Deadly Bread
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When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Kitchen. I am your host, your toast host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now.

Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see descriptions of some of our skips as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.

Your cadaverous pallor reveals an aura of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination - hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this Author Page has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Of course, there’s always my way.

Oh, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely. The real chills come later. Now, as they say, “look alive,” and we’ll continue our little tour. And let’s all stay together please.

There are several prominent ghosts who have retired here from creepy old crypts all over the world. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here.


Who even is this bread guy?


Bread helped my mom’s sciatica when nothing else would work!


Ordered once, but was both soggy and stale. Service was horrible and I think I got an infection.


I hear he was executed for having the hamburglar murder his political opponents and turn them into McNuggets.

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He looks like an Italian dad.


Why are we punishing Guy Fieri?

But there’s always room for 1,000. Any volunteers?