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<SYS-Brandy> User "DrBrandstiftung" has entered the chat.
<DrBrandstiftung>: Getlo? You online? You there?
<SYS-Gello> User "ProfGetlo" has entered the chat.
<ProfGetlo>: Always! I… have nowhere else to go. I am contained in this university.
<DrBrandstiftung>: Am I real? You'd tell me if this was all fake and all a dream right?
<ProfGetlo>: Woah, Woah what the hell have you been smoking?
<DrBrandstiftung>: Thoughts. I've been thinking lately. What if all of this isn't real. What if all the shit I've been doing amounts to nothing? What if I wake up one day and it's all gone, and you're gone, and I'm someone else?
<ProfGetlo>: Ummm… I don’t know to be honest. All I have is my faith and my belief that God would never let us live our entire lives just for his own personal entertainment, (although it has presented itself as that way recently lol)
<ProfGetlo>: Also, “OooooOoOooooh im A DigitaL ghost in AN autOMaticallY rendered MatrIX reALitYYYYYyyy!”
<DrBrandstiftung>: You’re an asshole Getlo.
<ProfGetlo>: Why do you think I’m in perpetual detention at my own school bro? I was basically professionally designed to be an asshole
<DrBrandstiftung>: Getlo I'm having a crisis here!
<ProfGetlo>: Erm… fuck existentialism get money?
<DrBrandstiftung>: That's it. I'm taking away pizza privledges.
<ProfGetlo>: Wait! NOOOooO! Brandy that's my only saving grace! You can't just take away meatlovers from me!
<DrBrandstiftung>: I'm staring at my hands wondering if they're a figment of my imagination, you don't get to bitch about fuckin pizza.
<ProfGetlo>: D':
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<SYS-Gello> User "ProfGetlo" has entered the chat.
<SYS-Brandy> User "DrBrandstiftung" has entered the chat.
<ProfGetlo>: Hey dude, you ok? You’ve seemed down lately. I know that SCPATs are coming up, nervous?
<ProfGetlo>: I can help tutor a few students if you already have a heavy workload grading?
<DrBrandstiftung>: Are you saying I'm not successful enough to tutor on my own?! I'm doing my fuckin best here you goddamn cup of gello!
<ProfGetlo>: …Like I said, are you okay?
<DrBrandstiftung>: I AM! Okay, okay, so maybe I'd like some fuckin help. You better not say shit when you get into my office! I need you to help me with the actual grading more than tutoring. That I can handle just fine.
<ProfGetlo>: Jesus, Brandy. Seriously, what's wrong?
<DrBrandstiftung>: I…I'm sorry. I've been a bit stressed lately. Elend isn't eating like she's supposed to, all these assignments keep piling up, there's someone with a 17% in one of my classes! How is that even possible?!
<ProfGetlo>: Sounds like you need more than coffee.
<DrBrandstiftung>: Getlo, we're only getting drunk if you're paying. My wallet can't handle your blackouts.
<ProfGetlo>: Alright, alright, I'll pay for a bottle. Or two. Or three.
<DrBrandstiftung>: Fucking fantastic. I'll pick up your credit card on my way out. If you mess up my impeccable organization, I will personally make you eat each and every shitty assignment I have.
<ProfGetlo>: Got it. Absolutely no fucking around with Mr. Perfect's files.
<DrBrandstiftung>: I'm glad you understand.
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<ProfGetlo>: Lol if someone is reading thru our messages I can see you through the camera, nice credentials dumb dumb lol you forgot to install anti-spyware
