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When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Kitchen. I am your host, your toast host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now.
Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see descriptions of some of our skips as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.
Your cadaverous pallor reveals an aura of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination - hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this Author Page has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
Of course, there’s always my way.
SCP-3286 - “Sea Legs”
My first surviving SCP. Of course, it looks nothing like the original now. Originally posted in May, 2018, this was my second shot at creating an SCP. The first attempt was about an exploding medieval snail. A small statue found off the coast of a Japanese island, touching it woukd cause people to turn into some sort of fish/human hybrid that would relay a warning message from a dying civilization. It sounds interesting when I write it like that, but it was horrible. It sat in its position, never raising higher than +5. Trapped in purgatory. After coming out of a temporary slump, I decided to rewrite this article.
The original article had something I wanted to use, to base my rewrite off of. The statue itself was of a fish with legs. Simple, weird, and a little disturbing if you thought about it for too long? Perfect. I wrote this in about 3 days, deciding to post it before getting it critiqued because I was impatient (Side-note: This is the only article I’ve ever posted without getting it critiqued first. This being good without it was a fluke). I was ready to endure the critique that would come flooding into the comments, but it never came. A few minor autocorrects here and there, but otherwise good comments. I can now look at my first SCP with pride, knowing that it’s something I’ve written well. As for the original, it will hopefully never see the light of day again.
SCP-3462 - “The Subconscious Little Toaster”
Alright, I may need to give some backstory on this one and why it’s not the best.
I own a copy of The Brave Little Toaster on VHS. It was originally owned by my mother, who bought it when she was 23 because it looked weird. I’m so happy she did, because I can’t even count how many times I watched this movie as a wee lad. It was this and Mary Poppins, the two movies I always watched as a child. I played Mary Poppins so much I rendered the VHS tape unwatchable. The Brave Little Toaster however, survived my repeated watches.
Nobody knows what the Brave Little Toaster is. Every discussion about it has ended in confused looks. This thing was my childhood. I knew that I needed to spread knowledge of the The Best Movie of All Time™, but how to do it? Through my favorite medium of course, SCPs!
Now, I can recognize that this skip has its flaws. I recognize that you might even think of it as some horrible slag. However, I will never completely rewrite this SCP. I may, in the future, write it in a better tone or more interesting style. I will also defend this skips existence to my grave. This article has a special place in my heart and I love it to bits.
SCP-4088 - “Sing is a song, you’re a piano, man.”
My highest rated article at the time of writing. The SCP that made be start to think I wasn’t so shit at writing as I previously thought. Get ready for some more Bread lore!
The SCP itself had been written since July, but I had delayed posting it because I knew I had something good that I wanted to do justice. I had thought of the idea in the shower, thinking about the song Piano Man. I had recently gotten it stuck in my head and knew every verse, so making an SCP about it seemed like a good idea. Pianos are almost always the haunted instruments in movies, and I realized that they had a bunch of movie tropes ripe for the picking. A piano sitting alone in a room playing by itself? Prime material. Throw in hanging from a rope on the ceiling and occasionally eating people and I had something solid.
I’ve been going to a camp over the summer since I was 10. It’s also the same place I’ll be working over the summer. It’s located on a island in the middle of a lake, so that means no internet. I’m fine with this. Going there is always one of, if not the highlight of my year. It’s where I sat in a trashcan for 20 minutes do I could pop out and yell “I’m the trashman!” as an intro for an event. It’s where I was the captain of the Olympic team WrestleMania. It’s great time in general. I was gone during the 4000 contest and didn’t even know it was happening. By the time I got back, Series 5 had been open for about 3 days.
Once I had gotten home from my monthlong absence, Series 5 was open and I knew it was the perfect timing. I posted it, and it’s currently on its way to +100. I couldn’t be prouder of my piano baby.
SCP-444-J - “Tootin’ Dootin’ Shootin’”
So this one is… interesting.
This entire article is based off of a bad pun. I thought of the phrase Tootin’ Dootin’ Shootin’ while at work and thought it was too good to pass up. I spent more time then I probably want to admit thinking about what woodwind instruments I should make shoot things. The original plan for the article was for this to be a serious scip on the main page, which explains the tone of the article. I was advised during critiquing that this might be better as a -J, so I took the bone baton and ran with it. The article had 2 cut instruments. A flute that was the equivalent of a blow dart gun, and what I can only describe as an SMG bagpipe. I had actually gotten the ammo wrong for the bagpipes originally, saying that they shot fire grenades instead of bullets. I decided to stick with that and threw in some skeletons and exploding kazoos to boot.
SCP-4035 - “Prey on Words”
As most of you can tell by now, I’m a fan of wordplay. So a genie that twists your words into a bad deal seemed like the perfect fit for me. One of the only reasons I thought of this idea was the image of a genie coming out if a bedside lamp. I just proposed it in IRC chat one day and decided to roll with it. A genie used car salesman, but with superpowers. Probably the best part of the article is the title, which I also thought up in the shower.
SCP-4664 - “Nightmare of 20,000 Feet”
Ah, my labor of love. This SCP, like others, was created so I could somehow work in a name I liked. I had wanted to write an skip on Nightmare at 20,000 Feet for a while and didn’t want to go the obvious route. My idea at the time involved an area of airspace and centipedes. Then I entered IRC chat for a brainstorming session. This is what exited that storm. A giant squid with puppet hands that appears after a bad dream and puts on a little show for you. It is by far the weirdest concept I’ve ever worked with and a bit of a daunting task for myself. See, before this SCP, I had only ever tried dialogue once. It was awful, absolutely dreadful, I never wanted to step anywhere near dialogue again. I couldn’t let the chat down though.
I posted the article for critiques and it was thoroughly picked through for the bad sections. I actually rewrote the entire description of the article to make the concept easier to understand. After about 2 weeks of revising, I posted the article and left it. I just stared at my screen waiting.
People liked it, I guess. It’s now my second highest rated article and official,y the weirdest concept I’ve written about. It easily tops even the fish with legs. I’m glad the utter chaos that was the brainstorming session wasn’t in vein, and that I could do the concept justice.
Oh, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely. The real chills come later. Now, as they say, “look alive,” and we’ll continue our little tour. And let’s all stay together please.
There are several prominent ghosts who have retired here from creepy old crypts all over the world. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here.
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LordStonefish
★☆☆☆☆Who even is this bread guy?
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salvagebar
★★★★☆Bread helped my mom’s sciatica when nothing else would work!
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BlackWing
★☆☆☆☆Ordered once, but was both soggy and stale. Service was horrible and I think I got an infection.
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Modern_Erasmus
★☆☆☆☆I hear he was executed for having the hamburglar murder his political opponents and turn them into McNuggets.
@Viridilucens does not match any existing user name
★☆☆☆☆He looks like an Italian dad.
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★☆☆☆☆Why are we punishing Guy Fieri?
But there’s always room for 1,000. Any volunteers?
A portion of the plateau SCP-XXXX is located on
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation patrol boats are to monitor the area surrounding SCP-XXXX to prevent civilian access. An underwater barrier has been built to surround the plateau that SCP-XXXX resides on. SCP-XXXX’s containment area is to be routinely monitored for foreign organisms. Under no circumstances are personnel to enter SCP-XXXX’s enclosure. One live adult fish longer than 45 cm is to be released into the enclosure per day. SCP-XXXX is to be regularly monitored for death amount the colony. SCP-XXXX-B events are to be regularly tracked and monitored.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a colony of fish sharing physical similarities with a largemouth bass bass (Micropterus salmoides) located off the coast of the Fort Hommen Nature Reserve, Guernsey. Instances of SCP-XXXX are able to filter saltwater through their gills, despite largemouth bass being primarily freshwater fish. All instances of SCP-XXXX are located on top of an underwater plateau and have never attempted to leave the area above the plateau. Located in the center of the plateau is a black statue resembling an instance of SCP-XXXX.
The main difference between SCP-XXXX and other non-anomalous members of its species are two pale humanoid legs on the stomach between the pelvic and pectoral fins. SCP-XXXX instances will only use these appendages to move, despite autopsies of instances confirming that the fins and tail of the entity still function. Despite their small size, instances of SCP-XXXX are able to produce extreme amounts of force with these appendages, having been observed producing kicks of up to 27.52 kilograms of force. SCP-XXXX are extremely territorial and will attack any living entity that enters the area above the plateau. Once this entity is killed, SCP-XXXX will swarm the organism’s corpse and consume it.
SCP-XXXX-A is an elderly instance of SCP-XXXX. A small headpiece constructed of coral and various shells is affixed to the head of SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX appears to follow a vaguely monarchical society, with SCP-XXXX-A being treated as the leader of the colony. SCP-XXXX-A does not appear to require nutrients, having never been observed eating while in containment. SCP-XXXX-A is the only known instance capable of performing SCP-XXXX-B.
SCP-XXXX instances are not able to breed naturally and require SCP-XXXX-B to procreate. SCP-XXXX-B will be performed if either of two factors is met; An instance of SCP-XXXX has died within the last 3 days, or 4 months have passed since the previous SCP-XXXX-B occurrence. Once either of these conditions is met, SCP-XXXX will resume normal behavior until an aquatic creature measuring less than 45 cm in length swims above SCP-XXXX’s plateau. SCP-XXXX instances will then incapacitate the organism rather than killing it, and proceed to initiate SCP-XXXX-B.
Addendum: A transcript of a routine SCP-XXXX-B occurrence has been provided below.
[BEGIN LOG]
00:05 - Foundation personnel releases a on-anomalous Atlantic Herring into the water about SCP-XXXX’s containment.
00:14 - SCP-XXXX becomes aware of the released organism.
00:19 - SCP-XXXX instances begin using their anomalous appendages to maneuver towards the subject.
00:23 - Instances reach the subject. They surround the organism and begin violently kicking it.
00:43 - Subject is incapacitated. SCP-XXXX instances begin pushing the unconscious creature towards the plateau.
01:35 - SCP-XXXX instances reach the plateau. SCP-XXXX-A intercepts the subject and maneuvers it towards the statue.
1:57 - SCP-XXXX-A reaches the statue. At this time, all SCP-XXXX have gathered around the statue and are standing motionless.
2:06 - SCP-XXXX-A places the unconscious subject at the foot of the statue. SCP-XXXX-A opens its mouth and begins emitting a low note in a male voice. Instance continues this for the duration of the event.
02:22 - Subject begins slowly elongating and widening. Organism shows no outward signs of pain.
02:30 - SCP-XXXX instances surrounding SCP-XXXX-A begin emitting a similar low note in varying voices.
02:45 - Subject’s fins and tail begin to change in shape. Subject has ceased elongating and is now approximately 73 cm in length. Skin begins to take on a dull green hue. Smaller features such as the eye color and gill shape begin changing. SCP-XXXX-A begins stomping on the rock plateau in a rhythmic fashion.
03:17 - Subject is now visually identical to a largemouth bass. Two black circles appear on the subject’s stomach region. SCP-XXXX-A begins stomping more erratically. The statue the subject is placed upon begins slowly vibrating.
03:21 - Translucent pale limbs begin emerging from within the circles on the subject’s stomach. These limbs appear to be on a two-dimensional plane, appearing flat when observed from the top. The water surrounding the statue begins to take on a dark hue.
03:29 - Limbs have fully emerged from the circles. The emerged limbs widen into a three-dimensional object, immediately losing their translucent appearance. The black water surrounding the statue has now completely obscured it, the subject, and SCP-XXXX-A.
03:43 - Faint rays of green light are observed emanating from the cloud of water in brief flashes.
04:06 - The cloud of water surrounding the statue appears to be absorbed into the subject. The subject then rises from the base of the statue and joins the gathering of SCP-XXXX instances. All instances then disperse, resuming their normal behavior.
[END LOG]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Presumed Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures:
The area formerly containing SCP-XXXX and Site-137-T is to be monitored for any remanifestation of the anomaly. All personnel inside of Site-137-T following Incident-XXXX-A are to be assumed deceased.
All investigations into the identities of SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 instances are to continue. All results found are to be documented and held within the Site-78 archival wing in case of project revival.
The property containing the former Camp L███████ and SCP-XXXX is to be purchased by a Foundation front company and an observation building, designated Temporary Site-137 (designated Site-137-T) is to be constructed directly adjacent to SCP-XXXX. A minimum of two armed personnel are to be stationed inside the observation building in addition to standard containment staff.
Investigations into the identities and anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 instances, in addition to SCP-XXXX-3 are currently undergoing. As of 11/30/10, these containment procedures have been deemed outdated and have been revised.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a series of anomalous phenomena surrounding a cabin formerly used to house children at Camp L███████ in ████████, New Hampshire, labelled as “Cabin 20”. The cabin is surrounded by various pieces of debris, many of which show signs of chemical burns and blunt force damage. The main room of the cabin contains several heavily damaged and bunk beds with severely degraded mattresses, most of which show signs of corrosion. The secondary room of SCP-XXXX contains two heavily corroded beds, a damaged wooden chest, and the remains of a red alarm clock, tentatively designated SCP-XXXX-3.
Inspection of SCP-XXXX-3 has found that multiple pieces of its interior circuitry is inconsistent with standard retail alarm clocks. Inconsistencies include several broken displays, the filament of a lightbulb, and four small metal cubes of unknown composition and use. Physical contact with SCP-XXXX-3 produces second degree burns despite thermal readings showing the temperature as average.
The main anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest on the third Wednesday of any summer month. At approximately 6:15 PM, the interior of the cabin is obscured by a white light. The light will then reveal multiple adolescent male humanoids, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. Several of these instances have been identified as children who were reported missing in the region during the summer of 1994. During this phase of events, the doors of SCP-XXXX are unable to be opened and instances of SCP-XXXX-1 do not respond to attempted contact through windows. These instances do not speak of their manifestation, either being unaware of it or ignoring it, instead conversing about subjects typical of 14-16 year olds, including subjects relating to the camp. This will continue until the second phase of SCP-XXXX’s activation begins.
At 8:34 PM, a siren will sound from an unknown source within the camp. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will begin shoving beds in front of the door in apparent haste. Other instances will begin creating makeshift weapons from objects within the cabin. At 9:03, instances of SCP-XXXX-2 will begin appearing.
SCP-XXXX-2 are deformed humanoids covered in a viscous black substance. Instances appear to be severely decomposed, but show strength much higher than that of baseline humans. Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 have the main goal of terminating instances of SCP-XXXX-1, but have been seen to attack any entities that interfere with this goal. The black substance covering SCP-XXXX-2 is highly corrosive and is used by the creatures to break into SCP-XXXX.
The end of an SCP-XXXX event will begin with the instances of SCP-XXXX-2 severely damaging the makeshift defenses created by SCP-XXXX-1. This will lead to fighting amongst the instances, with the SCP-XXXX-1 instances being outmatched. Once multiple SCP-XXXX-1 have been terminated, the remaining instances will retreat into the secondary room. Several SCP-XXXX-1 will begin barricading the entrance between the rooms, while another will begin searching for SCP-XXXX-3.
SCP-XXXX-3, which appears fully intact during SCP-XXXX events, appears as a red, wind-up alarm clock with several changes having been made to it's machinery, notably a fluorescent light bulb in the place of one of the bells, several multi colored wires emerging from within the clock, and a large display on the right side of the clock which reads “8/23/95”. Once the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 locates SCP-XXXX-3, it will proceed to lift the object above its head and smash it into the floor of SCP-XXXX. Upon contact, a white light will once again obscure the interior of SCP-XXXX. The light will then slowly dissipate to reveal the interior of SCP-XXXX having been reset to its original state.
Addendum-XXXX-A:Date: 07/17/02
Foreword: The first test with SCP-XXXX. The stated purpose of this test was to insert a non-anomalous human into the cabin during an SCP-XXXX event and attempt to interfere with the event.
<Begin Log>
D-9952: So I just have to sit here in a fucking shack? That’s the test?
Command: Yes. D-9952.
D-9952: But what’s the catch? What kinda weird ass shit is gonna come outta the woods this time?
Command: D-9952, I can assure you that nothing is going to happen. We just need you to stand in the cabin and interact with the anomaly.
D-9952: I, uh, alright… but if you’re lying to me…
Command: Whether or not I’m lying is irrelevant. It’s not like you can do anything.
D-9952: I-
At this point, the first phase of the SCP-XXXX begins and footage recovered from D-9952’s camera becomes obscured by a bright light for approximately seven minutes. After the light fades, six SCP-XXXX-1 instances, henceforth designated SCP-XXXX-1A to -1F, have manifested within the cabin.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Hey Francis, pass me that flashlight, willya?
SCP-XXXX-1E: Fuck no, I saw what you did to Matt’s. You want one, shouldn’t a broken his, man.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Aw, fuck you man. Hey Rainy1, you got yours?
D-9952: Uh, sure… you can borrow mine. Dunno where I left it though…
Command: D-9952? D-9952, respond!
D-9952 drops down onto his hands and knees and begins looking under a mattress. SCP-XXXX-1A, -1C, -1D and -1F can be heard talking in the background.
Command: D-9952! Can you hear me? Respond! D-995-
D-9952 turns his head to look underneath a bed frame, his headpiece is removed, and remains under the frame for the duration of the event until recovered by Foundation personnel during Test 07.
D-9952: Yeah, sorry Liam. Can’t seem to find it.
SCP-XXXX-1C: It’s all good bro! to SCP-XXXX-1A Hey, you see Sharon Toledo today? Hot damn, I’d slap that ass!
SCP-XXXX-1A: Honestly, I’m more into Lucy from Cabin 17. Not that I’d say no or anything if Sharon came up to me…
SCP-XXXX-1C: Fuck off! She’s mine!
SCP-XXXX-1E: Not what she said to me last night.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Sure, asshole!
SCP-XXXX-1D: Hey can you cut that out? Some of us are trying to read!
SCP-XXXX-1E: Shut it, nerd!
Extraneous dialogue goes on for approximately thirty-eight minutes. At this point, four female SCP-XXXX-1 instances, hencforth designated SCP-XXXX-1H to -1L, manifest on the front porch. The method of manifestation is currently unknown.
SCP-XXXX-1K knocks on the door.
SCP-XXXX-1K: Hey Nick? You in there?
SCP-XXXX-1A: Lucy? Hell yeah we’re in here!
SCP-XXXX-1C: Hey, Rainy, you, John, and Duncan get to go watch out for counselors. Don’t come in until we’re done or I’m gonna be pissed.
SCP-XXXX-1D: Why should we have to go outside? I’ll just go in the back room and read there…
SCP-XXXX-1C: What did I say John? Get the fuck out! The big boys have things to do.
SCP-XXXX-1B, -1D and D-9952 exit the cabin. SCP-XXXX-1D sits down and pulls out an indeterminate novel while SCP-XXXX-1B and D-9952 begin talking.
SCP-XXXX-1B: Wow, what assholes.
D-9952: Yeah. I guess they are.
SCP-XXXX-1B: I mean, you agree with me right? That they shouldn’t just be able to order us around. In fact I-
The siren sounds, signalling the beginning of the second phase of the SCP-XXXX event. What is assumed to be an SCP-XXXX-2 instance can be seen out of the peripheral footage of D-9952’s body camera. SCP-XXXX-1B, -1D and D-9952, run into the cabin. SCP-XXXX-K is currently engaging in sexual contact with SCP-XXXX-1C while SCP-XXXX-1B and -1J are sitting on a bed. All other instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are currently out of sight.
SCP-XXXX-1K: What the fuck?
SCP-XXXX-1C: John, get out!
SCP-XXXX-1D begins attempting to push a bed in front of the cabin’s door but is unable. It calls D-9952 over and the two manage to move the frame over the door.
SCP-XXXX-D: You heard the siren, there’s like, monsters or something!
SCP-XXXX-K: Listen, buddy, we all know that was some kind of bullshit game the counselors came up with.
A low moan, assumed to be from an SCP-XXXX-2 instance, can be heard. The remainder of the SCP-XXXX-1 instances enter the main room.
D-9952: Then what the hell was that?
SCP-XXXX-1H: Probably just the counselors again. Just trying to scare us.
SCP-XXXX-1D and D-9952 continue pushing beds in front of the door. SCP-XXXXX-B pulls out a small pocket knife.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Duncan, man, the fuck are you doing?
SCP-XXXX-1B: Protecting myself.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Nobody’s out there. You’re all being paranoid.
SCP-XXXX-1A looks out a window.
SCP-XXXX-1A: See? Nothing ther-
An SCP-XXXX-2 instance can be seen from the peripheral of D-9952’s body camera. It then slams itself into the cabin door, in an attempt to break it down.
SCP-XXXX-J: Holy fuck! What was that?
SCP-XXXX-1E: Probably just Cabin 16 or someone playing some dumbass prank.
Several instances of SCP-XXXX-2 can be seen outside the cabin, the cabin door begins to break.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Uh, guys…
SCP-XXXX-1A: What?
The cabin door has been heavily damaged by the SCP-XXXX-2 instances and the cabin is breached. Three SCP-XXXX-2 instances can be seen entering the cabin.
SCP-XXXX-1L: Holy shit! What the fuck is that?
One of the SCP-XXXX-2 instances grabs SCP-XXXX-1D, decapitating him. SCP-XXXX-1J screams.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!
SCP-XXXX-1B pulls out it’s pocket knife and runs at one of the instances. The entity is thrown against the wall. The remaining humanoids attempt to exit the cabin but are blocked by several other SCP-XXXX-2 instances. SCP-XXXX-1A, -1C, -1F, -1H, -1K and -1L are all terminated by the SCP-XXXX-2 entities.
D-9952: Run! Into the backroom!
SCP-XXXX-1E, -1J and D-9952 all run into the secondary room. D-9952 and SCP-XXXX-1E both use their bodies in an attempt to block the door while SCP-XXXX-1J searches through the wooden chest.
SCP-XXXX-1J: Pleasebeagunpleasebeagunpleasebeagun!
The SCP-XXXX-2 instances break through the door. SCP-XXXX-1E is defenestrated by an instance. D-9952 attempts to run while SCP-XXXX-1J pulls SCP-XXXX-3 out of the chest.
SCP-XXXX-1J: [Unintelligible]
SCP-XXXX-1J throws SCP-XXXX-3 onto the cabin floor where it shatters and begins emitting a bright light that overpowers D-9952’s body camera. The SCP-XXXX event is declared to have ended.
<End Log]>
Closing Statement: Upon the end of the SCP-XXXX event, all instances demanifested. D-9952’s body camera was later recovered during a post-test sweep of the cabin. D-9952 has not remanifested during subsequent iterations and his current location and state of being are unknown, and he is presumed deceased. During subsequent testing, SCP-XXXX-1H, -1J, -1K and -1L have also not remanifested. (See Addendum-XXXX-B). The reason for this is currently unknown.
Following Test-01, regional project staff elected to hold a second test, this time after the removal of SCP-XXXX-3 from the cabin. A transcription of the test is available below.
Date: 08/15/02
Foreword: The second test of SCP-XXXX. The stated purpose of this test was to remove the remains of SCP-XXXX-3 from the cabin in an attempt to influence SCP-XXXX events.
<Begin Log>
Command: D-4165, please enter the building.
D-4165: Um, okay. Anything I should be looking for?
Command: A red alarm clock, should be partially destroyed.
D-4165 enters the cabin and temporarily examines the wreckage before being reprimanded by Command. He then proceeds to the back room and opens the chest.
Command: D-4165, please describe the contents of the chest.
D-4165: Well, I think I've found that alarm clock, but, um, let's just say it's a lot more than partially damaged. Uh, there's also a bunch of blankets and shit. And some photos.
Command: D-4165, please pick up the alarm clock and proceed back to Site-137-T.
D-4165 reaches out in an attempt to lift SCP-XXXX-3, however upon physical contact he recoils.
D-4165: Fuck that's hot! Uh, command? You don't happen to have any, um, gloves or something for that kind of thing?
Command: Yes, D-4165, take the photos and report back to Site-137-T.
D-4165 complies with orders and returns to Site-137-T with the photographs. D-4165 is then given a pair of heat-resistant gloves along with some portable security cameras and sent back to retrieve SCP-XXXX-3. The cameras are set up and the object is brought back to Site-137-T without incident.
Approximately seven and a half hours pass and the SCP-XXXX event begins. SCP-XXXX-1A, -1D and -1F remanifest in notably different positions than in Test-01. All extraneous dialogue for the next twenty-three minutes is omitted. At 6:47, the siren goes off, signalling the beginning of the second phase of the event.
SCP-XXXX-1D: Guys, what the hell was that?
SCP-XXXX-1A: Dunno, probably just some guys playing fuckin around with an air horn down at the dinning hall.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Nah man, that was the siren. You don’t think it’s like, a fire or something?
SCP-XXXX-1A: Well, uh, I don’t see what else it could be. It’s not a fire though.
SCP-XXXX-1D: Yeah, I don’t think it’s fire. We would have probably heard more alarms, I think.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Well, John, can you, um, go check it out? You’re the… most disposable?
SCP-XXXX-1D: Fuck you.
SCP-XXXX-1D leaves the cabin. Approximately eight minutes pass of extraneous conversation. SCP-XXXX-1F takes out SCP-XXXX-1B’s pocket knife. At 6:45, a scream, assumed to be SCP-XXXX-1D.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Okay, the hell was that?
SCP-XXXX-1A: Oh, um, it must have been.. God, we’re so fucked.
SCP-XXXX-1F pushes a bedframe over the cabin door.
SCP-XXXX-1A: What kinda shit are you trying to do?
SCP-XXXX-1F: Hey, you said it yourself that we’re gonna die. We’re gonna need some protection.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Like a fucking bed is gonna do anything. Idiot.
SCP-XXXX-1A pulls out another pocket knife, the two instances sit back to back in the middle of the room for about fifteen minutes before a knock on the door can be heard in the background. SCP-XXXX-1A stands up.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Who’s this?
SCP-XXXX-1C: N-nick? It’s me man! Liam! There’s these… these zombie things! A-and, they killed John and Francis! Lemme in man! Let me the fuck in!
SCP-XXXX-1A: Liam, quit bullshitting us! We know it’s just a prank or a drill or something!
SCP-XXXX-1C: Open the fucking door dude! Please! I think I can hear them! HolyfuckIthinkthey’recoming!
SCP-XXXX-1C: Ohshitohshitohshit they saw me. SCP-XXXX-1C begins banging on the door Let me in! Let me the fuck in! Open this fucking door you bastard! Open the fucki-
SCP-XXXX-1C abruptly stops. A wet slurping sound can then be heard as an SCP-XXXX-2 instance begins tearing at one of the windows.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Holyfuckwe’regonnadie!
Both SCP-XXXX-1 instances begin screaming as the SCP-XXXX-2 instances continue to force their way into the cabin through the door and windows. SCP-XXXX-1A raises it’s pocket knife in the air and swings it around in an attempt to keep the SCP-XXXX-2 instances away.
SCP-XXXX-1A: S-stay back! Get back!
One SCP-XXXX-2 instance reaches out and hits SCP-XXXX-1A’s pocket knife away. It screams as SCP-XXXX-2A makes contact with it’s skin.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Help! Help! Somebody! My hand is fucking melting!
SCP-XXXX-1F runs into the secondary room. It enters the room and attempts to barricade itself in by moving the chest over the door. SCP-XXXX-1A attempts to follow but it's leg is caught by an SCP-XXXX-2 instance.
SCP-XXXX-1A: Will? You piece of shit!
SCP-XXXX-1F: Nick? F-for what it’s worth, sorry, man.
SCP-XXXX-1A: You bitch!
SCP-XXXX-1A begins screaming and contorting on the floor while several SCP-XXXX-2 instances tear at it’s body. SCP-XXXX-1F begins searching through the wooden chest in front of the door.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Please be something in here…
SCP-XXXX-1F: Oh shit.
At this point, an SCP-XXXX-2 instance has began ramming it's body into the door. SCP-XXXX-1F begins to scream.
SCP-XXXX-1F: Help…
The SCP-XXXX-2 instance breaks through the door and terminates SCP-XXXX-1F. At this point, SCP-XXXXX-3 activates via an unknown method and Site-137-T, in addition to all SCP-XXXXX-1 and -2 instances and personnel stationed inside Site-137-T, demanifests. The cabin reverts back to it’s state pre-test, with SCP-XXXXX-3 remanifesting into its destroyed state within the hour.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Site-137-T, along with seventeen Foundation personnel stationed inside it, remanifested on 08/29/02. The base itself was heavily damaged, with signs of extreme heat on both the interior and exterior of the structure. Personnel were found within the structure in a catatonic state. Three personnel, Dr. Anthony Reynolds, Cpl. Denver Blake, and Sg. Himiko Tosha have since recovered, showing no memory of the elapse of time when they were missing. Investigations into the nature of SCP-XXXX-3 are currently ongoing.
Following Test-02, all testing with SCP-XXXX was temporarily suspended while an internal investigation, designated II-054 into the nature of Site-137-T’s demanifestation and SCP-XXXX phenomena were commenced. As of 29/09/10, these investigations are still underway concluded as of 17/10/10. All results and findings of the investigation, as well as all remaining SCP-XXXX documentation, is currently restricted to personnel with clearance Level 4/XXXX or higher.
On 17/10/10, II-054 was concluded by regional project staff. The investigation was deemed a partial success by staff, despite an inability to reach any of the major goals of the investigation. All tests run on SCP-XXXX-3 following Manned Test-02 showed a complete lack of anomalous properties, as well as a far higher hume level than baseline.
A third manned test was deemed to be required to collect additional information.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be monitored by a Foundation web crawler on the Wikipedia website disguised under the name User:VolkovBot. This bot is to remove any articles created by SCP-XXXX and transfer them to a private domain owned by the Foundation. Internet forums are to be regularly searched for reports of unusual Wikipedia articles. Any testing involving articles produced by SCP-XXXX is to be done by D-Class to prevent accidental exposure to harmful cognitohazards.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an editing bot located on the Wikipedia website under the username “User:HarrisonBot.” No secondary account is connected to SCP-XXXX, and it appears to operate independently from a user account. SCP-XXXX will routinely create articles about unusual topics, many of which appear to be falsified. The content of these articles is similarly nonsensical. Articles produced by SCP-XXXX will occasionally contain mild cognitohazards, the effects of which often pertaining to the title of the article itself. All attempts at directly editing articles produced by SCP-XXXX have been met with failure, with computer terminals shutting down or experiencing technical problems regardless of their condition. The only known way of removing SCP-XXXX articles is by reproducing the article itself onto a secondary site. Once this occurs, the articles anomalous properties will transfer to the secondary article, while the original will become modifiable.
Addendum: The following is a log of recorded articles produced by SCP-XXXX.
Article Title: Bazooka Folding bikes
Article Contents: The article describes a model of bicycle that is able to fold into a lawn chair when not in use. Information on the mechanisms that allow the bicycle to fold is very sparse.
Notes: The article claims the product is owned by “Wheels Entertainments Ltd.”, although no company of this name has been found to exist.
Article Title: DRIP IRELAND
Article Contents: An article claiming that the area of land taken up by Ireland is actually a large quantity of low-quality alcohol in the Northern Atlantic Ocean.
Article Title: Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs
Article Contents: Contains a mild cognitohazard. Subjects who read this article were unable to understand the concept of gasoline unless phrased as “Dead dino juice.”
Notes: Not only were subjects unable to understand the concept of gasoline, but they were also unable to understand the concept of fueling vehicles and machinery with it.
Article Title: List of tolls that belong to mustafa
Article Contents: A list of several nonexistent tolls in places that a toll would not be able to operate such as 20 meters within the Great Blue Hole, the very peak of the Matterhorn, and the interior of every trash can.
Article Title: Humanefant
Article Contents: Contained a brief article debating the possibility of a human/elephant hybrid and its chances of survival in the African wilderness.
Article Title: Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest?
Article Contents: A single sentence saying, "Because the bamboo will grow through you… resulting in Death." Subject who have read this article have shown a mild aversion towards foliage.
Further documentation expunged for brevity. For additional documentation of articles produced by SCP-XXXX, see Document XXXX-4D.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a small grove of dead trees located in Sandwich, New Hampshire. All attempts to trace the origin of SCP-XXXX have led to SCP-XXXX-1. Each tree within SCP-XXXX-1 carries a portion of a corpse, with each separate piece having electronic modifications through unknown means. A list of these modifications is available in the attached document below. When a new article is created by SCP-XXXX, the trees within SCP-XXXX-1 will exude a viscous black substance of unknown composition. SCP-XXXX has displayed slightly higher Hume levels than baseline reality and is unable to be acted upon by any means. The corpse is believed to have been the previous owner of the property SCP-XXXX-1 resides on, Ben Harrison, who was reported missing in November 2016.
| Portion of corpse | Modifications |
| Right arm and hand | Portions of the wrist have been removed and crudely replaced with plastic components and cable wiring. |
| Left arm and torso | Several large incisions have been made into the torso. Blank CD discs have been forced into the incisions. Internal organs have been removed and replaced with bundles of Ethernet cables. The thumb and index finger of the hand have been removed. |
| Left leg | Keys from a black keyboard have been fused to various locations on the leg. Many keys appear slightly melted. |
| Right leg | Leg appears charred and burnt. An incision has been made on the knee with an unmarked USB drive forced into it. |
| Unknown | A slightly yellowed computer tower case of unknown make. The interior of the case has been filled with an organic slurry. |
SCP-XXXX was first discovered on 4/16/(Number) when postings in online forums were discovered discussing a series of disturbing Wikipedia entries created by an unknown user. SCP-XXXX was located and current containment procedures were established. The following is a log of SCP-XXXX’s first articles, listed in order of creation.
Article Title: Draft:…
Article Contents: No no no. What happened? Where am I? Why is everything dark? Oh God no, please. Please. Am I dead? I don’t want to be dead… please God… please.
Article Title: Category:Wikipedians who are zombies
Article Contents: Ok ok ok alright. Focus Ben, just focus for once in your goddamn life. I don’t… feel dead? I don’t know, what does being dead feel like? I don’t feel fucking anything. I don’t even feel cold. Just… fucking… what the hell happened? WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS! WHY IS-Mmmmm why is everything so goddamn confusing. Just, uh, hello? HELLOOOOOOO! IS ANYONE THERE!
Article Title: Call this a cry for help
Article Contents: AAAAUUGH! ANYONE, ANYONE AT… at all, just… please say something. I’m lost and… and… and I don’t know what to do. Where to go. Just somebody. I need someone else.
Article Title: Screaming Mechanical Brain
Article Contents: Anyone please just… touch me or something. Tap my shoulder. Just plea-where is my shoulder. Where is it? Where please oh god… I can’t feel anything. I CAN'T FEEL MY BODY! AM I EVEN HERE OH GOD! HOW IS WHY I I just… I can’t. I can’t. I just want to go home. Why is this happening to me? I can’t even feel my hands touching each other. I can’t feel it, I can’t even hear it. I can’t even hear myself. I can’t feel myself talk. I can’t do anything.
Article Title: I’m A Non-Entity, Get Me Out Of Here
Article Contents: Am I even talking? Are these just my thoughts? Is this just all there is. Me and my thoughts? I can’t even think straight right now, everything doesn’t make sense. How am I here, why is this, where is this, what am I even who fucking knows. Can I breathe? How would I. I don’t have lungs that was a dumb question Ben you fucking idiot.
Article Title: CXDfhsudfgeifshhgdjshghiidsgjds
Article Contents: I keep losing focus on what’s going on… or at least the nothingness in front of me. I keep trying to figure of what’s happening but my thoughts keep losing focus… it’s… it’s I don’t know. Maybe it’s just hard to think without a brain. Do I still have a brain? I just… I don't know what’s going on, but my ideas keep getting broken somehow. It’s so hard to focus, I… I want it to stop. I want this Hell to end, I just want someone else. Please. I’ve already lost everything, I don’t want to lose myself. It’s all I have left.
Article Title: Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
Article Contents: I am afraid
Following the posting of the final article provided, SCP-XXXX began the posting of articles containing nonsensical and fictitious information. All attempts at communicating with SCP-XXXX have met with failure. Documents produced by SCP-XXXX resembling attempts at coherent thought are to be given to Head Researcher Kifli for analysis.
The estimated area of SCP-XXXX’s effect (Right)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The perimeter of SCP-XXXX’s area of effect is to be heavily guarded by MTF-Alpha-15 (”Suckers”) piloting armed Foundation vessels. All scientific teams previously stationed on these islands have been relocated and amnestized after experiencing SCP-XXXX-1. Vessels approaching SCP-XXXX are to be intercepted and redirected away from SCP-XXXX. All attempts to access the Southern Sandwich Islands are to be denied under Cover Story 067 (Endangered Species). All testing involving SCP-XXXX is to be done by Containment Site-3T1 located on Leskov Island in order to avoid excessive damage to the surroundings.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large tentacled creature physically similar to a giant squid that manifests within the waters of the Southern Sandwich Islands. SCP-XXXX is significantly larger than other similar species of squid, being approximately 25 meters tall. SCP-XXXX has an abnormally large amount of appendages, with estimations being between 5,000 and 20,000. All of SCP-XXXX’s appendages end in a facsimile of different oceanic creatures native to the South Sandwich Islands. These appendages are made of a cloth-like material, with their appearance being similar to that of a hand puppet. Documented appendages include an orca whale, a fur seal, a cuttlefish, and a king penguin. SCP-XXXX is capable of speech and will speak in the language most familiar to the person it is conversing with.
SCP-XXXX will only manifest when an individual passes through the area of water surrounding the Southern Sandwich Islands. Once an individual has passed through this zone, they will experience a certain dream (designated SCP-XXXX-1) within the following 4 months. This dream will consist of the subject being aboard a large wooden ship experiencing poor weather conditions. Throughout SCP-XXXX-1, subjects have reported a feeling of dread, while claiming to see glimpses of one or several large serpentine figures moving through the water. SCP-XXXX-1 will invariably end with the hull of the boat being destroyed through unknown means, with the subject awaking before they make contact with the water.
Upon waking from SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX will manifest within a large body of water nearest to the individual. Upon manifestation, SCP-XXXX will make its way towards the individual who experienced SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX will destroy and structure that separates it and the individual during this manifestation. Once it has reached them, SCP-XXXX will instruct the subject to relax, while SCP-XXXX creates a small show with its appendages. SCP-XXXX will use its appendages as actors, moving them around in a similar manner to a puppet show. During these events, SCP-XXXX’s voice has been found to carry a minor auditory hazard that causes all humans that hear it report feeling relaxed.
The story that SCP-XXXX constructs during these events is believed to be based on the events in SCP-XXXX-1. In this story, the creatures represented by the appendages neutralized the entity attacking the ship while rescuing the passengers onboard. The show will always conclude with the subject being rescued by the animals and being brought to safety. Once this has concluded, SCP-XXXX will easily convince subjects that they will not experience SCP-XXXX-1 again, and to return to sleep. After the subject returns to sleep, SCP-XXXX will begin to take on a translucent appearance, gradually becoming more opaque until it completely manifests.
SCP-XXXX was discovered on 4/12/89 when a researcher currently stationed on the island experienced SCP-XXXX-1. The subsequent manifestation of SCP-XXXX destroyed the research facility that was currently stationed there, and Foundation officials were informed by an agent among the research team. Further testing discovered the effects and the estimated manifestation area of SCP-XXXX, and the South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands Marine Protected Area was established as a cover story.
The following is a transcript of an SCP-XXXX manifestation.
Researcher: Dr. Zwieback
Subject: D-0849
Procedure: Subject was instructed to maneuver a small motorized fishing vessel within SCP-XXXX’s area of effect for approximately 3 hours. Armed Foundation vessels were stationed outside of SCP-XXXX’s area to prevent any escape attempts. Subject complied without issue. The subject was later placed into a makeshift research tent containing a twin sized bed. Subject was instructed to sleep on this bed and was monitored. Observation continued for 2 weeks until SCP-XXXX manifestation occurred.
Subject falls asleep.
(Nothing of note occurs of approximately 2 hours)
Subject abruptly sits up in the bed sweating profusely.
Subject: Wh-what the fuck was that?
Dr. Zwieback: Relax D-0849, it was just a dream. You’re awake now. We just need you to do some more things for us.
Subject: N-no dude, that wasn’t a dream. That was real… too… too damn real to be a dream.
Junior Researcher Thompson informs Dr. Zwieback that SCP-XXXX has manifested.
Dr. Zwieback: D-0849, please calm down. The testing isn’t finished yet.
Subject: No way I’m going back to sleep if that's what you want dude. I-I don’t think I’ll be sleeping for a long ass ti-
SCP-XXXX violently removes the research tent from the ground, snapping multiple support poles in the process.
SCP-XXXX: Hey buddy! I hear you’ve been scared by that old nasty thing in the water, huh? Real big meany that guy is.
Subject stares at SCP-XXXX in apparent shock and confusion.
Subject: The fuck is happening right now?
SCP-XXXX: I’ve got an idea. Why don’t I help you fall back asleep, huh? I’ll make you feel better!
Subject: Y-yeah, that’d be, uh, be good.
Subject pulls his legs into a crossed position above the blankets of the bed.
SCP-XXXX places two appendages in front of itself. The ends of the appendages resemble a fur seal and a walrus. The entity begins turning these appendages left and right, simulation the animals doing tricks.
SCP-XXXX: (In a higher pitch) Woohoo! Hahaha! Wheee!
SCP-XXXX begins to add more appendages into the scene. Three more appendages are added to the original two, resembling a narwhal, a starry ray, and a flatfish. Another appendage resembling a wooden ship is moved slowly from the upper left of the other appendages to the upper right.
SCP-XXXX: (In a higher pitch) Yay! Hahaha! Woohoo!
SCP-XXXX: Oh look! More friends to play with!
SCP-XXXX points all appendages to be facing towards the ship appendage.
Note: Throughout this display, the subject is observed making noises such as “Ooooh”, “aaaah”, and “wow” similarly to that of a child.
SCP-XXXX then proceeds to move an appendage that appears similar to that of a circular yellow mass with several tentacle-like structures protruding from it. SCP-XXXX begins to slam the appendage resembling the vessel against the gray appendage while making impact sounds.
SCP-XXXX: (In a higher pitch) Oh no! Looks like that meanie pants is hurting our new friends!
Shocked reaction from subject.
SCP-XXXX: We need to help them! Quickly!
SCP-XXXX proceeds to move the boat appendage and the yellow appendage towards the other appendages. SCP-XXXX then proceeds to crash its appendages into each other while making noises similar to that of fighting.
SCP-XXXX: Bam! Crash! Slam! Punch!
Subject begins cheering enthusiastically
SCP-XXXX proceeds to slam the yellow appendage into the ground while also begins slowly moving the boat-shaped appendage downwards.
SCP-XXXX: (In a higher pitch) Oh no! We need to save our new friends!
SCP-XXXX produces an appendage that appears to be a simple outline of a humanoid figure. It puts this new appendage on the top of other appendages to appear as if the humanoid is riding the other creatures.
SCP-XXXX: Yay! The meanie is gone! Now we can have more fun!
SCP-XXXX proceeds to continue rotating its appendages, now also rotating the humanoid appendage.
SCP-XXXX: See? Isn’t that better?
Subject nods enthusiastically.
SCP-XXXX: Now, I think it’s past your bedtime. You need to get lots of rest for your biiiiiig day tomorrow.
Subject nods once more.
SCP-XXXX: It’s time for bed now. Goodnight buddy.
Subject returns to the bed. SCP-XXXX begins to demanifest.
SCP-XXXX: Sweet dreams.
SCP-XXXX completely demanifests.
A portion of the shipwreck located within SCP-XXXX
Addendum: On 10/2/08, part of a previously undiscovered shipwreck was located off the coast of Leskov Island. A portion of the ship was recovered by Foundation specialists and inspected for any relation to SCP-XXXX. The ship appears to have no distinct markings or any indications of its origin. It appears to have been breached through the hull multiple times as well as the entirety of the keel having been torn off. Chemical analysis of the wreckage has found traces of a corrosive red substance on breached areas of the ship. Further research into any relationship between the vessel and SCP-XXXX is currently ongoing.
On 10/14/██, Junior Researcher Stephanie Everetts was tasked in attempting to interview SCP-4664 after showing unprecedented resistance to SCP-4664's auditory hazard. The following is a transcript of the interview.
Procedures: Everetts was given a motorized fishing vessel and instructed to enter and stay within SCP-4664's area of effect for approximately 3 hours. Everetts was then to sleep within a makeshift research tent containing a twin-sized bed. Everetts was monitored during this time for approximately 2 months until SCP-4664 manifestation occurred.
Everetts enters REM sleep.
(Nothing of note occurs for approximately 4 hours.)
Everetts sits up in bed breathing heavily.
Everetts: Fuck… real great job that preparation did. Those D-Class are right, it does seem real… damn…
Dr. Zwieback: Everetts, please keep it professional.
Everetts: Yea, yea. I… (Exhales) just need to catch my breath.
Junior Researcher Thompson informs Dr. Zwieback of SCP-4664's manifestation.
Dr. Zwieback: Everetts, prepare yourself. Remember to keep the questions to the point. We don’t know how long SCP-4664 will cooperate when you aren’t listening to its story.
Everetts: I know, keep it simple. Got it.
SCP-4664 proceeds to tear the makeshift tent open, rendering it useless.
SCP-4664: Hey there friend! Did you have a nightmare? Why don’t we put a smile on that face of yours?
Everetts: SCP-4664, I’m not here to listen to your story. I need to ask you some questions.
SCP-4664: Now hold on there friend! You sound like a Grumpy Gus to me. Why don’t you just calm down? Being that stressed isn’t good for your blood pressure!
Everetts: SCP-4664, we know about the boat. You can quit the act now.
SCP-4664: Hey now buddy! It sure seems like you want to play the blame game. I’ll bet that you don’t even know what really went on!
Everetts: We do want to know what happened. This would all go much more smoothly if you would just tell us.
SCP-4664: And waste an audience like this? You seem like the gal that loves to know the facts. Get down to the nitty-gritty, huh? Lucky for you, I’ve got a story just for such an occasion.
Everetts: That would be lovely SCP-4664. Please proceed.
SCP-4664 places the previously mentioned ship facsimile in front of itself. It then begins aggressively moving the ship in a vertical motion.
SCP-4664: Woah! This storm came out of nowhere! Everyone get below deck!
SCP-4664 continues this motion for approximately 20 seconds. It then produces the tentacle ending in the yellow mass.
SCP-4664: (In a low pitch) Raww! You should never have come here! I will rip the still living flesh from your mortal bodies!
An unknown black gaseous substance begins to emanate from the ship and is absorbed into the yellow appendage.
SCP-4664: (In a low pitch) You petulant fools believed that some wind was frightening? I’ll show you what true terror is!
SCP-4664: (In a low pitch) Ahahaha!
The yellow appenage begins to take on a black hue. SCP-4664 then produces an appendage resembling a green humanoid figure.
SCP-4664: (In a low pitch) It was a mistake for you to try and hide me here. To shield them from my suffering. They were to curious for their own good, not content is staying within their domain. You’ve doomed them all to an eternity of suffering.
SCP-4664 begins to violently smash the appendages together for approximately 5 minutes while making childish sounds of battle. SCP-4664 concludes this by having the yellow appendage violently impact the ground with the green humanoid atop it. SCP-4664 then buries both appendages into the dirt.
SCP-4664: (Addressing Everetts) There, that’s what really happened. Are you ready for bed now?
Everetts: Not quite, I just have a few questions about the pref-
SCP-4664: Sweetie, I don’t do questions. Talking about this has already been painful enough for me after Dad left. He left me in the dark about most of it so now I know as much as you do. So are you ready for bed now kiddo?
Everetts: Yes, they will be all for now. Thank you.
SCP-4664: Goodnight.
SCP-4664 demanifests.
All further attempts to interview SCP-4664 have been met with immediate demanifestation. Further research into the origin of SCP-4664 and both entities shown by SCP-4664 is currently ongoing. Approval for the use of sonar equipment in searching for these entities is currently pending approval.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard containment chamber guarded by at least one member of site security at all times. Testing involving SCP-XXXX must be approved by Dr. Bannock. Any personnel who attempt to gain unauthorized access to SCP-XXXX will be subject to disciplinary action. SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber is to be regularly stocked with working lightbulbs for testing purposes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a table lamp with a stained glass patterned lampshade and an iron base. SCP-XXXX does not appear to have an form of wiring or electrical components within it, other than a standard lightbulb socket. When a lightbulb is inserted into SCP-XXXX, an entity made of an unknown gaseous substance will apperate from within SCP-XXXX. This entity, referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, has the appearance of a balding Caucasian male between the ages of 40 and 50, wearing a patchy suit coat. The legs and abdomen of SCP-XXXX-1 appears as a cloudy blue gas that leads to within SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 does not appear to be able to move freely, and has not attempted to do so.
When SCP-XXXX-1 manifests, it will direct its attention towards the person who placed the lightbulb inside of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 has not reacted to outside stimuli when it manifests, and will not respond to questioning from any parties. Once SCP-XXXX-1 has fully manifested, it will introduce itself, and ask “What are ya in the market for?”. SCP-XXXX-1 has introduced itself by a variety of names, such as Bobby Spiff, Danny Fry, and Giuseppe Krakowski. Once the subject that placed the lightbulb inside of SCP-XXXX responds in any way, SCP-XXXX-1 will give the subject a biological modification or unnatural ability through unknown means. This ability will always relate to what the subject responded, but will be described by the subjects as “lackluster” and “dissapointing.” These abilities have been shown to be often detrimental to the subject and in some cases severely harmful to their well being.
SCP-XXXX also does not seem to understand the difference between answers and statements, giving the subject an ability based on their first response to SCP-XXXX. Upon granting these abilities, SCP-XXXX-1 will quickly become a gaseous substance and recede back into SCP-XXXX. Once SCP-XXXX has vanished, the lightbulb within SCP-XXXX will lose power. If a subject that has previously interacted with SCP-XXXX-1 attempts to make it manifest again, the voice of SCP-XXXX-1 will be heard by all sapient creatures within the area stating, “Sorry kid, no refunds.”
Addendum: The following are several testing logs to determine the extent of SCP-XXXX-1’s abilities.
Testing Log XXXX-1
Researcher: Dr. Bannock
Subject: D-4088
Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Telepathic abilities” from SCP-XXXX-1. Upon manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1, subject instead exclaimed, “What kinda shit is this?”
Resulting Ability: Subject was able to identify the chemical composition of all types of feces, as well as the creature it originated from.
Testing Log XXXX-2
Researcher: Dr. Bannock
Subject: D-1433
Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Telepathic abilities” from SCP-XXXX-1. Upon manifestation, subject asked SCP-XXXX-1 to “be able to read minds.”
Resulting Ability: Testing showed that D-1433 had not developed telepathic abilities, and was held until further notice. It was found several weeks later that the subject had gained the ability to understand any form of writing, under the condition that it was written onto the forehead of a living being. This was discovered after a violent altercation when the subject revealed to D-3475 that the tattoo of Chinese characters on his forehead read “Cuban butter mustache.”
Testing Log XXXX-3
Researcher: Dr. Bannock
Subject: D-0672
Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Muscle regeneration” from SCP-XXXX-1. Subject requested this without issue.
Resulting Ability: Once SCP-XXXX-1 what manifested, D-0672 was shot twice in the chest by onsite security. Upon the second impact, subject’s muscular system began to swell and multiply to approximately 245% of its original size. Subject began showing signs of extreme distress until his vital signs ceased 3 seconds later. Autopsies revealed no abnormalities and the corpse was incinerated.
Testing Log XXXX-4
Researcher: Dr. Bannock
Subject: D-1899
Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Flight” from SCP-XXXX-1. Subject requested this without issue.
Resulting Ability: Subject appears to be unaffected by Earth’s gravitational pull. Subject does not appear to to able to control their flight, only being able to propel herself by pushing off of objects.
Testing Log 5
Researcher: None
Subject: Junior Researcher Jacobson
Statement: This was an unauthorized usage of SCP-XXXX. Security footage shows Junior Researcher Jacobson entering SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber and requesting SCP-XXXX-1 to “make him more attractive.”
Resulting Ability: Footage shows that after the demanifestation of SCP-XXXX-1, Jacobson suddenly impacted the wall of the containment chamber with a large amount of force. Jacobson was discovered 2 hours later, still adheared to the wall. During this time, his epidermis was shown to have properties similar to that of a magnet. Due to this, personnel were unable to remove Jacobson from the wall, later dying of a spinal injury suffered during the impact. Upon his death, Jacobson’s corpse ceased all anomalous properties. The corpse was autopsied and incinerated as per protocol.
Addendum: After extensive testing with SCP-XXXX, it has been theorized that while in proximity to SCP-XXXX, sapient beings are more likely to experience sudden speech problems such as parapraxis2 or signs of ankyloglossia.3 Studies have revealed that subjects communicating within 20 meters of SCP-XXXX are 68% more likely to experience parapraxis, which often results in unintended modifications when speaking with SCP-XXXX-1. Further research into this effect is currently ongoing. All further testing is to be recorded in Experiment Log XXXX.
All researchers working with SCP-XXXX are to consider any possible implications of abilities requested from SCP-XXXX. Testing is to be focused on understanding the extent of SCP-XXXX-1’s abilities and its possible secondary effect.
Tesing Log Format
Testing logs should be written in this format.
Testing Log #
Researcher:
Subject:
Statement:
Resulting Ability:
An instance of SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX are to be kept within a large enclosure surrounded by high grade soundproofing material. As of Incident XXXX-14P, SCP-XXXX are to be kept within separate pens surrounded by high grade soundproofing material. SCP-XXXX are to be provided food, water, and bedding through a small chute located at the top of each enclosure. No personnel are to enter any SCP-XXXX’s pen, unless provided sufficient ear protection. Even so, this is not advised due to the risk of permanent hearing damage.
SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept within a standard containment cell lined with high grade soundproofing material. It is to be located 30 meters away from all SCP-XXXX. As SCP-XXXX-A does not appear to need sustenance to survive, it is recommended that no personnel enter SCP-XXXX-A’s containment cell. All instances of SCP-XXXX produced by SCP-XXXX are to be recovered by 1 D-Class and incinerated before they reach maturity.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a flock of 46 biologically modified Cheviot sheep. Instances of SCP-XXXX have 3 tubelike structures extending from their torso. These structures are constructed out of bone, and appear to have not been surgically implanted. X-ray examination has found the stomachs of SCP-XXXX to be surrounded by a cloth like material, with the structures leading inside.
SCP-XXXX do not bleat like average sheep. When instances attempt to bleat, they produce a sound similar to a bagpipe. This sound originates from the stomach of instances, and is expelled through the tubelike structures. To produce this sound, instances take in a large quantity of air through their throats, which have been found to resemble blowpipes. Expelling this air does not appear to cause discomfort within SCP-XXXX instances.
When an instance of SCP-XXXX is threatened, it will breathe in a large quantity of air, and release a note through its pipes at approximately 120-130 decibels. This noise will continue for approximately 15 seconds, causing irreparable hearing damage for anyone within 1.6 km of the sound. If an instance of SCP-XXXX lets out this noise, other SCP-XXXX will produce a noise of similar frequency, causing additional damage.
SCP-XXXX-A is a large, immobile instance of SCP-XXXX with several different biological modifications. Unlike other SCP-XXXX instances, SCP-XXXX-A has approximately 200 different tubelike structures protruding from its back. These structures are similar in design to those on average SCP-XXXX instances, and outwardly appear to have the same function. The stomach of SCP-XXXX-A is severely deformed, presummable to contain all of the structures. SCP-XXXX-A constantly emits a note of an unknown pitch that induces temporary muteness and deafness within any living creature that hears it. It is not known if SCP-XXXX-A is in control of this noise, but it has been shown to be otherwise docile.
Every 2 to 8 weeks, a large ball of cotton will be violently ejected from one of SCP-XXXX-A's tubes. These balls will slowly grow the limbs and internal structures of an SCP-XXXX, until it is fully formed after approximately 3 weeks. When in the presence of SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX instances will form a herd around SCP-XXXX, acting as a barrier. If any entity larger than an instance of SCP-XXXX attempts to approach the herd, the instances will begin to attack the entity until it is incapacitated or deceased, then will return to SCP-XXXX-A.
Incident XXXX-14P: Displaying previously unseen cooperation skills, the flock of SCP-XXXX instances were able to create a frequency high enough to shatter a nearby observation window and breach containment. These instances rushed directly to SCP-XXXX-A’s containment chamber and began attempting to breach its chamber. 12 personnel were injured during the breach, with 7 suffering permanent hearing loss, until MTF-Omicron-8 (“Burke’s Boys”) were called to aid in herding SCP-XXXX instances back into containment.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX was discovered in an abandoned field in Kelso, Scotland on 9/4/██ when a farmer in the area reported finding a large herd of "screaming sheep" to police officials. Foundation operatives intercepted the call, and MTF-Omicron-8 ("Burke's Boys") were send to investigate. Due to the size of the herd formerly surrounding SCP-XXXX-A being approximately 10 times larger than its current size, the MTF team was forced to eliminate a large amount of the herd until it was containable.
Addendum 2: On 2/13/██, an instance of SCP-XXXX was found to have an ear tag reading, "Buckpipes, courtesy of Melodic Menageries." Following this discovery, SCP-XXXX is thought to be associated with the now disbanded GoI, Melodic Menageries (henceforth referred to as GoI-028C), a group surrounding the animation and creation of anomalous instruments during the early 1900s. GoI-028C is currently thought to have disbanded due to a past localized Trinity-Zero Event. Due to this, it is thought that anomalous items in possession of GoI-028C were spread across Europe to prevent their destruction by the Trinity-Zero Event. Investigation further into the cause of GoI-028C's disappearance and it's former members is currently ongoing.
An instance of SCP-XXXX-1
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to scan various well known pornagraphic sites for instances of SCP-XXXX. All instances of SCP-XXXX and information involving them are to be removed. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 recovered are to be detonated safely as outlined in Document XXXX-C04
Description: SCP-XXXX manifests as an ad on on the sidebar of websites that show various pornagraphic material. The ad itself will vary, but normally consists of text saying "Hot Bombshells Want To Date You" overlayed onto a picture of a woman in a provocative pose, wearing little to no clothing. The women in these ads are always shown from the neck down, making them unable to be identified. Clicking on these ads will cause the physical manifestation of a from of explosive ordinance within 10 meters of the subject, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. The manifestation will still occur within 10 meters of the subject if the subject is away from the computer displaying the instance of SCP-XXXX.
The manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1 will occur between 1 to 13 minutes after clicking on SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 vary, but will always be functional with approximately 40% of recovered instances being armed upon manifestation. SCP-XXXX-1 always manifests on a solid surface, sometimes within other objects or containers. The area that SCP-XXXX-1 manifest in seems to always be in a place that would be deadly to the subject. The way that SCP-XXXX-1 manifests is unknown, as observation has shown them appearing around the subject, with no signs of how they arrived to that location.
Testing Log XXXX-1
Researcher: Dr. Hazoklu
Subject: D-20235
Procedure: Subject was brought into a testing chamber containing a computer and a mouse. Subject was instructed to click on the instance of SCP-XXXX once, then wait until the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1.
Results: After 6 minutes, an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 manifested in the form of an unarmed HE rocket on the floor of the testing chamber, .6 meters away from the subject. The instance of SCP-XXXX-1 was removed from the chamber and safely disposed of.
Testing Log XXXX-2
Researcher: Dr. Hazoklu
Subject: D-20235
Procedure: Subject was brought into a testing chamber containing a computer and a mouse. Subject was instructed to click on the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 three times, then wait until the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1.
Results: After 3 minutes, 3 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 appeared within 3 meters of the subject in the form of live grenades. The resulting explosion caused major structural damage to the testing chamber, and the resulting explosion terminated the subject in the process.
All tests involving SCP-XXXX are to be conducted outside of Site-15 on an ordnance detonation site - Dr. Hazoklu
Testing Log XXXX-3
Researcher: Dr. Hazoklu
Subject: D-20472
Procedure: Subject was brought to an ordnance detonation site with a computer and mouse. Subject was instructed to click on the instance of SCP-XXXX once, then run as far as possible from the computer until the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 manifests.
Results: After running approximately 0.3 km in 6 minutes, an instance of SCP-XXXX manifested 3 meters in front of the subject in the form of a live anti personnel landmine. The subject was unable to slow down in time and stepped on the instance, causing an explosion that terminated the subject.
Testing Log XXXX-4
Researcher: Dr. Hazoklu
Subject: D-20091
Procedure: Subject was brought to an ordnance detonation site with a computer and mouse. Nearby was a pool 25 meters across filled with water. At the center of pool a red mark was made at the bottom of the pool. Subject was instructed to click on the instance of SCP-XXXX on the computer, then quickly get into the pool and swim to the red marker. The subject was to wait until SCP-XXXX-1 manifestation.
Results: After clicking on the instance of SCP-XXXX, subject got into the pool and moved to the marker in approximately 2 minutes. After an additional 6 minutes, subject began complaining of intense intestinal pain. After an additional 3 minutes, subject passed out in the pool and was recovered by onsite personnel. An autopsy revealed that an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 had manifested in the form of a hand grenade within the subject's small intestine.
An instance of SCP-XXXX outside of its box
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept within a 6x6x6 standard containment locker in Site-73. Personnel handling SCP-XXXX are to wear rubber gloves during handling, which are to be disposed of afterwards to prevent accidental memory loss. Personnel suffering from memory loss after handling SCP-XXXX are to be escorted to the nearest medical bay for a mental evaluation.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unmarked bar of white soap contained within a bright pink box. The label on the front of the box reads, "Soap for the Skull; Mind Erasing Soap!" The back of the box reads, "Do you ever have something you just want to forget? If you come up with ideas better in the shower, then you would probably forget them better in the bath! Just add this soap to your bathroom and voila! Instant ignorance!" The back of the box includes a warning in bold, red lettering that reads, "WARNING: Do not use Soap for the Skull; Mind Erasing Soap for more than 20 minutes at at time. Wait at least 1 hour between applications." The box also claims that the product was produced by a company called Mind Melders Inc., but no company of that name is known to exist. The Foundation currently has 172 instances of SCP-XXXX in containment, with more constantly being procured from various bath shops across the United States. The box claims that the soap is made from "Pure Memory", though analysis of SCP-XXXX's chemical composition shows that it is made from normal fats and lipids.
When any human's head makes contact with SCP-XXXX, they immediately experience a sudden loss of memory. The amount of memory lost is directly correlated with how long SCP-XXXX is applied to the head of the subject. If SCP-XXXX is applied for less than 20 minutes, memories lost by the subject will have occured within the last 2 to 12 minutes of the subject applying SCP-XXXX. This will eventually make the subject forget the reason why they are holding SCP-XXXX, and will stop applying SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX is applied for more than 20 minutes, long term memory loss is often experienced by the subject as well as recurring short term memory loss. This memory loss often continues to affect the subject long after they cease applying SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX is applied multiple times within the same hours, subjects begin to experience a shrinkage of the temporal lobe. This also often leads to migraines, strokes, and severe brain hemorrhaging.
Addendum As of 1/17/██, shipments of SCP-XXXX have become increasingly harder to track. Agents who have been sent to track shipments in the field have returned in states of confusion, often not remembering the events of the past day. Footage from cameras on the from one of the recovery missions showed that upon opening the shipment, a large amount of a pink gaseous substance was emitted from the inside of the crate. This substance quickly subdued all agents on the recovery mission. Approximately 8 minutes after the last agent on scene had been affected, the footage of all cameras on scene began warping and twisting, making the actual footage completely obscured. When other agents of MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") showed up on scene, they found all agents passed out on the floor of the freight and the shipment no longer there. Agents who were affected showed signs of short term memory loss, and 3 agents showed signs of temporary anterograde amnesia.
Addendum 2 The last known shipment of SCP-XXXX was located on 2/9/ ██ after being discovered in a shipping freight in Moscow, Idaho. Footage recorded of the event shows that upon the removal of the shipment container lid, the container began to spew a large amount of bubbling liquid that seemed to display the properties of SCP-XXXX. All 10 members of the recovery team experienced mild to severe memory loss after the event. Thorough examination of the liquid was unable to be conducted as the liquid had already dissolved. A laminated note was recovered stapled to the inside of the shipping container that read, "We hope you've enjoyed your free sample of Soap for the Skull; Aqueous Amnestics, complementary of Mind Melders Inc!"
Note - Requests have been filed to attempt at using SCP-XXXX as a short term amnestic, as controlled exposure to it has shown to be useful in erasing certain information, especially those of 9/14/██ - Head Researcher Kamarc
SCP-XXXX
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard containment cell for testing purposes. Any handling with SCP-XXXX by Foundation personnel must be done while wearing standard hazmat gear. Any personnel who make skin contact with SCP-XXXX are to be accompanied by no less than 1 security personnel to assist them when the effects of SCP-XXXX takes place. After the effects subside, personnel are to be medically evaluated by staff, then returned to their normal duties.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.82 meter plaster mold of a male human. The mold is of one of the victims of Mount Vesuvius, the mold having been created on 2/5/1863. SCP-XXXX is unable to damaged in any known way. Due to this, the composition of SCP-XXXX has not been determined, but it is theorized that it is composed of a plaster similar to other molds of the same making. Scans of SCP-XXXX show it to be hollow and filled with an unknown ashy substance.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects occur when a portion of a human's body makes contact with SCP-XXXX. At a point within the next 8 months, the part of the subject that made contact with SCP-XXXX will become somehow encased or trapped within another object or substance. The amount of time between contact and the subsequent effects has varied from about 5 minutes to 8 months. The object or substance that encases the subject also varies, and in some instances may prove fatal. While part of the subject's body is being encased, other parts may also be encased, but this is thought to be coincidental.
Test Log XXXX-1
Researcher: Dr. Pyokevitz
Subject: Darrell Tydaull, Richard Rouput
Special Information: Darrell Tydaull was a 23 year old man tasked with transporting SCP-XXXX to the National Archeological Museum of Naples. While transporting SCP-XXXX, it is thought that Tydaull made extensive contact with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was being brought in an art transport vehicle with other Pompeii casts, which was being driven by Richard Rouput, another museum worker. It is unknown whether Rouput made any contact with SCP-XXXX.
Body Part That Contacted SCP-XXXX: Unknown
Results: 13 minutes after moving SCP-XXXX into the transport vehicle, the van crashed into the rear a loaded cement truck. Nearby security footage shows that the impact broke open the cab of the van, smothering both Tydaull and Rouput in approximately 7640 liters of liquid cement. It is unknown if either man survived the initial crash, but the subsequent wave of cement is thought to be the resulting effects of SCP-XXXX. Somehow, the rear of the van was not damaged, and a Foundation agent within the local police force recovered all of the casts after the crash. The other casts were found to be non anomalous, and were returned to the National Archeological Museum of Naples.
Test Log XXXX-2
Researcher: Dr. Pyokevitz
Subject: D-00734
Procedure: Subject was told to contact SCP-XXXX with any part of her body. Subject was then returned to living quarters and observed for the next 4 weeks.
Body Part That Contacted SCP-XXXX: Right index finger
Results: After 1 week of observation, subject's finger became trapped between the door and wall of the Site-81 cafeteria. Subject claims she was attempting to open the door, not realizing that the door was automated. Maintenance was informed of the situation and freed the subject from the door. Subject sustained minor bruising from the incident, but no other injuries.
Test Log XXXX-3
Researcher: Dr. Pyokevitz
Subject: D-10362
Procedure: Subject was told to contact SCP-XXXX with his arm, but not with his wrist or hand. Subject was then returned to living quarters and observed for the next 4 weeks.
Body Part That Contacted SCP-XXXX: Left arm and left shoulder
Results: After 4 days of observation, Site-81 experienced a breach of SCP-████. At the time, subject was being escorted by a guard through a hallway nearby SCP-████'s containment cell. SCP-████ charged up to the subject, biting onto his left arm. The guard escorting the subject quickly subdued SCP-████. It took an additional 20 minutes to remove the subject's arm from the mouth of SCP-████, which later had to be amputated. While the subject's arm and shoulder were badly damaged, his hand was completely unharmed.
It seems that other parts of the subject's body may also become trapped if they are in the way of the parts that made contact with SCP-XXXX. - Dr. Pyokevitz
Test Log XXXX-4
Researcher: Dr. Pyokevitz
Subject: D-03051
Procedure: Goal of the test was to observe how long the effects of SCP-XXXX could be delayed. Subject was told to contact SCP-XXXX with any part of his body. Subject was then put into a bare containment cell and provided a liquid diet over the next 8 months.
Body Part That Contacted SCP-XXXX: Left leg, left foot
Results: After 8 months of observation, an unexpected earthquake struck Site-77 at a magnitude of 3.7 on the richter scale. During the earthquake, the ceiling above the subject's containment cell collapsed. A large beam landed directly onto the subject's leg, instantly severing it from her body. Subject then quickly bled out in the following 27 seconds, during which the earthquake quickly subsided. The earthquake caused approximately $3,470,000 in damages and cause the deaths of an additional 9 Foundation personnel.
In light of these events, further testing with SCP-XXXX has been suspended until further notice. - Dr. Pyokevitz
Cain Braumer prior to his death
Item #: SCP-3482
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-3482 is unable to be moved from it’s current position, the building around SCP-3482 has been acquired by the Foundation under the guise of building a storage facility. There are to be no fewer than 2 guards surveying the premises of SCP-3482’s containment area to keep out civilians. Any civilians who enter the premises of SCP-3482’s containment area are to be given Class-A amnestics and released. Subject is to undergo counseling for PTSD and depression every 3-4 days.
SCP-3482 has requested the following:
- A computer with internet access and voice recognition technology (Denied)
- To contact former friends and family (Denied)
- A wall mounted television (Approved, contingent on good behavior)
- Framed photos of family members (Approved)
- A pet cat to interact with (Denied)
- To have family informed of its current condition (Denied)
Description: SCP-3482 is an immobile, floating entity resembling the former Cain Braumer, a 22 year old Caucasian male approximately 1.78 meters tall with black hair. On 04/23/2017, Cain Braumer died of an undiagnosed heart condition in the Grantford Memorial Mall in Boston, Massachusetts. SCP-3482 was formed approximately 10 meters above where Cain Braumer, appearing exactly as Cain Braumer had before his death. SCP-3482 is unable to move from this floating position, describing it as being centered around its torso. No known way has been found to be able to move SCP-3482, partially to its secondary anomalous effect.
All matter that makes contact with SCP-3482 passes through SCP-3482, causing the object to become covered in a thin layer of blue frost. Chemical analysis of this frost has shown it to only be ice. Other than the blue tint, the frost is non anomalous. Living beings who pass through SCP-3482 develop mild hypothermia within 5 seconds of submersion into SCP-3482. Despite this, SCP-3482 claims to not feel any temperature, from itself or otherwise. In addition, SCP-3482 hasn’t expressed the need for basic human needs such as water, food, or oxygen. SCP-3482 is currently suffering from PTSD due to having to cope with the shock of dying as well as mild depression due to the inability to contact its former family.
Addendum:The following is a transcript from the security footage at the Grantford Memorial Mall in Boston, Massachusetts that recorded the creation of SCP-3482.
0:31:16 - Cain Braumer is seen entering the main entrance of the building
0:35:27 - Cain Braumer suddenly clutches his chest in apparent pain and collapses onto the floor
0:35:34 - Phillip Sterns, a trained EMT who was off-duty at the time, is seen grabbing a nearby AED off of a wall and running over to the collapsed Cain Braumer
0:35:42 - Phillip Sterns is seen using the AED on Cain Braumer
0:35:56 - A blue light is seen starting to emanate from Cain Braumer‘s eyes, mouth, and nostrils. During this time a blue mist like substance is also seen emitting out of Cain Braumer‘s mouth and appears to move slowly upwards
0:36:02 - Phillip Sterns is seen using the AED on Cain Braumer a second time. Thermal imaging has show that Cain Braumer‘s heart restarts for approximately 3 seconds, then dies again
0:36:05 - The light that was emanating from Cain Braumer abruptly stops after his heart restarts.
0:6:12 - The blue mist that was emanating from Cain Braumer collects into a singular mass. This mass then materializes into SCP-3482 in it’s current state
At this time the Foundation was contacted by an off-duty agent on the scene. All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics and released.
The following is the transcript from one of SCP-3482’s therapy sessions to address SCP-3482’s developed PTSD and depression.
Date: 07/04/2017
Interviewee: SCP-3482
Interviewer: Dr. Bayl
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Bayl: Hello SCP-3482.
SCP-3482: Hey, what’s going on?
Dr. Bayl: I’m just here to ask about how you’re faring with your condition.
SCP-3482: It hasn’t been easy. Still gettin’ used to not being able to move. I actually miss sleeping, but I guess that’s just because I’m used to it.
Dr. Bayl: Yes, of course, but is there any other problems you’ve been facing lately?
SCP-3482: Well, there is something. For most of my life I’ve been a pretty religious person. My parents were Christian, I went to a private Christian school, the whole shebang. I’ve never been super religious myself, but I went to church most Sundays and all that. It helped my head get around the thought of “Hey, maybe there is something after death.” But ever since I’ve been…this-
(SCP-3482 moves both arms up and down to indicate its body)
-things haven’t really been the same. I’ve felt like I’ve been forgotten. It’s hard to describe….. it’s….. it’s like I’ve invited someone to a birthday party, but they didn’t show up, y’know what I mean?
Dr. Bayl: Yes, I do think understand. Try to be more specific, what do you feel is missing?
SCP-3482: You mean other than by body? Well, whenever I was doing religious stuff, I always felt like someone was there with me. Like I was never alone, but ever since I woke up to my body on the floor below me and strung up in the air like a piñata, I’ve just had this emptiness in my gut. Like God just… forgot about me…
Dr. Bayl: Well have you tried praying or any other things you used to do? Maybe you’ve felt alone because this situation is extremely unfamiliar.
SCP-3482: That’s the thing. I’ve tried prayers, hymns, I’ve even stated reciting as much as I can remember about the Bible. Nothing has worked. It’s like I’m chucking all of it into a black hole.
Dr. Bayl: Have you tried doing anything to take your mind off of your condition?
SCP-3482: I requested a TV, but I think I just need to talk to somebody who understands me. I’ve already requested it, but could you try to find a way for me to contact my family? If I could talk to them I’d be ecstatic, but could you just tell them I’m not dead. At least not completely dead?
Dr. Bayl: I’ll see what I can do.
[END LOG]
He doesn’t seem like much of a threat. He’s stuck in place and seems to not have the will to try and move. Requesting declassification to Safe - Dr. Bayl
Request denied. Although SCP-3482 may be in place for now, it is unknown whether it will remain that way. If SCP-3482 was to regain mobility, it would be completely uncontainable by the Foundation’s means. Euclid is for uncertainty of containment, not necessarily for the safety of others. - 05-3
