IdleRPG Events
C was attacked by SCP-682
C fell into a hole
C bit their tongue
C had to teach a new author the meaning of "no canon"
C passed out
C set themselves on fire
C ate a poisonous fruit
C blinked whilst cleaning SCP-173's cell
C was caught in a terrible snowstorm
C EXPLODED, somewhat..
C got knifed in a dark alley
C got stabbed by an angry ex-lover
C ran afoul of a Karcist and got turned INSIDE OUT
C ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn
C met up with a hitman for deciding not to pay MC&D
C has fallen ill with the SCP-3862 plague
C has fallen ill with a slight cough
C was struck by lightning
C was attacked by a rabid cow
C was attacked by a rabid wolverine
C was attacked by a rabbit
C was set on fire
C was decapitated, temporarily..
C was tipped by a cow
C was bucked from a horse
C was bitten by a moose
C was bitten by an alligator
C was sat on by a giant
C was yelled at by a troll
C ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi
C had their computer crash
C pissed off an IdleRPG administrator
C was audited by the IRS
C ate some strange mushrooms
C got harassed by an elf
C got lost in the woods
C misplaced their map
C broke their compass
C lost their glasses
C walked face-first into a tree
C stepped on a rake
G found a pair of earrings
G found a fairy fountain
G caught a unicorn
G discovered a secret, underground passage
G was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly
G discovered caffeinated coffee
G was blessed by Ion and grew an extra hand
G was blessed by Ion and grew an extra leg
G was blessed by Ion and grew an extra heart
G was blessed by Ion and grew an extra head
G found a kitten
G found a puppy
G found a new animal companion
G found a leprechaun
G learned Perl
G found an exploit in the IdleRPG code
G found an exploit in SkipIRC
G found a tax loophole
G tamed a wild horse
G tamed a wild donkey
G tamed a wild dragon
G tamed a wild squirrel
G found a one-time-use spell of quickness
G ate some strange mushrooms
G found their computer was blessed by WAN
G bribed an IdleRPG administrator
G joined GAW
G invented the wheel
G gained a sixth sense
G has been blessed by WAN
G had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy
G was kissed by a citizen of Hy-Brasil
G found their way out of the Place Where Trees Grow in a Disorderly Fashion
G was bitten by a radioactive spider
Q2 225 415 280 460 lay waste to the Towers of Ankh-Allor, wherein lies the terrible sorceror Croocq
Q1 locate the centuries-lost tomes of the grim prophet Haplashak Mhadhu
Q2 400 475 480 380 explore and chart the dark lands of T'rnalvph
Q1 locate the ancient writings of Ahmo, prophet of the blind god Io, namely his last and hidden work, Time as Deity, thought to answer all of mankind's greater wonders
Q2 290 65 325 270 slay the great and horrible troll, Dokt'r Wiii
Q2 480 415 325 270 return the stolen relics of Iao-Sabao to the city of Velvragh, quieting the religious riot that has sprung up from their loss
Q2 70 315 325 270 guard the secret passage to Bharash until the full moon has passed, and the evil returned to its resting place
Q2 50 350 325 270 destroy the bandits terrorizing the roads passing through the Great Shahlil mountains
Q1 locate and destroy the immensely powerful Eyeless Amulet of the evil sorceress, Ankh B'loht
Q2 167 458 325 270 rescue the beautiful princess Juliet from the grasp of the beast Grabthul
Q1 locate the herbs and brew the elixir to rid the realm of the Normonic Plague
Q2 160 480 160 380 hunt down the over-abundance of mountain wolves that are slaying the regions' cows
Q2 35 40 325 270 assassinate the general, Ronald Ashur, of the invading army of Denmark
Q2 235 125 430 60 setup a trade route through the mountains to the neighboring land of Qwok and arrange correspondence with their leader, Cuincey-Love Vikk'l
Q2 155 155 325 270 live among and learn the ancient magick of the tribe of pygmie people, the Jow Botzi
Q2 70 125 170 100 kill the resurrected Jow Botzian zombies produced by a young wizard's wayward spell
Q1 worship the sacred Crow until such time as he is satiated