Cack Hard 3 - Manchester United 0
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Due to a comedy of errors, the fragment of Pesterbot prime gets lodged in Trump's brain.

Things had gotten out of hand. The Security Director looked again at the memo lying, slightly crumpled, on his desk.

Requisitioning a few anomalies to help win the presidential election.
2337 wound up on my campaign staff somehow, so give him whatever he needs.
No I don't know how it wound up happening, and no, I don't like it any more than you do.
Fuck.
—Jack Bright

"Now Donald, hand over those electoral college votes and no one will get hurt." threatened Bill Clinton, resigned to his actions.