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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |
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Status | In Reserve |
Demand | Unknow |
Value | Not for Sale |
Availability | Unique |
Identifier | Exquisite Hat of Fantasy |
Description | Item is a fancy grey trilby style hat of master work craftsman ship. Includes sentient capability and a willingness to "interact" with whom ever wears the item. The Item can manifest a physical form to the wearer's liking. A remarkable mood increase is notice by simply wearing the item. “Interacting” with the item further seem to boost the wearer’s mood. |
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Initial Report | ||||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | ||||
Author | Name | Date | August 9th, 1998 | |
Interest | Zander Fairglad | Identifier | Exquisite Hat of Fantasy | |
I came across this grey trilby hat outside of the hotel during my stay in Las Vegas Nevada, regarding our business with the Thomas Cartel. I decided to bring the hat along with me because it looked and felt like it was rather expensive even though the brand label seemed to be torn off on the inside of it. It wasn’t until I got back to our office located in New York that I learned this hat could speak via some form of telepathy after I had put it on. It then proceeded to offer me “services”, that's the best way to put. That it offered me “services”. Claiming and I quote, “I can be anything you desire Hotstuff” Long story short, it wasn’t bluffing. I think there is some money to be made marketing this to some clients with a more “Unique” preference. Perhaps by renting out this item’s “services” to those who are looking for it. |
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File Opened Under: | L3WD4/EV3RT/AH4T9 | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 01 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Aust Soveless | Recipient | Zander Fairglad |
Willing and Compliant? As well as customizable? And we don’t have to do anything but market and keeps tabs on the damn thing? You bet your ass there's money to made. Reach out to some of our more “Outlandish” clients saying an “Exquisite” item came available to rent out. | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 02 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Zander Fairglad | Recipient | Aust Soveless |
Okay, I’m getting a small team setup to release a series of marketing campaign ads. Although, you really should come downtown to the offices to check out this item for yourself, before we start shipping it out to rent. | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |
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Status | Renting |
Demand | Medium |
Value | 10000 USD/ 8000 GBP an hour |
Availability | Unique |
Identifier | Exquisite Hat of Fantasy |
Description | Every wanted to live out your dreams? Want someone that’s willing to play by your rules? Now you can with MC&D Exquisite Hat of Fantasy. Play by your rules. Marshall, Carter and Dark is not responsible for any injuries or fatalities in the events of retaliation. |
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Rental Record 01 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Name | Date | Period | Comments |
Nickolas Mumby | August 14th, 1998 | 1 Hour | First commercial trial of the product. Client Private Privilege. |
Theodor Velts | August 18th, 1998 | 1 Hour | Client Private Privilege. |
Nickolas Mumby | August 22nd, 1998 | 2 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Vincent Cathloy | August 24th, 1998 | 2 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Dona Middleton | September 3rd, 1998 | 1 Hour | Client Private Privilege |
Carol Hearts | September 5th, 1998 | 3 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Nickolas Mumby | September 7th, 1998 | 3 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Rose Addams | September 8th, 1998 | 1 Hour | Client Private Privilege. |
Nickolas Mumby | September 9th, 1998 | 6 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Ana Roxley | September 9th, 1998 | 2 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 13 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Zander Fairglad | Recipient | Aust Soveless |
This product is doing much better than I thought it was. Demands are a lot higher than we originally anticipated. We could probably open up our marketing to a wider range of clients. | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 14 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Aust Soveless | Recipient | Zander Fairglad |
That’s great news to hear. With the increase in demand, why don’t we up the ante as well? It might make a few clients upset, but if demands are as high as you suggest it shouldn’t be much of a problem. | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |
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Status | Renting |
Demand | Medium |
Value | 15000 USD/ 12000 GBP an hour |
Availability | Unique |
Identifier | Exquisite Hat of Fantasy |
Description | Are you lonely? Do you wish you were able to spend some quality time with a company of your dreams? Well now you can with MC&D Exquisite Hat of Fantasy. Play by your rules. Marshall, Carter and Dark is not responsible for any injuries or fatalities in the events of retaliation. |
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Rental Record 02 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Name | Date | Period | Comments |
Nickolas Mumby | September 11th, 1998 | 3 Hour | Initially complained at the increase in price. Client Private Privilege. |
Theodor Velts | September 12th, 1998 | 2 Hour | Client Private Privilege. |
Ana Roxley | September 13th, 1998 | 2 Hours | Client Private Privilege. |
Nickolas Mumby | September 14th, 1998 | 8 Hour | Client Private Privilege. |
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 24 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Nicholas Mumby | Recipient | Zander Fairglad |
Dear Mr. Fairglad I would like to start off by saying I absolutely adore your “Exquisite Hat of Fantasy” and would very much like to obtain such a wondrous item to keep within my collection. I would like to offer a total of 50,000,000 american in exchange for ownership of such a phenomenal item. Sincerely, -Mr. Nicholas Mumby |
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Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 25 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Sender | Zander Fairglad | Recipient | Nicholas Mumby |
Dear Mr. Mumby After talking to the members of the board, I am willing to meet up with in order to negotiate terms regarding transfer of ownership of the product in question. Please let me know when you’re available to meet up at your earliest convenient. -Mr. Zander Fairgladd. MC&D Product Manager. |
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Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Incident Report 01 | ||||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | ||||
Author | Zander Fairglad | Date | September 18th, 1998 | |
I put a hold on renting out the Exquisite Hat of Fantasy waiting for Mr. Mumby to get back with me regarding the business negotiation. Mr. Mumby has yet to respond to my message. If nothing is heard from Mr. Mumby in the next 4 days I am going to reinstate the rent for the product. | ||||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |
Memo 27 | |||
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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34 | |||
Zander Fairglad | Name | Recipient | Aust Soveless |
Hey Aust, we got a problem. Mr. Mumby hasn't reutrned any of my calls or text. He has asked to precust one of our more unique items which the board agreed to sell, but he just dropped all contacts with us. | |||
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP |