Dr. Brandstiftung & Prof. Getlo's Text History

Prof. Asshole:
HeyyYYy BrandyyYy I'm drunkk come pick me upppPp, I'm in the gum

Brandstiftung:
You're where?? And why should I pick you up anyways? Don't you have 2 functional feet?

Prof. Asshole:
I cnt get upppPp, legs dont work, in gim, jim, gymn, Getlo is too drunksk

Brandstiftung:
Fucking hell. I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't come crying in the morning if you cant find your wallet.

Prof. Asshole:
My whta?