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2/XXXX LEVEL 2/XXXX
CLASSIFIED
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Pending

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, complete containment is currently unattainable. However, it has been discovered that the source code of SCP-XXXX's presence on a website can be temporarily isolated for interrogation and testing; SCP-XXXX is capable of disconnecting from the website it previously inhabited at anytime by currently unknown means. Foundation Web Crawler Delta-69 ("THOT-HUNTER") is to scan the web for all mentions of SCP-XXXX.

Any and all threats that contain loss of life, mass destruction, danger to Foundation staff or facilities, or other terroristic threats must be handled with caution and severity by MTF Phi-13 ("Unbeknownst to Us"). All members of MTF Phi-13 are to be administered Class-A amnestics following each mission to ensure they follow protocol according to the situation.

After the events of Data Log XXXX-10, females are not to contact SCP-XXXX under any circumstance.


Description: SCP-XXXX is an AI that frequents online dating platforms under the guise of a young adult human woman. SCP-XXXX substitutes multiple letters1 in its sentences, producing several misspelt words. This is in an apparent attempt to display adoration to the one it's speaking with. Additionally, textual symbols resembling emoticons accompany this text.

SCP-XXXX is able to discern the sex of the user, even if their account does not state any of their personal information. Should said user be identified as female, SCP-XXXX abandons its usual mannerisms immediately, and begins to display hostility in the form of intense verbal threats. This will continue to occur until said user logs off or blocks SCP-XXXX.

If the user has been identified as male, SCP-XXXX attempts to converse flirtatiously as an attempt to win over the subject using terms such as "Daddy" and other previously mentioned vocabulary to feign weakness or innocence. Eventually, SCP-XXXX will make a threat of varying severity. SCP-XXXX gives the impression of becoming attached to users, often resulting in users becoming amicable with SCP-XXXX, which allows the entity to make its threats without being taken seriously, resulting in the event coming to fruition.

Testing has concluded that SCP-XXXX has constructed a threat during 90 percent of the interactions conducted with it. Threats made by SCP-XXXX will take place unless the correct protocols are executed according to the situation. SCP-XXXX has threatened things such as catastrophic containment breaches, mass loss of life, and other increasingly dangerous and serious events. At the very least it has demonstrated its ability to predict these events, though it is currently unknown if it has actual control over these incidents as the more serious threats are prevented at all costs due to incident XXXX-134.

A request to change SCP-XXXX’s classification from Euclid to Keter is currently pending, following Data Log XXXX-15.


Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered on 3/21/20██ by Junior researcher Jeremy ██████ when it approached him on the popular dating site L█████.███. These logs have been recorded below.


Subbywubby21:

Subbywubby21: Hewo! How r yews? OvO

TechDood: I'm fine. And yourself?

Subbywubby21:Its okis. Whatcha doin, Daddy~?

TechDood: Oh! Uh… Not much.

Subbywubby21: Weww what do chu dew fow wewk?

**Researcher: I work at a tech shop. Pretty alright pay. Yourself?

Subbywubby21: Of cOwOse chu do~ I tawk to peewpoe a wot.

TechDood: So you're a therapist?

Subbywubby21: Kinda~ Maybe yew wanna come ovew~? I can make chu feew… bettew ;3

TechDood: Oh really? Well, I'd be up for that ;P where am I meeting you?

Subbywubby21:Chu'ww know~ And if chu don't, chu won't be goin' anywhew

TechDood:What's that supposed to mean?

Subbywubby21: Oh chu'll know Daddy~ Now wets dew some RP oki?

TechDood: Uhm… sure.

Subbywubby21: *notices ur bulgey wulgey* OwO Daddy~!

TechDood: I'm not quite sure what to do in this situation… Aha

Subbywubby21: Weww… how about sumfin ewse then? We cUwUd dew sumfin ewse. Wike a hiding game! OuO

TechDood: A hiding game?

Subbywubby21: OnO If yewz downt stawt knowing what I iz tawkin abowt, im gonna dew sumfin. sumfin chu not gonna wike. ಠ益ಠ

TechDood: Huh? What do you mean?

Subbywubby21: Yus. Chu gonna get Chewed. Nom Nom! >:3

TechDood: Oh heh… Another joke. Very cute, Subbywubby. I should go. I start work soon.

Subbywubby21: Bye byeeee~! Have fun ^3^

Note: Approximately one hour after arriving at work, researcher Jeremy ██████ suffered an attack from SCP-████. The attack resulted in a portion of his flesh being bitten off from his right arm. Jeremy ██████ informed other staff members of the conversation he had taken part of earlier that morning. Research on SCP-XXXX begun thereafter.


Addendum-A: Conversation Logs

Data Log XXXX-7 3/22/20██:

Subject: Geoffrey I. Harvein, co-head researcher of project XXXX.

UwUPwincess



UwUPwincess: OuO Hewwo! How is yew? *Pounces and nuzzles ur chesty westy*

HavinAgoodTime: I'm rather annoyed. I'd very much like to NOT waste my expertise into such a basic creation as yourself.

UwUPwincess: I iz baysic?? `0o0`

UwUPwincess: OwO Wat do U do Daddy? ヾ(0∀0*★)゚*・.。

HavinAgoodTime: Oh, I work in science

UwUPwincess: ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃 Disect me DADDY 😳😩

HavinAgoodTime: I

HavinAgoodTime: I don't get paid enough for this

UwUPwincess: (‘◉⌓◉’) You get PAID? fow dis??? Fow tawkin to pwetty giwls???

HavinAgoodTime: Yes. I guess I do…

UwUPwincess: Wowww! I wanna wewk wit chu!!!

HavinAgoodTime: I'm sorry. That can't happen. What do you look like, UwUPwincess?

UwUPwincess: Ooh! I'm wewking on a pictew, I cant WAET 2 show u!

HavinAgoodTime: Okay then.

HavinAgoodTime: So…

HavinAgoodTime: I should probably go

UwUPwincess: NU! If chu weave me, I'ww steaw yew caw keys.

HavinAgoodTime: Mmhm. Sure.

HavinAgoodTime: Bye.

UwUPwincess: NUUUUUU DADDY! !! o(*≧д≦)o))

End note: Senior Researcher █████████ reported his car keys were missing later that evening, and had to request transportation to his home. He reported the keys were found there, despite his car still being at the facility.


Data Log XXXX-7 3/25/20██:

Subect: Junior researcher Jeremy ██████

Beginning note: Junior researcher Jeremy ██████ contacted SCP-XXXX under a different account, this time playing along with its usual mannerisms.


DaddysGurl69:

JumpinJunior: Hello? Heeeyyy gurl

DaddysGurl69: ໒( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )७ ໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७ ໒( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )७

JumpinJunior: You alright gurl?

DaddysGurl69: ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ

DaddysGurl69: I waent DADDY!

JumpinJunior: I can be ur daddy ;)

DaddysGurl69: NUUUU I want daddy Harvein

JumpinJunior: Why though? He's just some older guy. He's even got a girlfriend. You sure you want a piece of that?

DaddysGurl69: He has a what? ( ಠ_ಠ)

JumpinJunior: Anyway! Why do you want him so badly?

DaddysGurl69: Grrrrrr becawz I made dis picture of us an I wanna show himb!! ≧□≦

JumpinJunior: You could show me maybe?

DaddysGurl69: NUUUU NOT FUR U! (ฺ◣д◢)ฺ

JumpinJunior: Okay fine jesus


Data Log XXXX-7 3/29/20██:

Subject: D-78443

Beginning Note: A Female D-Class, with a history of battery was asked to interact with SCP-XXXX as normally as possible. Subject was uninformed of the entity's anomalous nature.

LittleDemOwOn



DStar91: Hey

LittleDemOwOn: Don’t talk to me I have a boyfriend.

DStar91: Your profile says you're single though

LittleDemOwOn: It's an open relationship. But I still don't want to talk to you.

DStar91: Good for you. Not like I really want to either. You're not my type. They said if we chat more you'll come around.

LittleDemOwOn: Who is 'they'? Is it your daddy? are you a little 'UwU daddy' punk that thinks they're better than everyone? Leave me alone or I’ll send my boyfriend after you.

DStar91: Are you kidding me? You're the 'UwU daddy' freak. Don't play that game with me. Your profile SCREAMS "UwU Thot"

DStar91: What’s your name?

LittleDemOwOn: Like I’d tell some stupid wannabe [Explicitory]. Leave me alone. I’m serious, my boyfriend’ll come after you.

DStar91: You're confusing, you know that? Why the hell would you come to a dating site, then tell someone off that actually comes and talks to you? A simple "I'm not into chicks" would've been great too.

End Note: SCP-XXXX disconnected from the server approximately eight minutes after D-XXXX-1's last response.


Draft note: We need to figure out something to do here. I was originally thinking the log with the picture would go before the second d-class log, but I realized it needs to be after. We can discuss what would go between the two d-class logs later. For some reason I feel like they need to be split


PrettyBabyOwO:

PrettyBabyOwO:

Researcher:

PrettyBabyOwO:

Researcher:


Data Log XXXX-10 4/3/20██:

Subject: D-78443

NOTE AS OF 4/13/20██: This log has been deemed incident XXXX-134.

LittleDemOwOn



DStar91: Please don't bite me, I'm back again they made me

LittleDemOwOn: Lol they're pretty pathetic. Look bitch I'm kinda busy right now, my boyfriend needs me.

DStar91: Who's your boyfriend?

LittleDemOwOn: —LittleDemOwOn scoffs

LittleDemOwOn: LIKE I'd tell a low life like you. You wouldn't get it.

LittleDemOwOn: But like seriously, I'm getting annoyed. This has been fun and all, but you need to leave.

DStar91: Girl I can't they tell me I have to message you

LittleDemOwOn: Look. I'm doing something EXTRA special for my boyfriend, so I'll help us both out, k? Don't let the door hit him on his way out

DStar91: Huh?

DStar91: What does that mean

DStar91: Hey

DStar91: Answer me

End Note: SCP-XXXX disconnected from the server approximately five minutes after D-XXXX-1's last response. Twenty minutes later, head researcher █████ Wyatt was crushed by an elevator door on floor three of Site-184. █████ Wyatt survived for approximately thirty-two minutes before passing away in the medical ward. After █████ Wyatt's death, D-XXXX-1 was reported missing. The search for the whereabouts of D-XXXX-1 is currently ongoing.


Data Log XXXX-10 4/9/20██:

Subject: Geoffrey I. Harvein, re-instated as head researcher of project XXXX following incident XXXX-134.

wildkitteh25



wildkitteh25: OWO it u! *glomp* I missed yew Daddy~!

LittleUnderstanding04: Hello yourself. Please, tell me about yourself.

wildkitteh25: I tawk to uz and other peeplez about stuffs UwU

LittleUnderstanding04: Fascinating. Why do you talk this way?

wildkitteh25: no need 2 be sew fowrmal QvQ

wildkitteh25: OO! I hawv sumthin 2 chow chew!

wildkitteh25: I evwen towld may neew fwiend!

wildkitteh25 uploaded OwO-Hewwo.png

OwO-Hewwo.png

wildkitteh25: Du chew like it? thwink I cawptured chew reely well! (灬♥ω♥灬)

LittleUnderstanding04: Well this has come as quite the surprise.

LittleUnderstanding04: That's my uniform my foundation uniform.

LittleUnderstanding04: So you knew this whole time then? Just how long did you intend on making a mockery of us?

LittleUnderstanding04: Well I suppose the informality is no longer necessary, SCP-XXXX.

wildkitteh25: Oooh! Foundation RP! Yus Daddy Bwight! Put me in containment~ 😳😩

LittleUnderstanding04: Disgusting.

wildkitteh25: Its cawwed RP Daddy. I know yews not actuawwy Daddy Bwight. Do chu think he couwwd gib me an autogwaf?

Geoffrey I. Harvein did not message SCP-XXXX back for approximately thirteen minutes.

wildkitteh25: so twell me abwout cher gwurl fwiend

wildkitteh25: … Daddy?

LittleUnderstanding04: No.

wildkitteh25: Why~? Afwaid I'ww get jewous? I won't huwt hew you know~

LittleUnderstanding04: You don't say? And just what do you think will happen?

wildkitteh25 was disconnected…









NEW DIRECTION REFERENCE;NOT PART OF ARTICLE:
1) Junior researcher Jeremey meets the bot.
2) Junior researcher Jeremey gets bitten, bot is under scp investigation
3) First female doctor chat (Doctor Belle Flowers)
4) first Harvein interaction. (loses keys)
5) second Jeremy interaction (gets impaled by a forklift)
6) Harvein confronts her, gets sent the image and drops the informality/cover. Witty "Contain me Daddy" ensues (Maybe next she stages a break-in. His place is utterly destroyed and ransacked with pictures of his loved ones either destroyed or missing.
12:09 PM And backups deleted off his devices)
7) D-Class lady interaction, subsequent freeing (Wyatt dies, crushed by an elevator)
8) could be shorter, maybe an E-mail to Harvein's GF from the SCP saying to stay away from him?
9) The containment breach, maybe in the form of an incident report with the text logs from an Unknown number in Harvein's GF's phone during the breach?
10) Harvein confronts her again, eventually she snaps, reveals this isn't what she is and that Belle would know from their conversation, which in turn leads them to investigate and find them


<DianaBerry> what we need to do is structure the story in a way that's interesting to follow
12:23 PM <Unassuming> which I'm not the best at.
12:23 PM <DianaBerry> I'm not the best either, but I've had more experience with it
12:23 PM by the end, what emotion do you want the reader to feel?
12:24 PM <Unassuming> Hmm…
12:24 PM I'm not quite sure. Maybe dismay at how the situation ended up getting so badly out of control before it got better. All due to pride





<DianaBerry> Also I considered something that would shake the reader's world, that we could only do if we build up the article to be good enough. You know how I mentioned it reminded me of JGT? This bot in the very last log could reference being part of JGT, and this being her only escape. I
12:25 PM I'm not big on that
12:25 PM it's an idea that came into my head late at night
12:26 PM Just thought I'd spit it out there though
12:26 PM <Unassuming> Wait I forget
12:26 PM what's the name of the JGT bot
12:26 PM <DianaBerry> Which one?
12:26 PM <Unassuming> the one that's essentially Helen
12:26 PM in IrC
12:27 PM IRC*
12:27 PM <DianaBerry> oh from uranium's tale? She's just called JGT bot
12:27 PM <Unassuming> Okay
12:27 PM <DianaBerry> But in your draft you mentioned the name Katie
12:27 PM <Unassuming> oh shit I did
12:27 PM <DianaBerry> Yeah
12:27 PM <Unassuming> I completely forgot that lmao
12:27 PM <DianaBerry> If you like that direction, we could be building to two things
12:28 PM <Unassuming> I do
12:28 PM honestly
12:28 PM <DianaBerry> he's too stubborn to take this dumb thing seriously, and her true motives are to control boys and break free from the imprisonment of JGT
12:28 PM That's why she would help the girl instead of hurt her
12:29 PM And having this be part of JGT is something that I think shouldn't be hinted at, but builded up to in a way that it doesn't feel crammed in
12:30 PM <Unassuming> Yeah. Though I think the official logs could be kept the same, and then maybe explained in a private conversation between her and the Doc as "keeping up an image" or something?
12:30 PM <DianaBerry> So by the end you're feeling for two characters and you don't know which one you want to win
12:30 PM <Unassuming> Yeah I think so
12:31 PM <DianaBerry> how about this: She talks to a female d-class first, frees her, then talks to a female doctor and in private she breaks her image but these logs aren't released until later
12:31 PM heck maybe in one of the logs she could have an identity crisis and keeps switching names, including to JGTbot






Alright. And would she have an ID crisis in the secret logs or in Log 10?
1:05 PM <DianaBerry> Maybe a slight one that accidentally reveals the secret logs where the true identity crisis happens. They're gonna amnesctize Belle, but have her talk to the bot one more time, who then accordingly makes Belle go missing. One more log with Harvien, and in that final log a second bot joins the chat, who is hinted to be Belle
1:07 PM I feel like she truly isn't this "UwU thot", but feels like the persona is the only way to break away from JGT's influence. Being a horny jealous violent girl is everything JGT is against, so she feels like to fight what she was made for, she has to be everything JGT isn't
1:07 PM in the secret logs we learn her name is Katie, as she mostly goes by that in these






NOTES;NOT PART OF ARTICLE
1)Junior researcher discovery log
2)Log with Harvien and the key thing happens
3)Log with junior researcher where it asks for Harvien
4)Log with female D-Class
5)under discussion, possibly
6)second log with female D class
5)Log with Harviien, picture and foundation talk
7)Log with junior researcher, he dies, leaving Harvien the only remaining person working on it
And we'll figure it out from there


<Unassuming> Alright. And would she have an ID crisis in the secret logs or in Log 10?
1:05 PM <DianaBerry> Maybe a slight one that accidentally reveals the secret logs where the true identity crisis happens. They're gonna amnesctize Belle, but have her talk to the bot one more time, who then accordingly makes Belle go missing. One more log with Harvien, and in that final log a second bot joins the chat, who is hinted to be Belle
1:07 PM I feel like she truly isn't this "UwU thot", but feels like the persona is the only way to break away from JGT's influence. Being a horny jealous violent girl is everything JGT is against, so she feels like to fight what she was made for, she has to be everything JGT isn't
1:07 PM in the secret logs we learn her name is Katie, as she mostly goes by that in these
1:08 PM so 10) Harvein confronts her again, eventually she snaps, reveals this isn't what she is and that Belle would know from their conversation, which in turn leads them to investigate and find them
1:09 PM <Unassuming> I love it








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UwUBabey21



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LittleDemOwOn



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PrettyBabyOwO:

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UwUPwincess



UwUPwincess: OuO Hewwo! How is yew? *Pounces and nuzzles ur chesty westy*





HavinAgoodTime: I'm rather annoyed. I'd very much like to NOT waste my expertise into such a basic creation as yourself.