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Conversation with SCP-5000-Omega-62
For the purposes of this, SCP-5000-Omega-62 was drawn down into the metaphysical funnel, inhabiting a sentient computer structure that could conduct simple conversation. This method was deemed to have the least chance of complete pataphysical failure.
Dr. Sinclair: You're dying.
5000-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]
Dr. Sinclair: Why?
5000-Omega-62: [DENY]
Dr. Sinclair: You don't know?
5000-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]
Dr. Sinclair: How many are dead?
5000-Omega-62: [LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND]
5000-Omega-62: [MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND]
5000-Omega-62: [NOTABLE EVENT]
Dr. Sinclair: You mean… the world knows about the deaths?
5000-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]
Dr. Sinclair: Can you show me?
5000-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]
(Dr. Sinclair abruptly collapses, before rising three minutes later. She lurches to a desk, and vomits what appears to be a pixelated mass onto a keyboard. This generates the following text.)
THOUSHANDS DEAD IN CONNECTION WTTH WRITHING WEBSIT
IMAGE CAUSED SEIZUERS IN HUNDRES OF USER SV IVSINT SUBREDDIT R/SCP
IMAGE SHOWED SCLUPTURE, HEAVILY DISTORETD
SITE SHTU DOWN
STIL DYING
IM NEXTONE OF YOU
ONE OFMANY
NOCANON
BUTTHE LIST
