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Welcome to the Secure, Contain, and Protect
University!
Introduction:
Dr. Brandstiftung and I have decided to write this article in hopes to describe the SCP Foundation's first-ever educational system, the SCP University. The university provides new recruits with knowledge of the risks, common procedures, and many other important sets of instruction in order to work at the Foundation. We have a vast range of courses and majors for new students, although you probably won't need to worry about the stress of choosing, because we do all that for you ahead of time according to your personal background. The purpose of this new branch of the foundation is to provide detail into the recruitment, training, and graduation process, so we aren't just picking random doctors off the street.
~ Prof. Getlo
Prof. Getlo (Overseer & Principal of SCPU)
~ "Godspeed noble men, you are on your way to furthering humanity's protection against threat unknown!"
Dr. Brandstiftung (Head of Admin Staff)
- "Try not to get yourself killed along the way…"
SCPU Public Announcements:
O5 Announcement: After discovery of Prof. Getlo’s hand in insulting O5-1 and attempting to retreat to the state of Hawaii, US to avoid disciplinary consequences: Professor Jackson V███ Getlo has been stripped of the ability to edit any content residing on the SCPU digital site, as well as being permanently relocated to SCPU’s site grounds where he shall remain unless given direct authority to leave the grounds by O5-1. On-site guards are now tasked to keeping Prof. Getlo inside site grounds in addition to original task of keeping intruders out. Violation or aid in doing so of this policy will be met with greater disciplinary action and ████████ of his personal secret vending machine in hallway ██.
(The only other tabs you have to read are Student Admissions, Staff, Teacher/Student Files, Courses, News, and possibly Help Forum if you’d like further characterization of Getlo and Brand but it’s not the biggest problem if you choose not to overlook it for the sake of reviewing quickly)
Welcome to the SCPU Student Admissions page!
Please fill out the form below and submit to either Professor Getlo or Dr. Brandstiftung at ude.upcs|GVJ#ude.upcs|GVJ or ude.upcs|gnutfitsdnarB.K#ude.upcs|gnutfitsdnarB.K respectively.
Our message:
The SCPU wants you, specifically chosen candidates, to attend our school and prove yourself capable of becoming an initiate of the Foundation and securing, containing, and protecting the SCPs it is responsible for.
Form:
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Date of Birth:
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Classes and Courses:
A multitude of important electives for all future scientist personnel providing additional information on, demonstrations, and interactive practice scenarios, where an abundance of chaos is usually present, for testing and recording tasked future objects (ranging from Safe to Esoteric classes, as well as others) in SCP Article-fashion. (At least three electives are required from SCP Research for SCP Scientist placement Run by Prof. Getlo
- Very Mundane/Boring Classes on SCP History and Classification:
Classes explaining and describing the very basics of the SCP Foundation history and its task of Securing, Containing, and Protecting anomalous objects, entities, and phenomenons from public interaction, for the sake of humanity's safety and survival. These are strictly mandatory classes for all student-personnel being recruited. Enthusiastically run by Dr. Brandstiftung
* "Are they really that boring? Why didn't anyone fuckin' tell me?" -Dr. Brandstiftung
A class on the dangers of memetic hazards, including how to avoid them, contain them, and in some cases kill them. Run by Dr. Brandstiftung "No, we are NOT going to cover 096. I'm not dying because someone fucked up and slipped me an image of that bastard." -Dr. Brandstiftung
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- How to Design Memetic Kill Agents class:
"Who in the GOD DAMN Hell authorized this?! This was almost put into action for fuck's sake! Imagine the shit-show we would have on our hands if a student actually made a successful kill agent and killed themselves and WHO KNOWS how many other students/teachers in the process?? I want answers. NOW. - Dr. Brandstiftung"
* "…oops." ~ Prof. Getlo
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A class on the dangers of "Safe" SCPs. Run by Dr. Brandstiftung
- Cognitohazards Killed the Cat:
A class dedicated to understanding, identification of, and how to be careful around, "hazards", as well as what they are and all the different types of them. (Including but not limited to cognito-, info-, audio- and… wait. What was I writing about again?)
This is an official warning to whoever is naming and writing the descriptions for official SCP educational classes from the O5 Counsel: stop fucking around. Name the classes accordingly and stop trying to be funny.
- How to tell Higher Ups to [EXPLETIVE] Off Without Getting Caught:
[CLASS DISCONTINUED BY ORDER OF O5 COUNSEL]
O5-1: Oh now it's on, buddy. I want an investigative unit sent and activated NOW. Identify this asshole for disciplinary action.
Class aggressively explaining and pushing the major do's and don'ts for working at the SCP Foundation as well as disciplinary actions to expect for ignoring them. NOW MANDATORY FOR ALL PERSONNEL THAT HAVE NOT TAKEN IT. You can thank Prof. Getlo. Currently run by Prof. Getlo until future re-administration Dr. Brandstiftung "This is for your own good Getlo."
- Combat and Counter-Object Tactics (CCOT):
Class for personnel training to work in the field of ensuring SCP object containment and anti-breach precautions for on-site guards, including general site guard placement and normal procedures for Class D transportation and intruders. (Required for On-site Guard placement). Run by -blank, but I would like to see a military or other physical health role model character for this position (like a PE teacher, but with tactical and strategic intellect as well)-
- Advanced Combat and Counter-Object Tactics (A-CCOT):
Class for higher-priority/emergency dispatch operatives; focused more on actual mid-combat scenarios and the tactics set in place for them, as well as training for a variety of new technology and weapons normally not granted to on-site guards or other military personnel. (Required for dispatch operative or MTF placements). Run by -same, (or slightly higher up), military figure as assigned to administer CCOT classes-
- Further Into Obj. Classes, Simplified:
Classes explaining and describing the differences, similarities, general procedures, and risks of the Object Classifications (Classes include: Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Neutralized).
Run by Dr. Poliester.
"For the last fucking time, I am not- and will not explain the ACS (Anomaly Classification System). Shit's too confusing, and I literally never use it. Get that out of my class." [Dr. Allen Poliester]
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