Immature Face Wash

Author's note: Yes, this is a collab page. No, you're not allowed to edit it. It's only that way because I need to parent some other sandbox pages to this one.

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Item #: SCP-URMOMLMAO

Object Class: Noob

Special Containment Procedures: The object is classed as noob so it doesn't even need containment because it doesn't know how to escape so ha!

Description: It is very fat just like your mom and it is dumb. All it does is throw stinky papers at you but you can just

[DOCUMENT LOCKED]

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Iteration I
Iteration II
► Iteration III ◄
Anomaly Designation Change Notice

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Access SCiPNET Email? One (1) new message!

To: Senior Researcher Brio
From: O5-1
Subject: This document is being put on hold for now.

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If you feel drunk reading this, please read this when you wake up. It's not anything harmful, it just needs to be taken seriously.

We are observing your document in its current state, and we have locked it. Until we figure out what is going on, you cannot edit it.

Right now, it seems that there's a problem when it comes to documenting this specific anomaly. Due to this, we will be putting the document aside for the time being and investigate for any anomalous activity. We are doing this because you and former Senior Researcher Trill have both sent in extremely immature documents, and the likeliness of this happening is little to nothing considering the standards we set for our employees.

Please come to the interview room on the fourth floor of the facility at 4 PM. Trill is coming too.

See you then.