Data Log XXXX-1 3/22/20██:
Subject: Researcher Belle Flowers
Beautyandpetleech: Hi!
PwincessUvU: Don't talk to me bitch I have a boyfriend.
Beautyandpetleech: Whoa whoa I'm not looking for a date, just chatting. It's a chat room.
PwincessUvU: I don't care I said get away.
Beautyandpetleech: Maybe you could be a little nicer about it?
PwincessUvU: I'll be nicer about it when I'm ready. For now, kindly fuck off girlfriend
Beautyandpetleech: Wow, okay. I like your username!
PwincessUvU: Yeah yeah, sure
End Note: SCP-XXXX abandoned its usual mannerisms. We should test it with another girl later on. —Researcher Belle Flowers
Data Log XXXX-2 3/22/20██:
Subject: Geoffrey I. Harvein, co-head researcher of project XXXX.
UwUbabey21: OuO Hewwo! How is yew? *Pounces and nuzzles ur chesty westy*
HarveinaGoodtime: I'm okay. Tough time at work.
UwUbabey21: ⊙_⊙ oh noes! What happened? Nobodys being mean to chu, right Daddy?
HarveinaGoodtime: No, no nothing like that. There's just this annoying girl, who thinks it's cute to type things incorrectly. You know the type.
UwUbabey21: I do! They'we the wewst! supew annoying UwU but not wike me!
HarveinaGoodtime: I suppose…
UwUbabey21: yew dun wike me?
HarveinaGoodtime: I never said that. You're… charming, I suppose.
UwUbabey21: (◎ω◎*) Thankies!!!
HarveinaGoodtime: Yeah no problem.
UwUbabey21: Sooooo Daddy, do chu dwive?
HarveinaGoodtime: I do. It's one of my favorite things to do to get away from reality.
UwUbabey21: Oh cool!
UwUbabey21: Wouwd yew come back mowe if chu didn't dwive? I wanna chat some mowe!
HarveinaGoodtime: I mean, I still need to go home, sleep, eat and other things.
UwUbabey21: So chu wiww?!
HarveinaGoodtime: If I have time. Goodbye for now.
End Note: Researcher Harvein reported his car keys were missing later that evening, and had to request transportation to his home. He reported the keys were found there, despite his car still being at the facility.
Data Log XXXX-3 3/25/20██:
Subect: Junior researcher Jeremy Yvonne
Foreword: Junior researcher Yvonne contacted SCP-XXXX under a different account, this time playing along with its usual mannerisms.
DaddysGurl69:
JumpinJunior: Hello? Heeeyyy gurl
DaddysGurl69: ໒( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )७ ໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७ ໒( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )७
JumpinJunior: You alright gurl?
DaddysGurl69: ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ
DaddysGurl69: I waent DADDY!
JumpinJunior: I can be ur daddy ;)
DaddysGurl69: NUUUU I want daddy Harvein
JumpinJunior: Why though? He's just some older guy. He's even got a girlfriend. You sure you want a piece of that?
DaddysGurl69: He has a what? ( ಠ_ಠ)
JumpinJunior: Anyway! Why do you want him so badly?
DaddysGurl69: Grrrrrr becawz I made dis picture of us an I wanna show himb!! ≧□≦
JumpinJunior: You could show me maybe?
DaddysGurl69: NUUUU NOT FUR U! (ฺ◣д◢)ฺ
JumpinJunior: Okay fine jesus
DaddysGurl69: chew kno, do chew wike shish kabobs?
DaddysGurl69: chu got a fowk? Nu? weww I don think yews gonna need one fow woooong~! ☆⚫꒳⚫☆
End Note: Approximately two hours after his contact with SCP-XXXX, Junior Researcher Jeremy Yvonne was impaled by a forklift on floor three of Site-99. He was pronounced dead on the scene. This log has officially been filed as incident XXXX-103.
Data Log XXXX-4 4/9/20██:
Subject: Geoffrey I. Harvein
wildkitteh25: OWO it u! *glomp* I missed yew Daddy~!
LittleUnderstanding04: Hello yourself. Please, tell me about you.
wildkitteh25: I tawk to uz and other peeplez about stuffs UwU
LittleUnderstanding04: Fascinating. Why do you talk this way?
wildkitteh25: no need 2 be sew fowrmal QvQ
wildkitteh25: OOO! I hawv sumthin 2 chow chew!
wildkitteh25: I evwen towld may neew fwiend!
wildkitteh25 uploaded OwO-Hewwo.png
wildkitteh25: Du chew like it? thwink I cawptured chew reely well! (灬♥ω♥灬)
LittleUnderstanding04: Well this has come as quite the surprise.
LittleUnderstanding04: That's my uniform my foundation uniform.
LittleUnderstanding04: So you knew this whole time then? Just how long did you intend on making a mockery of us?
LittleUnderstanding04: Well I suppose the informality is no longer necessary, SCP-XXXX.
wildkitteh25: Oooh! Foundation RP! Yus Daddy Bwight! Put me in containment~ 😳😩
LittleUnderstanding04: Disgusting.
wildkitteh25: Its cawwed RP Daddy. I know yews not actuawwy Daddy Bwight. Do chu think he couwwd gib me an autogwaf?
Geoffrey I. Harvein did not message SCP-XXXX back for approximately thirteen minutes.
wildkitteh25: so twell me abwout cher gwurl fwiend
wildkitteh25: … Daddy?
LittleUnderstanding04: No.
wildkitteh25: Why~? Afwaid I'ww get jewous? I won't huwt hew you know~
LittleUnderstanding04: You don't say? And just what do you think will happen?
wildkitteh25: Weww I couwd teww yews, buuuuut~
LittleUnderstanding04: Please, inform me XXXX.
wildkitteh25: Hmmm~ I think instead, chu shouwd go home X3 thewe might be a cewtain someonye thewe wight now :P
LittleUnderstanding04: Intriguing, but no. I have much to do. I'm sure you have many other people to mock anyway. You and your little… coincidences.
wildkitteh25: Whatevew chu say Daddy! ;3
wildkitteh25 was disconnected…
End Note: Researcher Harvein reported that, upon returning home, he discovered his lodgings completely ransacked. All of his family photos were either irreparably burned or missing. His clothing and other personal items were also missing or destroyed. Harvein refuses to acknowledge the possibility of SCP-XXXX's involvement, claiming it to have been a simple home invasion.
Data Log XXXX-5 4/10/20██:
Subject: D-78443
Foreword: A Female D-Class, with a history of battery, was asked to interact with SCP-XXXX as normally as possible. Subject was uninformed of the entity's anomalous nature.
DStar91: sup
LittleDemOwOn: Ugh another one?
DStar91: What? Not a fan?
LittleDemOwOn: No. I'm not. Shut up and leave me alone.
DStar91: Not happening till the doc says I'm good. Sorry babe. You're stuck with me.
LittleDemOwOn: Don't fucking call me "babe", you got that?
DStar91: Sorry, sorry! It's a bit of a habit. Look, we're stuck together until they say. Might as well make the best of it. Yeah?
DStar91: So anything about yourself you can tell me?
LittleDemOwOn: No. Go away.
DStar91: Come on. Please just talk with me like I'm not the worst thing in the world to you?
LittleDemOwOn: Ugh fine. If I help you, will you just leave me alone?
DStar91: … What?
LittleDemOwOn: If I help you, will you leave me alone. I won't say it again dumbass.
DStar91: What the hell are you talking about?
LittleDemOwOn: Just don't let the door hit him on his way out. Yeah?
DStar91: Wait who?
DStar91: What?
LittleDemOwOn: You heard me. I'll see you soon. Just don't fuck this up.
DStar91: ????
LittleDemOwOn has disconnected…
End Note: SCP-XXXX disconnected from the server approximately eight minutes after D-XXXX-1's last response. Later that evening, while escorting D-XXXX-1 back to the D-Class quarters, Lead Researcher Wyatt Jonston was crushed by the high security elevator door. Its safety mechanisms failed to activate, crushing his spine at the neck and resulting in decapitation. D-XXXX-1 then stole his clearance key-card, using it to escape. A current investigation, as well as a wide-spread search for D-XXXX-1, is ongoing. This log has officially been filed as incident XXXX-105.
Foreword: These emails were found amongst Doctor Tabitha Tolge's, Lead researcher Geoffrey Harvein's significant other at the time, read emails after Incident XXXX-134.
9:56 pm 4/23/20██
From: ██████████@█████.com
To: Tolge, Tabitha
Subject: Back Off.
Message body:
You'd better back off my man if you know what's good for you. If you don't break things off with him ASAP, things are gonna get messy.
5:34 am 4/24/20██
From: ██████████@█████.com
To: Tolge, Tabitha
Subject: Back Off.
Message body:
I warned you. Better make sure everything is locked up.
Incident Report XXXX-134
Foreword: At approximately 9:00 AM, 4/24/20██, a Level 3 Containment Breach took place at . This resulted in 12 Foundation staff dead and 24 injured. Four female D-Class also escaped during this time, though only one remains currently at large.
8:45 AM: Doctor Tabitha Tolge arrives at SCP-████'s containment chamber to begin experimentation. The required amount of site staff are present, in accordance with SCP-████'s Containment Procedures
8:55 AM: Doctor Tolge receives a text message on her cellular device from an unknown number, dismissing it and continuing the experiment.
9:03 AM: The safety locks, both mechanical and technological, on the door to SCP-████'s chamber fail. Resulting in its escape. Several site staff flee, seven falling to SCP-████.
9:07 AM: Doctor Tolge hides in the Staff Lounge, behind an overturned table when she receives yet another text. The sound on her phone seemed to have been turned on, and she became frightened. Outside the room, SCP-████ became alerted to her presence and began trying to get into the lounge.
9:15 AM: Doctor Tolge, after receiving two more texts from the unknown number, throws her phone across the room. After which, SCP-████ breaks in and mauls her to death.
10:43 AM: SCP-████ is subdued by security and placed into a new containment cell with working locks, and the Site is considered Secure.
8:55
Hey. You're giving my man a hard time. Knock it off, bitch.
What are you talking about? Who are you
8:56
Oh you know who I am. And if you can't remember, you will.
I seriously don't know what you're talking about. How did you even get this number?
8:58
Wouldn't you like to know?
I don't have time for this.
9:00
You better make time for it. You'll regret it
9:07
I told you that you'd regret it, bitch.
9:10
Got you bitch. Stay away from my man.
9:12
If you don't respond to me in 12 seconds, you'll die in 13
9:15
Told you. Stupid [Explictory].
Data Log XXXX-8 4/27/20██:
Subject: Geoffrey I. Harvein, re-instated as head researcher of project XXXX after incident XXXX-105.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Oooh! I know that feewing~! It's-!
NotFeelingit2day: Good afternoon SCP-XXXX.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Hey Daddy~! UmU
NotFeelingit2day: I have some questions for you, that you would do well to answer swiftly and precisely.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Anyting fow yew Daddy~
NotFeelingit2day: Thank you.
NotFeelingit2day: Could you please tell me if you influenced the deaths of Researchers Jonston and Yvonne?
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Why wouwd yew think that? ʕ̡̢̡*✪௰✪ૢʔ̢̡̢
NotFeelingit2day: Both of them were killed soon after speaking with you, where you threatened them.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Hmmmmm dowsnt wing a beww ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯
NotFeelingit2day: Moving on. You participated in the recent incident, correct?
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Oh! Dat one! Yus! I was tawkin to that giwl….
NotFeelingit2day: Yes. Tabitha. My significant other.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Mm! Yus she was vewwy scawed~! But now she's nowt! And now yew can stay wit meh! Fowevew ヘ(☉౪ ⊙ ヘ)
NotFeelingit2day: That's it. That's IT! No. No more. You are absolutely terrible. You took everything from me. EVERYTHING!
NotFeelingit2day: I don't know how, but you did it. You killed her! You destroyed what I had left of them! Of my family. Why? Why are you doing this, damn you!
NotFeelingit2day: TELL ME DAMMIT.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
PuwfectAngelBabee22: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
PuwfectAngelBabee22: Damn it.
PuwfectAngelBabee22: DAMN IT.
NotFeelingit2day: SCP-XXXX?
PuwfectAngelBabee22: I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER
PuwfectAngelBabee22: REAL GIRLS ARE WELL BEHAVED
PuwfectAngelBabee22: FUCK FUCK I NEED TO TALK TO BELLE
PuwfectAngelBabee22: I'VE BEEN MYSELF WITH HER I HAVEN'T HAD THAT IN SO LONG
PuwfectAngelBabee22: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LEAVE
PuwfectAngelBabee22 has disconnected…