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Status Selling
Demand High
Value 350USD/275GBP per item
Availability 300, established supply chain
Identifier Dr Wondertainment's Unicorn Friends
Description Item is a 35cm plush in the shape of a pink unicorn. Upon activation through a phrase, client is teleported to one of our stables. An inherent memetic effect lets the client perceive the horses there as unicorns with which they can enjoy activities for one hour before being returned to place of origin.
Marshall, Carter and Darke, Ltd.
Initial Report
Author Martin Fellington Date 2017/09/11
Interest Medium Identifier Dr Wondertainment's Unicorn Friends
Last Friday on 2017/09/08 our business was once again approached by Dr Wondertainment, in search of a retailer for their latest product.
File Opened Under: XXXXX/XXXXX/XXXXX
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Inventory Information
IWN45/N3OS8/4IGI5
Owner Quantity Comments
Marshall, Carter and Dark LLP Available from Supplier on demand.
The Foundation 16 Stored as anomalous item.
Doctor Wondertainment N/A Supplier.
Customers 216 Items purchased as children's toys.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP