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Description: A kitchen of average make and size, attached to an Italian fine dining restaurant. Any dishes listed as 'vegetarian' on the menu will spontaneously partially transform into meat, even in cases where the corresponding non vegetarian dish would not have contained meat.
Date of Containment: 2017-05-01
Location: Jamestown, NY, USA
Security Protocol: The restaurant was purchased and is currently used as a Foundation front and fundraiser. The word 'vegetarian' on the menu has been replaced with all capital letters, with the exception of a lower case letter 'L' to simulate a capital I.
Description: A hotel. Sounds generated in rooms repeat exactly 871 days later.
Date of Containment: 1956-12-23
Location: Rooms 331-338, Apex Hotel, Cairo
Security Protocol: Site purchased. Unaffected rooms used as accommodation for visiting agents.
Description: Kydatogorsk is a nonexistant town in the Ural mountains. It appears in encyclopedias and travelogues, and under questioning the authors recall writing the descriptions but not researching or visiting the area. It is shown on geological and topographic maps, but not satellite images.
Date of Containment: Partial containment since 1976
Location: Documents of the region
Security Protocol: Agents placed in publishing companies. Anti-memetic strategies under consideration.
Description: A swingset that, when sat on by a subject 8 years old or older, will teleport to the surface of Titan (the largest moon of Saturn) for 4 seconds. All items said subject is carrying (including other humans) will be teleported along with the subject. However, if the subject is not in contact with the swingset after 4 seconds, only the swingset will return. If another subject sits on the swingset while it is on Titan, said subject will return along with the swingset. The transit takes approximately 1.2 to 1.3 hours, due to it occuring at light speed. However, the transit will appear instantaneous to the passenger(s).
Date of Containment: 1981-07-13
Location: Atacama Desert, Chile
Security Protocol: On May 1982, Site-34 was constructed around the location, and following multiple tests to ensure safe transit between Earth and Titan, the Foundation space project “Good Hope” was initiated on December of that year.
On July 1983, the first-generation Carrier Suits1(TC-G01) were completed and a manned mission to Titan was carried out with a crew of 3 personnel (Agent Johnson, D-63922, D-67451 on carrier) in order to collect data on the surrounding area. Following several more missions, a temporary pressurized base (Extraterrestrial Outpost-12) was constructed on the immediate area around the arrival location.
The Light Space Center logo
On October 1985, the second-generation Carrier Suits2(TC-G02) were completed and the construction of a permanent Site on Titan was initiated following Ethics Committee approval. Meanwhile, Site-34 was expanded and renamed as the Sophia Light Space Center (LSC), and currently functions as a hub for other space missions and research projects.
The permanent base (designated Site-72) was completed 6 years later on October 1991. Site-72 currently functions as a center for research and Outer Solar System exploration. As of this time, Site-72 houses approximately 1,300 personnel and a total of ██ exploration missions have been conducted from Site-72.
On March 2008, a proposal to enlarge Site-72 for use as a last resort facility to evacuate civilians during a possible future XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario has been approved by RAISA and the Ethics Committee. The construction process is currently ongoing and is expected to be completed by 2033.
Description: Not a shed that is not located within Michigan that does not have some memetic effect that only allows it to be described in falsehoods.
Date of Containment: Totally not 3/6/2012
Location: Definitely not ████████, Michigan
Security Protocol: The location in question has not been purchased by Foundation operatives and is not currently used to store low priority anomalous objects.
Note: This totally wasn't frustrating to write about -Dr. Smith
Description: A small portion of the ground in a concrete parking lot where entities resembling spotted garden eels sporadically emerge from multiple holes in the ground.
The entities behave as if they are sumberged in a viscous substance similar to water, and demanifest when their entire body enters back into the hole they emerged from.
The entities are able to consume various metals, and appear to favor a diet of metal over that of plankton.
If a hole is filled or blocked, another hole will appear in its vicinity via unknown means.
Date of Containment: 2019-07-07
Location: Parking lot in Site-19 Facility 23
Security Protocol: Due to its location, security protocol is unnecessary at this time. The entities are being fed daily by employees.
Description: There is a cat.
Date of Containment: 2003-01-28
Location: [REDACTED] Island, Titan
Security Protocol: Due to the remote nature of the anomaly, no action is necessary at this time.
Description: A large area situated between floors 3 and 53 of the ████ hospital in Daejeon, South Korea. Currently, the only known means of accessing the location is by activating all buttons simultaneously in any of the elevators in said hospital. Altitude comparisons between floors 3 and 5 suggest that the area is located in an extra-dimensional location.
The inner structure of the location does not match the floor plans of the hospital, however the exterior dimensions of the area are consistent with the external hospital building. The interior is composed of three separate concentric sections, forming layers within each other. Each section will be referred to as Layer 1 through Layer 3, going from the outer layer to the center, for ease of documentation.
Layer 1: The walls of Layer 1 are coated thinly with a viscous, translucent white organic liquid, including the outer surfaces of the elevator doors. Genetic material matching that of multiple apian species have been recovered from the substance.
The floor and ceiling are composed of an anomalous dark gray beeswax-titanium alloy that has shown to be completely bulletproof. The walls are made of concrete and are in a slightly damaged state. However, small amounts of apian DNA has been recovered from dust samples.
Layer 1 is completely devoid of furniture, and the only sources of light are dim fluorescent lights placed along the top of the walls. The lights are presumably powered by an anomalous source.
The walls bordering Layer 2 have 17 entrances leading to the inside.
Layer 2: The floor and ceiling of Layer 2 is composed of another different beeswax-titanium alloy that emits a dim, irregularly pulsating yellow-tinted light via unknown means. Spectrometric analysis has confirmed that the EM spectrum of the light emitted from the alloy matches no stable element or compound that occurs naturally, though it is possible to replicate the spectrum via synthetic molecules.
The walls of Layer 2 are composed of concrete painted white with chalk-based paint. Depictions of bees and wasps in various sizes and styles are present on the surface of the walls. The pictures have shown to be non-anomalous in nature.
A total of 17 plastic benches are present along the inner wall of Layer 2. The benches are composed of non-anomalous PVC plastic, though the outside of their surfaces are coated with a different, slightly less viscous organic liquid similar to those coating the walls of Layer 1. The benches are approximately 2 meters wide with small protrusions, presumably used as tables, on either side. The benches possess multiple engravings in an unknown language, and a symbol resembling a bee is present in the center of the back panels. Notably, each bench engraving contains different text.
The inner wall of Layer 2 is cylindrical, unlike the outer wall bordering Layer 1. Two entrances are present on opposite sides of the wall leading into Layer 3.
Layer 3: Layer 3 is a large cylindrical room located in the center of the area. It is illuminated only by a single bright spotlight attached to the center of the ceiling. The ceiling of Layer 3 is placed significantly higher than the average ceiling height of the hospital, and appears to be a hollow hemispherical dome.
The walls, floor, and ceiling of Layer 3 are entirely covered in a dark red velvet-like cloth. Analysis of samples revealed that the material used in the cloth is both genetically and structurally identical to the hair of a honeybee.
In the center of Layer 3 is a smooth white cylindrical pedestal composed of a different beeswax-titanium alloy. A single non-anomalous corpse of a honeybee is present on the top of the pedestal, illuminated by the light above it.
Date of Containment: 2013-██-██
Location: ████ Hospital, Daejeon, South Korea
Security Protocol: Elevator software has been altered so that simultaneous activation of all buttons is impossible. An assigned embedded Foundation agent is on standby to monitor the surrounding area.
Description: An outdoor lavatory that whenever a person exits All Star by Smash Mouth will begin playing from an unknown source.
Date of Containment: 2001-06-21
Location: ██████, CA, USA
Security Protocol: None: see note.
Note: Due to swampland making it difficult to travel the surrounding area any security protocol has been deemed unnecessary.
Description: A circular area spanning approximately 3 square kilometers in the Atacama Desert. Time inside the area seems to flow significantly faster than the outside. All outside objects that enter the area will start to age rapidly. However, the ground itself and the organisms already present inside the area seem to be immune to this effect.
A civilian bus that entered the location prior to containment.
The location was discovered when the above photograph, along with the news of an identical bus going missing, started to circulate. Initial containment was achieved quickly, due to the recent breakthrough in visual amnestics technology that allowed the utilization and mass deployment of digital SVM4 images. Current security protocols were put to action after successful removal and replacement of all relevant information on the internet.
Date of Containment: 2019-01-02
Location: Atacama Desert, Chile
Security Protocol: Foundation agents are patrolling the area to deter any civilian attempts to enter.
Amendment: This location is currently being used as a testing site for prototype antimemetic shielding technology. Due to the remoteness and low danger of the area, it has been approved for this use.
Description: Conference room A-265 of Duke Energy Convention Center. Whenever anyone inside the room perceives textual, auditory, or visual representations of any element of any projects that British animator James Baxter participated in, they will point at it and repeat the words "JAAAAAMES BAXTER" for 2 minutes. (If the item in question is an article of clothing, the person wearing the clothing will be unaffected.)
Date of Containment: 2012-██-██
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
Security Protocol: The room has been sealed off. All persons beleived to have entered the room have been interviewed and, if necessary, amnesticized.
Description: A cavern where a continuous rain of 0.762cm per hour occurs. The rain has no source, but rather appears 0.5cm from the surface of the cave. No clouds are in the cave. The cavern is a solutional cave spacious enough to allow for upright walking. It extends for five kilometers. The cavern is flooded by water at a depth of approximately 5cm. Inspite of the unceasing precipitation, the water never increases in depth, nor does it ever subside. No source for the water or rain has been discovered.
Date of Containment: 2006-06-30
Location: ██████████████ Forest, ██°██′██″N ██°██′██″W
Security Protocol: The site is secured by chain link fencing, and has a constant security patrol of at least two guards. The fence has signage indicating the area is restricted by penalty of federal law. At least one research scientist team is on site during operational hours.
Description: An area of approximately 69 square kilometers where electronic devices automatically download and play "Never Gonna Give You Up" if possible, while posting on all social medias a post with the quote "Vote Rick Astley for president to make music great again".
Date of Containment: ██08-█2-11
Location: Amazon Rainforest, Brazil
Security Protocol: Personnel are to monitor the internet for any posts related to this movement. Misinformation campaigns are to state this anomaly as a "meme". Area is to be monitored for signs of humans, and any found civilians are to be amnesticized and/or removed with the appropriate cover story.
Note: What is this? Is this some Gamers against Weed prank?- Dr. L████
Description: A playground where the climbing area changes from a firetruck to an ambulance to a train engine to a space ship in random patterns every day.
Date of Containment: 2002-06-27
Location: Playground in Revere, MA, USA
Security Protocol: Playground equipment replaced with non-anomalous firetruck playing equipment. Anomalous equipment placed in low-tier anomaly storage at Site-██.
Description:
Archived photo of UE-412320
A small file storage room in the basement area of an office building. Subjects spending time inside often report the feeling of warmth and sunlight on skin, despite the lack of any windows to allow natural sunlight in. If not directly observed, any liquid placed in a cup while inside UE-412320 will transmute into non-anomalous cafe latte. Attempts to visually record UE-412320 result in images of a large break room overlooking a cityscape. The images produced always depict a sunlit room regardless of actual time of day, and no subjects can be observed.
Date of Containment: 2017-12-10
Location: ██████, Guangdong, China
Security Protocol: Several floors of the building have been acquired by the Foundation for use as offices and staging area for local investigations.
Description: A cyan-colored phone booth. When entered by a human subject, said subject will demanifest and remanifest after approximately 2 hours. Upon re-manifestation, the subject will proceed to use the phone booth as if no time has passed.
Date of Containment: 2018-07-08
Location: Seoul, Republic of Korea
Security Protocol: The phone booth has been dismantled, and the location is being inspected for further anomalies.
Description: A seven by three kilometer stretch of land, in which all members of the Felis Catus (cat) family change to the Calico Breed. This is reversed when the cat is removed.
Date of Containment: 4-12-20██
Location: Cape May, New Jersey, USA
Security Protocol: An electric fence has been constructed around the area. Armed guards are to circle the area, to prevent unauthorized entry.
Description: A large metal plate fixed to the surface of the moon. The text “Cute Rock in the Sky” is present on the plate.
Apollo 13 was planned to investigate this location as a part of their mission. However, due to an anomalous influence by an unknown force, the mission was aborted and the vessel was forced to return. The incident was covered up as an oxygen leak, and all associated personnel were amnesticized.
Date of Containment: ████-██-██
Location: Apollo 13 proposed landing site
Security Protocol: The location is to be expunged on photographs. No further action is to take place.
Description: A five (5) story building with a glass exterior. Despite being entirely dry and otherwise non-anomalous, the building appears to be a large aquarium containing several sentient aquatic life from the outside.
Date of Containment: ████-██-██
Location: Kyoto, Japan
Security Protocol: The building has been covered with a cloth and is currently functioning as a Foundation outpost.
Description: A forest in Savannah, Georgia that plays the subject's favorite song from an unidentified location. If the subject does not have a favorite song the subject will hear roars, car crashes, and static.
Date of Containment: 4-23-2016
Location: █████, GA, USA
Security Protocol: The remoteness of this specific forest does not warrant buying and securing it, however any civilians going in or out of the forest are to be administered Class-B amnestics.
Note: Just because you think it would be a great horror house, Nathaniel, doesn't mean you need to order a cabin with the words "Keep out or else" written in blood. I don't care if it "scares away the pansies", you're on thin ice. -Site Director ████ ██████
Description: A house which makes everyone who enters it continually scream for at least 15 seconds.
Date of Containment: 2018-██-██
Location: Grants, ███ ██████, USA
Security Protocol: A 200 sq.ft. perimeter around the house is to be patrolled every 2 hours by at least 2 personnel.
Note: "AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHH!!" - Dr. ██████
Description: A two km grass field with five extremely over-sized fruits. each fruit has an average size of 18m. The fruits consist of a banana, an orange, two grapes, and a tomato.
Date of Containment: 2004-██-██
Location: ████, Kansas, USA
Security Protocol: Due to the fact that the fruits do not decompose, signs have been put up labeling it as an art exhibit. no roads or paths lead to the location making it very hard to get to. No further precautions have been taken.
Description: Location Description:1
Footnotes
1. Dr. ██████’s office where if any document is taken into the room, the text will be replaced with footnotes.
Date of Containment: Date of Containment:5
Location: Location:6
Security Protocol: Security Protocol:1
Footnotes
1. No documents are to be brung into Dr. ██████’s office
Description: A string of large English letters, that is constantly on fire despite the lack of atmosphere. It stands upright at 12m tall, and reads: "We apologize for the inconvenience"
Date of Containment: 2005-04-28
Location: An unnamed southern crater, Charon
Security Protocol: Due to its incredibly remote location, the only containment possible is the removal from potential telescope or satellite imagery.
Update 2015-██-██: NASA mission, New Horizons, had its transmitted data altered upon arrival at Earth.
Note: "Oh no, not again" - Dr. Adams, upon its discovery.
Description: Most details are classified since it regards CHS-01(See Anomalous Items)
Location where it was completed.
Madrigal Branch Base(?)
Cahill Facility.
Date of Containment: Unknown
Location: Undisclosed island, Off the coast of Ireland, Known as 'The Gauntlet'
Security Protocol: Facility is only accessible by members of the Cahill Family.
Requires a fingerprint from each of the 5 branches(Lucian, Ekaterina, Tomas, Janus, Madrigal)
Note: Currently on full time lockdown. (Individual task force)
Description: Disclosed data: Gravity anomalies/Radiation/Undisclosed Bioweapons/New Viruses
Date of Containment: CLASSIFIED
Location: Undisclosed location, Pacific Ocean,Coordinates Unknown
Security Protocol: Max level clearance
Disclosed data: Infrared scanners, Motion detectors, Biometric keys, Max level encryptions, Armed Guards(Former mercenaries, SEAL Team 6, Delta Force, GIGN, Alpha Group, FSB)
Note: Currently on full lockdown
Description: A water tower off the side of █████ Highway with the words "Far love rules" emblazoned boldly on the side with red paint. Words cannot be taken off or covered by any paint. When the water tower itself is moved the words stay in midair.
Date of Containment: ████-██-██
Location: Michigan-██-USA
Security Protocol: As of ████-██-██ words have vanished. as such no further precautions are needed.
Description: A outhouse located in Yosemite National Forest that causes any urine or fecal matter disposed into the toilet to violently be ejected out.
Date of Containment: 12/11/2008
Location: Yosemite National Park, CA, USA
Security Protocol: Destroyed by Foundation personnel.
Description: A 30 meter area in Tahoe National Forest that causes all chainsaws are items close to a chainsaw to spontaneously combust.
Date of Containment: 12/24/1983
Location: Tahoe National Forest, California
Security Protocol: Area has been fenced off and a lookout tower has been built. Foundation guards are stationed in the tower. Unauthorized personnel or anybody with a chainsaw entering the area are to be tranquilized and detained.
Description: A small Scottish pub. Every ten days, the appearance of the bartender that works there, which includes their race and gender, completely changes. When first asked about the constant change of staff, the bartender was adamant that they are in fact the same person and the only person to ever tend the pub since its opening on ████-██-██. What first seemed to just be an elaborate practical joke, was confirmed when Foundation agents witnessed the change of appearance first hand on 20██-██-██. Who constructed the pub is currently unknown, even to the bartender.
Date of Containment: 20██-██-██
Location: ███, Scotland
Security Protocol: The pub has been purchased by a Foundation front company and is open to the public. The bartender, who we now call Devyn, has been briefed to not disclose their abnormal properties to customers and will be visited by agents every ten days to document how they have changed. Devyn has complied to all conditions.
Description: A lake, 36m in diameter, in which the entire lake is completely frozen solid from the surface all the way down to the lake bed. The lake remains frozen, even in weather, seasons, and conditions where normal ice would be prone to melting.
Date of Containment: 2005-05-03
Location: An area within the northwestern region of the Sam Houston National Forest in Houston, Texas
Security Protocol: The area is fenced off by a fence line 20m away that extends around the entire lake, and is marked as an area of no trespassing. In the case of an individual coming into close contact with the fence line, a specialized amnestic gas, installed into the poles of the fence line will disperse into the vicinity of the individual, influencing said individual to turn around and ignore the area entirely.
Note: A tracker installed into the fence will alert Foundation personnel if the aforementioned amnestic needs refilled/replaced.
Description: A patch of grass 0.9 meter in area that is purple and glows under the moonlight, grows slightly faster than normal grass in the Park.
Date of Containment: 201█-██-09
Location: Yellowstone national park, USA
Security Protocol: As the area is far away from tourists, no security action was taken. Grass sampled for testing. Observed for 2 month. Location deemed no value then incinerated and covered-up as a lightning strike. Location did not appear anomalous afterwards.
Note: Tastes like gumdrops, shame they burned 'em all. -Dr-█████
Description: A circular 2m by 1m dirt hole located behind the local water tower, in which any attempt to brighten or shine any source of light inside fails. All light whether it be natural or artificial fails to pass below 3 inches into the hole.
Date of Containment: 2007-04-12
Location: Roade, Northampton, England
Security Protocol: Water tower has since been purchased by the Foundation and a large metal fence has been constructed around the tower and the hole. The area is also to be monitored 24/7 by Foundation security cameras. Anyone attempting to enter is to be arrested by security personnel.
Description: "MV Død Ultimatum", is a merchant vessel, approximately 152m in length and 27m in width. The vessel sits 1645m below sea level. The vessel appears to be immune from rust or any other form of corrosion. There is only minor damage to the starboard size of the vessel, which is in contact with several large rocks jutting out from the seabed surrounding it.
In the main hold there is a large shipment of tinned tuna, when removed from the hold, the cargo will replenish itself. This only occurs with the cargo, nothing else.
Date of Containment: 2011-02-27
Location: Hatton Basin, Irish Territorial Waters
Security Protocol: A research vessel, owned by a Foundation controlled front company, is to be stationed directly above the site. The vessel is to be manned by personnel from MTF Theta-5 "The Bigger Boat".
Note: Head Researcher for the Atlantic region, Dr. O'Donoghue commented that the tuna is "rather dry".
Description: A small backyard swimming pool that, when a mobile phone enters, causes all organisms in contact with the water to expire instantly.
Date of Containment: ████-██-██
Location: [REDACTED]
Security Protocol: Property has been purchased by a front company.
Description: A spatial anomaly off the coast of the Gulf of Guinea where a pie will manifest at a rate of once per year before falling into the gulf below. Identified when at the date of containment, a pie landed on the head of a sailor who then reported the incident to local maritime authorities.
Date of Containment: 2015-03-14
Location: 3° 8′ 29.7342″ N, 3° 8′ 29.7342″ E
Security Protocol: Boats have been scheduled to arrive at the coordinates of UE-543328 every March 14th, in order to collect the results and prevent further incidents.
Note: I get it, you convert the coordinates from Degrees Minutes Seconds into Decimal Degrees, glad someone or something out there has a sense of humor. -Prof. Ann Kiss
