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The Prankeroid (working title)

SCP-XXXX moving away from Kepler-22b to our solar system, image captured by a Foundation-telescope.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As of the writing of this document, SCP-XXXX shows no physical danger to the planet it's currently orbiting. However, it's adviseable to keep the object under constant surveillance. Any approach-events or changes in behaviour are to be reported immediately.

In the event SCP-XXXX relocates to Earth's orbit, the public must not be disclosed about it's existence, as that will cause mass panic. Any unauthorized individuals aware of SCP-XXXX's existence are to detained and recieve anti-memetic treatment.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an asteroid in the orbit of Mars, possessing a disk-like shape. It has radius of 3,98km and a height of 1,98km.

- Every 5 years the asteroid approaches a planet and nearly misses it. Each time it approaches, it gets closer and closer. Eventually, the asteroid will hit the planet and cause a massive explosion.
- Everyone who witnesses SCP-XXXX during an approach-event is convinced that the asteroid will hit the planet, even if the asteroid sways at the last moment.

Dante's Collection

Long story short: This SCP is a book containing every poem written by Dante Alighieri, an italian poet. The object was originally stolen by grave robbers in Ravenna, Italy. They were later caught by the cops and were unable to admit that they stole the book (for obvious reasons). A police officer later attempted to document the theft of the book, but was unable.The object was later physically brought to a Foundation-agent, who later brought the object to Site-XX.

A researcher later discovered by desparation that one can write and talk about this object, if it's done in a poem, otherwise you are unable to get a word out about the object.

Recycling-bin

The Way Out

I don't care what O5 says, it's for our own safety if everyone on-site, regardless of clearance, reads this document to avoid a severe containment breach. -R. Luke

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in a 5m x 5m containment chamber. 5 automatic turrets are set up outside SCP-XXXX-1 to terminate any individual leaving it. During maintenance, 5 security guards must be present with the engineer to replace the task of the turrets.
A motion-triggered cryogenic freeze-unit is set up outside of the containment chamber's entrance to temporarily freeze the other instance of SCP-XXXX-2 and give us more time, in case it ever manages to enter our dimension.

The glacier, containing our version of SCP-XXXX-2 must be kept in a specialized containment unit. Due to it's current condition, keeping the glacier at the lowest temperature possible is the best way to avoid it breaking containment. The glacier must be under 24-hour surveillance and O5 is to be notified of any changes in or around the glacier.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is an indestructible oak door. It acts as the entry-way to a dimension not much different from our own, however most human life has been eliminated by SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3. That being said, there are still small groups of Foundation-remnants and civilians still out there.
SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered when it materialised inside of Dr. [REDACTED]'s office. He was confused and opened the door, revealing the basement of an old farmhouse in a rural village. SCP-XXXX-1 was transferred to a testing-chamber. The expedition into SCP-XXXX-1 was started here one week after. For more info, see Expedition-Log XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 was created by the Foundation-remnants using SCP-████, as a mean to escape their dimension into a different one. However, they were unaware of the location of their entry-way into our dimension.

Any instances of SCP-XXXX-3 disguise themself as human, as a way to trick their prey into trusting them. The danger to us is that an instance of SCP-XXXX-3 might disguise itself as an engineer or as janitorial staff as a mean to leave the containment chamber and begin infiltrating the Site. The only way to distinguish instances of SCP-XXXX-3 from normal people is to X-ray the individual, as SCP-XXXX-3 don't possess skeletons. As for more informations regarding the nature of SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3, please read Addendum XXXX-a.

Expedition-Log XXXX: The following log details the multiple expeditions into SCP-XXXX. There were a total of four expeditions conducted.

The first expedition was conducted by two D-Class-Personnel (D-2311 and D-5432). Their task was to inspect the surrounding area of SCP-XXXX-1's exit and to assess the dangers posed by SCP-XXXX-1. D-2311 and D-5432 were each equipped with one GPS tracker, one head-mounted video and camera and one microphone.

The Travelling Merchant

Picture of SCP-XXXX, offering a bike to Agent ████████.

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File name: Ghost Rider
Author: Gabriel Millos
License: CC BY-SA 2.0

The Bermuda-Whale

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe?

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCp-XXXX's immense size, it's currently impossible to contain. MTF Gamma-6 is tasked with the tracking and monitoring of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a whale-like creature. It's area is approxiametely 10.000 km² large, and is approxiametely 1.2 km high. 9.000 km² seem to consist of it's stomach, and has a volume of 9600 km. It's way of hiding itself from ships, U-boat and other oceanic, hostile SCPs, is to burrow itself into the ground. It's upper body area, which is covered in rocks, corals and oceanic plant-life It's currently docile and rests in the depest point of the bermuda triangle.

Due to SCP-XXXX's nature and location, it's believed to be the origin of the bermuda triangle myth, as there are currently approxiametely 1.000 humans living inside of SCP-XXXX's stomach, presumably sailors or the decendent of sailors. The human inside of SCP-XXXX have build an religion around SCP-XXXX (see Addendum XXXX-a). They feed it with tons of food every year to "satisfy their god". That might be reason why SCP-XXXX keeps life in itself; as a way to recieve food, but no need to resurface to get it. SCP-XXXX's recieves it's oxygen through several plants located in it's lungs. The origin of these plants are unknown, but they are genetically different from other members of it's species. The plants inside SCP-XXXX's lung produce more oxygen efficiently.

SCP-XXXX's inner cells lining the outer walls of the lung and stomach emmit ultra-violet radiation, providing the necessary heat for the human and necessary suplementary sunlight required by the plants. The excrements produced by SCP-XXXX after a "grand feeding" act as substitute; being more fertile than regular soil.

If the religion of the tribe living in SCP-XXXX is to be believed, it also possesses telepathic abilities, communicating with the tribes leader and rarely doing the same to regular tribe-members.

Addendum XXXX-a: The following report describes the religion and behaviours of the tribe living inside of SCP-XXXX.

The language the tribe-members speak is English, however due to the varying heritages of the tribe-member is often heavily accented. The tribe-members were hostile against Foundation-operatives, but the tribe's leader has allowed the Foundation to operate in SCP-XXXX, because SCP-XXXX "told him to allow it."

The tribe has adopted a vegan diet; due to the lack of animals and fishes, the bodies of the tribe-members have adapted to suplement the missing nutrients. They call SCP-XXXX "Kohola" as their saviour of the outside world. SCP-XXXX told them that the outside-world is dangerous and it's in SCP-XXXX's best interest to protect them from the outside. However, SCP-XXXX offered people to leave if they so desire; however discourages from it (likely being aware that escapee's wouldn't make it to the surface).

Every year on a changing date, they celebrate SCP-XXXX via a "grand feeding". During a "grand feeding", the tribe-members sacrifice tons of fruits and vegetables to SCP-XXXX's "volcano". It's believed at the bottom of the volcano is the last part of SCP-XXXX's stomach, where sacrificed foods are digested.

Addendum XXXX-b: INTERVIEW TO BE ADDED.

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SCP-914 outputs

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914-Outputs

The Communist Manifesto

Name: Researcher Luke
Date: 02/04/2019
Total Items: 3 copies of "The Communist Manifesto" written by Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Input: One of the books mentioned above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: "Mein Kampf" written by Adolf Hitler.
Note: I don't know if 914 is cracking a joke here or comparing communism to fascism. -Luke

Input: One of the books mentioned above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper bust depicting Karl Marx. The bust possesses high levels of detail and it's "hair" is made from leather. It has no anomalous effects.

Input: One of the books mentioned above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The book appeared. But when a researcher attempted to retrieve the book, said researcher complained about a sudden and sharp increase in hunger. The researcher collapsed 5 seconds after through starvation. The book's anomalous effects disappeared after it was set on fire at a distance.
Note: Don't worry, Researcher Jimmy made a recovery, however he's out of business for a while. Looks like 914 isn't a big fan of communism. -R. Luke

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The Toaster

Name: Researcher Luke
Date:
Total Items: Three common commercially-available toasters.

Input: One toaster.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One waffle iron.

Input: One toaster.
Setting: Fine
Output: The toasters settings were replaced by three options: "Toast", "Burn", "Incinerate". The "Toasted"-option toasts all kinds of bread almost instantly. The "Burn"-option makes the bread black and hard; making it not eatable. The "Incinerate"-option ejects a pile of ash when bread is inserted and the toaster is activated.
Note: I requested the toaster to be added to the on-site break room. -R. Luke

Input: One toaster
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The toaster seems unchanged; however when it was picked up by a researcher the toaster began cursing at the researcher and exclaimed that he "wants to take over the world" and that he will "kill us all with toasted bread!". While it was being carried out, the toaster raised his temperature to an unknown level and burned the hands of Researcher Luke. A guard returned with heat-resistant gloves and moved the toaster into a container. During the procedure, the toaster attempted to whip the guard with it's cable; but was unsucessful because the guard wore protective armor. The toaster was moved to on-site anomalous objects containment.
Note: I'm alright, the burns weren't severe and the doc greenlit me to get back to work. Screw that toaster though. -R. Luke

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The german dictionary

Name: Researcher Luke
Date: 05/04/19
Total items: Four copies of the Duden.
Note: In case some of you don't know: The Duden is a german dictionary. -R. Luke

Input: One copy of the Duden.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The Duden, but every single word in it is misspelled in some way.

Input: One copy of the Duden.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the Österreichisches Wörterbuch.
Note: This one is an austrian dictionary. -R. Luke

Input: One copy of the Duden.
Setting: Fine
Output: A dictionary of an unknown language resembling german.

Input: One copy of the Duden.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of "Every Language Ever In One Book!". The book has the same amount of pages as the original input-book, however every (approxiametely) 0.29% of a single page is taken up with the entire dictionary of one language. Pages are difficult to read even with a microscope. Book was moved to on-site non-anomalous objects storage.
Note: If any of you wanted to brush up on your learned languages: Here you go. -R. Luke

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The Microwave

Name: Researcher Luke
Date: 07/04/2019
Total items: Three microwaves.

Gonna be frank, this test is mainly for replacing the break room microwave. I think my tutor used that thing when he was Junior Researcher twenty years ago. -R. Luke

Input: One microwave.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A microwave oven.

Input: One microwave.
Setting: Fine
Output: The microwave now possesses a red and black exterior. The following new settings were noticed: "Cook", "Grill", "Fry", "Melt", "Incerate" and "Well-Done". All do what one would expect, however "Well-Done" will turn the food inside into a black "rock" and "Incinerate" turn the food into ash.

I requested for this to be added to the on-site break room. -R. Luke

Input: One microwave.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The microwave appears unchanged. It was moved to a testing area before it was turned on by a D-Class. After being turned one, the microwave liquifies anything in an approxiametely five meter radius. The researcher's present, including Researcher Luke, suffered from light burns. The object was destroyed utilising a laser.

Once more: 914 refined an object to something that gave me burns. I think I'll no longer use heat-related items for testing for the foreseeable time. -R. Luke

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The Credit Card

Name: Researcher Luke
Date: 13/04/2019
Total Items: Four MasterCards, each with a balance of $100 USD.

Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Younique credit card. Value of the card essentially worthless.

Note: I was allowed to cash in the $2 on the card. I got 2 candy bars, if anybody wonders. -R. Luke

Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One VisaCard with a balance of 88,68€.

Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Fine
Output: The card appears unchanged. When used, it seemingly pays with money from random person's bank accounts, even if they don't own a credit card.

Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The card appears unchanged. When picked up by Researcher Luke, it began materialising money in the output-booth. During the process, a sudden drop in Researcher Like's bank account balance was noticed and is proportional to the money created by the object. Anomalous activities ceased when the object was dropped. The object was moved to anomalous objects-storage and the money was returned to Researcher Luke.

Note: Oh boy, one day this thing's gonna ruin my existence. -R. Luke

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The Crate

Name: Researcher Luke
Date: 16/04/2019
Total Items: 3 standard-issue crates for the transportation of non-anomalous items.

Input: One crate.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One standard-issue weapons crate.

Input: One crate.
Setting: Fine
Output: Crate is unchanged. Crate now has double the storage, while now outside changes were noticeable.

Input: One crate.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A smaller crate. It was painted red, with gold-colored stripped pattern. On top of the crate is written: "Please insert $2.50". After the $2.50 were inserted into the crate, a rotating noise was heard. After five seconds, the crate flew open, releasing several fireworks of unknown origin. After the event, a patterned knife flew out of the crate and stuck to 914's outputt-booth. No further anomalies were detected neither on the crate nor the knife itself.

I fail to see how this is an improvement. -R. Luke

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