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L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Status In Reserve
Demand Unknow
Value Not for Sale
Availability Unique
Identifier Exquisite Hat of Fantasy
Description Item is a fancy grey trilby style hat of master work craftsman ship. Includes sentient capability and a willingness to "interact" with whom ever wears the item. The Item can manifest a physical form to the wearer's liking. A remarkable mood increase is notice by simply wearing the item. “Interacting” with the item further seem to boost the wearer’s mood.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Initial Report
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Author Name Date August 9th, 1998
Interest Zander Fairglad Identifier Exquisite Hat of Fantasy
I came across this grey trilby hat outside of the hotel during my stay in Las Vegas Nevada, regarding our business with the Thomas Cartel. I decided to bring the hat along with me because it looked and felt like it was rather expensive even though the brand label seemed to be torn off on the inside of it.

It wasn’t until I got back to our office located in New York that I learned this hat could speak via some form of telepathy after I had put it on. It then proceeded to offer me “services”, that's the best way to put. That it offered me “services”. Claiming and I quote, “I can be anything you desire Hotstuff” Long story short, it wasn’t bluffing.

I think there is some money to be made marketing this to some clients with a more “Unique” preference. Perhaps by renting out this item’s “services” to those who are looking for it.
File Opened Under: L3WD4/EV3RT/AH4T9
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 01
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Aust Soveless Recipient Zander Fairglad
Willing and Compliant? As well as customizable? And we don’t have to do anything but market and keeps tabs on the damn thing? You bet your ass there's money to made. Reach out to some of our more “Outlandish” clients saying an “Exquisite” item came available to rent out.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 02
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Zander Fairglad Recipient Aust Soveless
Okay, I’m getting a small team setup to release a series of marketing campaign ads. Although, you really should come downtown to the offices to check out this item for yourself, before we start shipping it out to rent.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Status Renting
Demand Medium
Value 10000 USD/ 8000 GBP an hour
Availability Unique
Identifier Exquisite Hat of Fantasy
Description Every wanted to live out your dreams? Want someone that’s willing to play by your rules? Now you can with MC&D Exquisite Hat of Fantasy. Play by your rules.

Marshall, Carter and Dark is not responsible for any injuries or fatalities in the events of retaliation.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Rental Record 01
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Name Date Period Comments
Nickolas Mumby August 14th, 1998 1 Hour First commercial trial of the product. Client Private Privilege.
Theodor Velts August 18th, 1998 1 Hour Client Private Privilege.
Nickolas Mumby August 22nd, 1998 2 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Vincent Cathloy August 24th, 1998 2 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Dona Middleton September 3rd, 1998 1 Hour Client Private Privilege
Carol Hearts September 5th, 1998 3 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Nickolas Mumby September 7th, 1998 3 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Rose Addams September 8th, 1998 1 Hour Client Private Privilege.
Nickolas Mumby September 9th, 1998 6 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Ana Roxley September 9th, 1998 2 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 13
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Zander Fairglad Recipient Aust Soveless
This product is doing much better than I thought it was. Demands are a lot higher than we originally anticipated. We could probably open up our marketing to a wider range of clients.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 14
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Aust Soveless Recipient Zander Fairglad
That’s great news to hear. With the increase in demand, why don’t we up the ante as well? It might make a few clients upset, but if demands are as high as you suggest it shouldn’t be much of a problem.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Status Renting
Demand Medium
Value 15000 USD/ 12000 GBP an hour
Availability Unique
Identifier Exquisite Hat of Fantasy
Description Are you lonely? Do you wish you were able to spend some quality time with a company of your dreams? Well now you can with MC&D Exquisite Hat of Fantasy. Play by your rules.

Marshall, Carter and Dark is not responsible for any injuries or fatalities in the events of retaliation.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Rental Record 02
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Name Date Period Comments
Nickolas Mumby September 11th, 1998 3 Hour Initially complained at the increase in price. Client Private Privilege.
Theodor Velts September 12th, 1998 2 Hour Client Private Privilege.
Ana Roxley September 13th, 1998 2 Hours Client Private Privilege.
Nickolas Mumby September 14th, 1998 8 Hour Client Private Privilege.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 24
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Nicholas Mumby Recipient Zander Fairglad
Dear Mr. Fairglad

I would like to start off by saying I absolutely adore your “Exquisite Hat of Fantasy” and would very much like to obtain such a wondrous item to keep within my collection. I would like to offer a total of 50,000,000 american in exchange for ownership of such a phenomenal item.

Sincerely,

-Mr. Nicholas Mumby
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 25
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Sender Zander Fairglad Recipient Nicholas Mumby
Dear Mr. Mumby

After talking to the members of the board, I am willing to meet up with in order to negotiate terms regarding transfer of ownership of the product in question. Please let me know when you’re available to meet up at your earliest convenient.

-Mr. Zander Fairgladd. MC&D Product Manager.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Incident Report 01
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Author Zander Fairglad Date September 18th, 1998
I put a hold on renting out the Exquisite Hat of Fantasy waiting for Mr. Mumby to get back with me regarding the business negotiation. Mr. Mumby has yet to respond to my message. If nothing is heard from Mr. Mumby in the next 4 days I am going to reinstate the rent for the product.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 27
L3WD4/EV3RA/H4T34
Zander Fairglad Name Recipient Aust Soveless
Hey Aust, we got a problem. Mr. Mumby hasn't reutrned any of my calls or text. He has asked to precust one of our more unique items which the board agreed to sell, but he just dropped all contacts with us.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP