminated or rendered unconscious, SCP-XXXX will return to it's former location.

Addendum XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was discovered in the house of Carl Brians, a collector of Scooby Doo paraphernalia. The following is a page discovered in a diary owned by Brians.

Somebody took my dog, somebody took Scooby.

I love that dog, he was is such a good boy. Such a damn good boy fluffy dog. big ball of fur. should have named him Shaggy. would have made more sense he's not even a great dane

Somebody took him. You know that PETA takes animals from doorsteps and fucking ki euthanizes them? I need to know where he is, I'm going to find him. I will do whatever it takes to find him. I need to he's my only fri

I know a guy who can help, he can do some magic stuff. he can make something to help find the fuckers who t him. I just need help i just nee



Scooby Dooby Doo, please, where are you.

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