collab:DrBufo-and-DrKalipsus
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently kept in Site 64's low-danger storage. Personnel are not to read SCP-XXXX outside of testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of XX books, all authored by "Professor Simpleton". Each book has its own set of anomalous properties: Anyone who reads at least two pages of "Hw t Wrt wth N Vwls" (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) causes the reader to lose the capability to produce vowels, typed, written, or vocalized. Sign language has not been tested yet.

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