:root { --posX: calc(50% - 358px - 12rem); } /*--- Footnote Auto-counter --*/ #page-content { counter-reset: megacount; } /*--- Footnote Superscript Number --*/ .fnnum { display: inline-block; text-indent: calc(-1% - 0.1em); overflow: hidden; line-height: 83%; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; font-style: initial; color: transparent; position: relative; top: -0.25em; font-size: 82%; padding: .15em calc(.21em - 0.4px) .12em calc(.11em - 1px); margin-left: -0.06em; margin-right: -0.25em; counter-increment: megacount; user-select: none; } .fnnum::after { content: "" counter(megacount); color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C); } .fnnum:hover { text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; background-color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C); } .fnnum:hover::after { color: white; } /*--- Footnote Content Wrapper --*/ .fncon { position: absolute; right: calc(var(--posX) + 80px); line-height: 1.2; padding: 0.82rem; width: 10.3rem; background: white; border: 2px solid black; font-weight: initial; font-style: initial; text-align: initial; pointer-events: none; opacity: 0; transition: opacity 0.15s linear, right 0.3s cubic-bezier(.08,.72,.5,.94); z-index: 9; } .fnnum:hover + .fncon { opacity: 1; right: var(--posX); } .fncon::before { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; transform: translateX(-52%) translateY(-55%) scale(1.15); background-color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C); color: white; content: counter(megacount); font-size: initial; font-weight: bold; font-style: initial; padding-left: 0.32em; padding-right: 0.32em; padding-top: 0.18rem; padding-bottom: 0.08rem; } /*--- Mobile Query --*/ @media only screen and (max-width: 1279px) { .fncon { position: fixed; bottom: 1.3rem; left: calc(11% - 50px); width: 70%; transition: opacity 0.15s linear, left 0.3s cubic-bezier(.08,.72,.5,.94); } .fnnum:hover + .fncon { left: 11%; } }
:root { --timeScale: 1; --timeDelay: 0s; } /* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: none!important; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { position: absolute; content: " "; width: 100%; height: 0.5rem; background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); transform: translateY(-0.74rem); } /* DIVIDER */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { animation-name: divider; animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CLASSIFIED LEVEL BARS */ div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } /* TOP TEXT */ div.top-left-box, div.top-right-box { clip-path: polygon( 0% -50%, 150% -50%, 150% 100%, 0% 100%); } div.top-left-box > *, div.top-right-box > * { position: relative; animation-name: bottomup; animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */ div.text-part > * { clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%); animation-name: expand2; animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-name: expand1; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after { animation-name: iconslide; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* BOTTOM TEXT */ div.main-class > *, div.disrupt-class > *, div.risk-class > * { animation-name: flowIn; animation-duration: calc(0.42s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* DIAMOND */ div.arrows { animation-name: arrowspin; animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.quadrants > * { animation-name: fade; animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon { animation-name: nodegrow; animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.diamond-part { clip-path: polygon( -10% 0.37%, 120% 0.37%, 120% 100%, -10% 100%); animation-name: diamondBorder; animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; will-change: box-shadow; } /* MOBILE QUERY */ @media (max-width: 480px ) { .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { display:none; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important; } div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar-mobile; animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } } /*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/ @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; } } /*-------------------------*/ @keyframes divider { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar-mobile { from { max-height: 0%; } to { max-height: 100%; } } @keyframes bottomup { from { top: 100px; } to { top: 0; } } @keyframes expand1 { from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);} to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);} } @keyframes iconslide { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);} to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);} } @keyframes expand2 { from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;} to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;} } @keyframes fade { from { opacity: 0;} to { opacity: 1;} } @keyframes flowIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } } @keyframes arrowspin { from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); } to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); } } @keyframes nodegrow { from { transform: scale(0);} to { transform: scale(1);} } @keyframes diamondBorder { from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } }
Color Meanings:
- Red: Abandoned
- Dark Red: Abandoned immediately
- Purple: Possibly going to be fixed or remade after being abandoned
- Blue: Being worked on
- Gray: Unknown
- Green: Published
Idea #1: Changes Google search results to make no sense, and can spread to other people when talked about, before killing them.
Idea #2: A house that appears completely different on the inside for everyone that enters it, although it looks the same on the outside no matter how big or small its interior is.
Idea #3: A website that tells people when they'll going to die, which is always close to the date they use the site on. Every death caused by the site is non-anomalous.
Idea #4: A strange elevator that travels anywhere a person wants to go, if that specific building has an elevator.
Idea #5: An entity(?) that causes everything written about it to not exist, and will remove memories of it ever being written down.
Idea #5.1: A thing that deletes anything attached to itself.
Idea #6: A pizza place franchise that, once visited, will make every other pizza taste horrible to the specific person.
Idea #7: A constantly changing SCP with several different versions.
Idea #8: An island that doesn't actually exist, but everyone who knows about it has very fond memories of it.
Idea #9: A storm that completely destroys a single town.
Idea #10: A species of cockroach that grow to giant sizes when left alone.
Idea #11: A marker that animates anything that someone writes a face on.
Idea #12: A tree that, when somebody climbs into their leaves, will enter a large "tree maze."
Idea #13: A Discord server that feels real, but isn't actually.
Idea #14: A lake that slowly grows bigger over time.
Idea #15: A Powerpoint presentation with images of disturbing events that makes people feel better after viewing them. The slides cannot be changed.
Idea #16: When someone asks "how" to someone else, the other person will respond with an answer whether or not they know what they're talking about.
Idea #17: A box full of memories of individuals from a specific town that appears after they die.
SCP-7222: The Real Question Is How?
Item #: SCP-7222
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: (How do you contain the word "how"?)
Description: SCP-7222 is an anomaly that exists when someone asks a question, starting with the word "how," to another person. After a moment, the receiver of the question will answer with accurate information, despite whether or not the receiver knows the answer.
SCP-7900: In Memoriam
Item #: SCP-7900
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation personnel are to watch ██████ for anyone who dies, and find their home location to take away the box that appears for them. Any bystander to notice the box appear is to be amnesticized.
Description: SCP-7900 is an event that occurs specific to the town of ██████, Indiana. Whenever an individual who lives in ██████ dies, whether they moved here or was born here, a cardboard box, whose size depends on how old the individual was, will appear outside their house instantly after their death. People born in ██████ who moved away do not experience the event when dying.
SCP-7900-X is the designation given to the boxes that appear after the individual's death. The only anomalous activity reported from any SCP-7900-X instance has been the length of the tapes. The Foundation currently has 74 SCP-7900-X instances in storage.
The first recorded period of SCP-7900 occurring was in 199█, when Alexander ██████████ suddenly died from cardiac arrest while with his wife and son. When they headed home, they found a box full of 84 VHS tapes, each one labelled by how old he was, starting with the day of the labelled year's birthday, and ending the day before the next year's birthday, at exactly 11:59 PM. The Foundation learned about the event due to the town talking about it, and amnesticized everyone who had heard of the event, including Alexander's family, and took the box to Site-26 to study.
SCP-7900-44
Date of Event: 08/29/20██
Mary █████ had a miscarriage while eight months pregnant. Mary and her husband, Patrick, had wanted to name the child Jonas after discovering it was a boy.
SCP-7900-44 showed up in the mail a day later as a small package with no return address. The package contained a single VHS tape, labelled "Jonas," which showed the inside of the womb from the unborn child's eyes.
SCP-7900-60
Date of Event: 01/12/20██
put stuff here later
Ideas that can't become SCPs unless I can think of something good for them. Log of Anomalous Items (and Log of Extranormal Events) but just for me, I suppose. This page is also for funny ideas.
Strange Items
Item Description: An unknown species of banana that, when peeled, reveals an unpeeled banana underneath.
Date of Recovery: 09/16/19██
Location of Recovery: ███████, Kansas
Comments: Dr. ██████ bit into one of the bananas, and felt full for the entire time until the banana left his body, which made him feel incredibly hungry as he had not eaten since biting into the banana.
Item Description: A cardboard box that weighs about 250 grams, and is two feet tall. It is unknown if the box is anomalous.
Date of Recovery: Yesterday, I think?
Location of Recovery: Honestly, nobody remembers.
Really? It's a regular cardboard box. There's nothing special about it. -Agent…????
Who wrote down the last note? -Dr. ██████
I dunno. -Agent █████████
Item Description: A tape recorder from 19██ that, between 12:00 and 12:30 AM, floats in the air for five to eleven minutes. The only person to have witnessed this is Dr. ██████, who said they saw it when all of the security cameras went out one day.
Date of Recovery: 04/██/20██
Location of Recovery: ██████, Philippines
Comments: This is stupid. Anything can be put here if someone says it's done something. -Junior Researcher ████
Item Description: A pair of glasses, worn by Junior Researcher ████, that lets him see five seconds into the future. Supposedly.
Date of Recovery: N/A
Location of Recovery: Site-██
Comments: See? -Junior Researcher ████
Item Description: A highlighter advertised with the colors black, purple, and "eight". When covering black text entirely with either the black or purple colors, the color of the text will invert to white. When covering black text entirely with "eight," the text will convert to just the number eight, matching the length of the original text.
888 88 88888888 888888888
888888 88 88888888 88888 8888888
Comments: Okay, who was messing around with the highlighter? -Researcher ████████
Item Description: A pair of glasses that will fit the prescription of whoever's wearing them (if they have glasses already), but only from the times 6 AM to 8 PM.
Date of Recovery: 08/16/██
Location of Recovery: Seattle, Washington
Comments: The glasses were tested on five Foundation personnel: four of which who wore glasses, and one who didn't, and the four who had glasses said it was the best pair they'd ever worn. The fifth person was disappointed.
I guess you could say these glasses are recommended by four out of five doctors. -Dr. █████
Item Description: A porcelain doll that only talks to people when they're alone.
Date of Recovery: 06/11/██
Location of Recovery: ███████, █████
This doll is really creepy. I feel like shoving it into a box and leaving it somewhere in a storage warehouse is a good idea. -Researcher ███████
I agree. Last night, I was finishing up some work and entered the wrong room. The one with the doll in it. It looked right at me and said, 'fancy seeing you here tonight.' I have never left a room so fast. -Dr. █████
Strange Events
Event Description: Seventeen people between the ages of 21 and 31 were dragged up to the clouds by beams of light before disappearing.
Date of Occurrence: 04/1█/██
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Comments: [DATA CORRUPTED]
Event Description: Every numbered list in town, no matter how it was made, was changed to say nothing but "1. Don't."
Date of Occurrence: 08/11/██
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Comments: Whatever did this didn't want us to do anything. -Researcher ██████
SCP-7010: Corrupted Results
Item #: SCP-7010
Object Class: Keter
(Archived) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7010 is currently unable to be contained.
Special Containment Procedures: (PUT CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES HERE)
Description: SCP-7010 is an anomalous program that changes the text on the page of Google search results. SCP-7010 doesn't appear consistently in search results. When viewed by a single individual, they will become an instance of SCP-7010-1. Physical symptoms that occur in all SCP-7010-1 instances are:
- Headaches
- Difficulty to think
- Blurry sight
SCP-7010 was created by Mark ████████, who created it three years prior to the Foundation discovering it. He created the program, then managed to connect it to the Google servers to occasionally affect a random computer at a random time.
When an SCP-7010-1 instance is using Google, all search results will have contradicting information, or in most cases, gibberish displayed in the search results. When an SCP-7010-1 instance talks to someone who isn't a -1 instance, they will convert the other person into a -1 instance. The other known way of SCP-7010 being spread around is by posting about it online, which can result in a mass conversion (an entire group of people becoming SCP-7010-1 instances). Up to 24 hours after conversion, every SCP-7010-1 instance will suddenly become braindead.
After infecting someone, SCP-7010 stays dormant until 100 or more people become converted into SCP-7010-1. After the converting has slowed enough, the -1 instances will not be able to infect anyone else, and will all die in 24 hours after further conversion is impossible.
The only known way of reversing the effects of SCP-7010 is by using amnestics. SCP-7010 can be spread by random searches on Google. All Foundation personnel are forbidden from using Google for any purpose other than SCP-7010 testing. As of 03/11/██, using Google at all is not allowed. (See Addendum-7010-3)
Addendum 7010-1: Discovery
On 11/18/██, over 1,000 people were infected by SCP-7010, after one user on Reddit posted on the subreddit r/██████ that their search results were odd, including an image showing search results on Google depicting SCP-7010.
The Foundation was alerted to the existence of SCP-7010 on 11/23/██, after the whole subreddit had been affected. Foundation agents ordered the moderators to private the subreddit temporarily until the situation could be handled. On 11/24/██, every SCP-7010-1 instance that was part of the subreddit all died suddenly.
Addendum 7010-2
Interviewed: Mark ████████
Interviewer: Dr. Andrews
<Begin Log>
Dr. Andrews: Hello, Mark.
Mark ████████: Hello, Dr. Andrews.
Dr. Andrews: Let's just get this started. You know what you're here for, correct?
Mark ████████: I'm here about the program I created, right?
Dr. Andrews: Yes. Are you aware that your program has resulted in the deaths of thousands of people?
Mark ████████: Thousands? My intention with making the program wasn't to kill anyone, it was to help improve people's experience with Google!
Dr. Andrews: Were you working with Google?
Mark ████████: Yeah, I had a job with them. They fired me after I created the program, saying it was too dangerous. I suppose they were right.
Dr. Andrews: How do you think the program obtained the ability to kill?
Mark ████████: I honestly don't know. I don't remember making anything even close to achieving what it's doing now. Maybe there was an error in the code.
Dr. Andrews: Actually, we're thinking that someone affected the code to make it affect people.
Mark ████████: That could be the case. It could be someone related to it or just an evil person. I'm pretty sure the code was good when I was making the program, though.
Dr. Andrews: So, since you were the one to work on the program, is there any way of stopping it?
Mark ████████: There isn't, not that I know of. Shutting down Google could be one way, however.
Dr. Andrews: Thank you for answering my questions. That's all I have.
<End Log>
Test Log 1
Instructions: D-1018 and D-2355 were told to search up random topics together until finding SCP-7010.
Results: They did find SCP-7010, but neither of them became an SCP-7010-1 instance.
Test Log 2
Instructions: D-1018 was told to search up specific topics on Google until noticing anything strange occurring.
Results: While searching for information about the Bermuda Triangle, on page 2 of the search results, D-1018 reported that the website's names "weren't making any sense." D-1018 was given Class A amnestics and escorted out of the chamber.
Test Log 3
Instructions: D-6144 was told to search up one topic and go down each page until finding SCP-7010.
Results: D-6144 scrolled through 50 pages of search results, but did not find SCP-7010.
Test Log 4
Instructions: D-1018 was told to search up various topics until finding SCP-7010, and then explain it to D-6144.
Results: D-1018 told D-6144 the details of the page, while also reading the search results. Both D-1018 and D-6144 became SCP-7010-1 instances and were amnesticized.
Test Log 5
Instructions: D-2355 was told to search up various topics until finding SCP-7010, and then type the details in a document.
Results: D-2355 did as instructed, and typed what they found in a document. D-6144 read the document, but still became an SCP-7010-1 instance. Both D-2355 and D-6144 were amnesticized.
Test Log 6
Instructions: D-2355 was told to search up various topics until finding SCP-7010, and then write the details on a piece of paper.
Results: D-2355 did as instructed, and D-1018 was told to read the paper. They did not become an SCP-7010-1 instance.
Test Log 7
Instructions: D-2355 was instructed to talk about SCP-7010 to a group of people while not being an SCP-7010-1 instance.
Results: D-2355 had been infected hours earlier and caused an SCP-7010-1 outbreak. It spread far enough to affect over 200 Foundation personnel before brain activity suddenly ceased in every SCP-7010-1 instance at Site-██. Further testing is prohibited.
SCP-7992: Where Are You Headed?
Item #: SCP-7992
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7992 is to be monitored in its current location and three security personnel are to be surrounding the elevator entrance at all times.
Description: SCP-7992 is a basic elevator with no distinguishable features besides having no buttons. When an individual enters the elevator alone, the elevator will transport them to the last place they thought of, provided it's a real location. Trying to travel to a fictional location has not worked, and the elevator has instead chosen a random location at any place in the world with an elevator. Despite its anomalous properties, travelling to a certain floor at the current location is still possible without teleporting, and doing so will make it act like a regular elevator.
When travelling somewhere, the elevator swaps locations with an elevator in the location it's travelling to. If one person enters a regular elevator and another person enters SCP-7992, the elevators will swap, and the regular elevator will end up at the location SCP-7992 was previously in. If two people enter SCP-7992, They will both travel to the location that one person chooses. Until the person who chose the location leaves, the elevator will not work.
When travelling somewhere, it goes as fast as a regular elevator, and so it's not recommended to travel across the world, as anyone inside will be stuck for days, possibly even weeks, depending on what location was chosen. Opening the doors while travelling does not seem to be possible, no matter how much force is used.
SCP-7751: Write This Down Before I Forget
Item #: SCP-7751
Object Class: Unknown
Special Containment Procedures: Working on it.
Description: Working on it.
If used in the wrong way, THE AN0MALY can be incredibly dangerous.
This is a list of personnel assigned to testing SCP-7751. (Note: Some of the listed personnel may not exist.)
Name: Dr. Salazar
Assignment: Interviewing the Class-D's after each test.
Workplace Issues: None reported.
Status: Doesn't exist.It is possible that Dr. Salazar and Researcher Addison were fake names assigned to SCP-7751 as jokes..
Name: Researcher Keitch
Assignment: Document SCP-7751 with Researcher Addison.
Workplace Issues: None reported.
Status: Alive.
Name: Researcher Addison
Assignment: Document SCP-7751 with Researcher Keitch.
Workplace Issues: Caused several containment breaches of SCPs in the past.
Status: Doesn't exist.
Current Draft
Discussion
05/16/██
████████ Addison: What keeps happening to the article? I swear I've written it like ten times now, but it keeps getting deleted. Keitch, are you playing a prank on me? [05/16/██, 08:46 AM]
█████ Keitch: I'm not playing a prank on you. I think I've figured out a solution to our problem, though. I'll put a link to what I'm talking about. [05/16/██, 9:02 AM]
█████ Keitch:Every time we use the number, it deletes the article, right? So, here's my idea: what if we use a substitute? [05/16/██, 9:09 AM]
████████ Addison: Did you really need to put that in a link? Seems like a waste of time. [05/16/██, 9:15 AM]
█████ Keitch: What do you think of the idea? [05/16/██, 9:19 AM]
████████ Addison: Your idea's fine. But what would we use as a substitute, anyways? "Anomaly?" [05/16/██, 9:27 AM]
█████ Keitch: Maybe. I'll try it. [05/16/██, 9:31 AM]
██████ Salazar: We need to write this article now, you two. Hurry up and get the problem solved! [05/16/██, 9:34 AM]
████████ Addison: You know what? I'll just research this on my own. Good luck to you both. [05/16/██, 1:18 PM]
█████ Keitch: I think I may have figured out a possible solution to what substitute to use. [05/16/██, 3:39 PM]
██████ Salazar: What is it? [05/16/██, 3:43 PM]
█████ Keitch: "THE AN0MALY." [05/16/██, 3:45 PM]
██████ Salazar: Maybe it'll work. Maybe it won't. We could try it. [05/16/██, 3:50 PM]
05/17/██
██████ Salazar: I've convinced them to give us more time on THE AN0MALY. Let's just try to finish up today. [05/17/██, 08:14 AM]
█████ Keitch: Alright. I'll do my best to hurry up. [05/17/██, 8:17 AM]
██████ Salazar: █████, did you finish writing it? I'm heading home. [05/17/██, 11:18 PM]
█████ Keitch: Still got a bit left. I'll finish it tomorrow. **[05/17/██, 11:22 PM]
05/18/██
██████ Salazar: Hopefully you'll get the article finished today, right? [05/18/██, 10:14 AM]
█████ Keitch: I have a lot of stuff to get done first, but I'll make sure to finish it when I can. [05/18/██, 10:16 AM]
██████ Salazar: Alright. [05/18/██, 10:17 AM]
█████ Keitch: I got it finished. I'm gonna get out of here now. [05/18/██, 11:54 PM]
05/19/██
██████ Salazar: Good job. I have to stay for a few hours. Tons of work to do. [05/19/██, 12:00 AM]
█████ Keitch: ██████, did you get out of the Site? [05/19/██, 3:05 AM]
█████ Keitch: I guess not. [05/19/██, 3:38 AM]
I have evidence that Addison was real, and here it is. -Researcher Keitch
From: [REDACTED].[REDACTED] remembers sending this email, but doesn't remember the person they sent it to.
To: ████████ Addison.This name can not be found in the Foundation personnel database.
Subject: Demotion
After testing SCP-████ on your own, we've decided to demote you. Just because you work with dangerous SCPs doesn't mean you can do unauthorized testing with them. If you do it again, you will be terminated.
SCP-7195: Inconsistent
Special Containment Procedures:.How to contain the anomaly. SCP-7195 is to be observed by several Foundation personnel to discover its anomalous effects.If non-anomalous, this document will be deleted..
Description:.Description of the anomaly. SCP-7195 is a regular cardboard box, weighing about 250 grams, and being 2 feet tall. Researchers are unsure if the box is anomalous, but are investigating to see if it is.
This feels like a huge waste of time..It is not. -Researcher █████
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Special Containment.C Procedures: SCP-7195 is to be contained in a 2x2x5.Rectangle. meter glass box to ensure that it can be watched for any future anomalous effects.
Description: SCP-7195 is a laptop that's always poweE6283C on without anything connected to it. SCP-7195 can stay on forever.Until the end of time. without dying, despite regular laptops needing to be charged after about a day or so of use.How much does it weigh?.
On 12/14/██, SCP-7195 floated a meter.5 kilograms. into the air before slowly lowering back down.
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7195 is contained in a 3x3x3 meter box, and is to never be let out of its chamber, no matter what it tells anyone.
Description: SCP-7195 is a Caucasian human, around 20 to 30 years old, whose presence makes people feel uncomfortable when seen directly in any media: videos, photos, text, etc.
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SCP-7422: Best Pizza In The World
Item #: SCP-7422
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-7422 is to be guarded by two security personnel at all times. Nobody is allowed inside.
Description: SCP-7422 is a pizza place on the corner of █████ St. and ████ Rd. It closely resembles ███████'s Pizza.
When someone enters SCP-7422, they will see people working at the restaurant. Someone looking in from the outside who has never entered the restaurant will see that people currently ordering are talking to nobody.
People who have entered SCP-7422 will be encouraged by the employees to try their pizza. They give it for free instead of having the person buy the pizza. The person will believe
SCP-7280: Attack Of The Giant Cockroaches
Item #: SCP-7280
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: (Nothing here.)
Description: SCP-7280 is a species of cockroach similar to periplaneta americana, although no instances of SCP-7280 were reported prior to 19██. When ignored for several weeks, they will grow big enough to destroy a house.
SCP-7994: God's Decision
Item #: SCP-7994
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: (Nothing here.)
Description: SCP-7994 is a storm that will appear at random, approximately 5 kilometers away from the targeted town, which will approach the target over a span of 6-24 hours. Anyone who hasn't left the town by the time the storm arrives will be killed. The targets, 7994-1 to 7994-28, have nothing in common and are chosen seemingly at random by SCP-7994.
Addendum 7994-1: SCP-7994-24 Resident Interview Log
Interviewed: James █████
Interviewer: Dr. Sand
<Begin Log>
Dr. Sand: Hello, James █████.
James █████: Mind explaining to me why I'm here?
Dr. Sand: Do you remember living in █████████, Montana?
James █████: Oh, █████████. I remember that place well. I can't believe that storm destroyed…everything…
Dr. Sand: That's why you're here. We hoped you would tell us about the storm.
James █████: Okay, so, it was a clear day when the storm appeared, right? There was nothing in the sky. It was like, all of a sudden, God hated us for living there. One moment, it's just silence, and then the next there's a giant tornado-looking storm in the sky, a couple miles away but really huge.
Dr. Sand: How long did it take to reach █████████?
James █████: It took a day, I think? Maybe a bit less. Everyone was panicking and trying to get out of town. I managed to get out of town just in time. I could hear the houses being ripped apart as I was driving. I was too afraid to look back to see what was happening. I just kept driving.
Dr. Sand: Do you know if anyone survived the storm?
James █████: No. I went down a straight road that led in and out of town. Stopped about halfway down after everything seemed to calm down. Nobody drove past me from the direction of █████████.
Dr. Sand: Thank you for your time.
<End Log>






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