Machen Author Page
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Lord Goatman
Item#: Machen2
Level6
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
Database
Disruption Class:
amida
Risk Class:
critical
Dr. Matthew Chen, and Satan in Space.
Machen2 is the eater of penguins.
All bow before the
Penguin-Eater!
The Lord of Nothing! All bow before Dr. Matthew Chen, the Goatman!1 All bow to He Who Ran Himself Over With His Own Car Due To Accidental Circumstances In Australia!
BELOW IS THE LIST OF HIS BLASPHEMIES!
Thine Eyes Might Burn Out, from the Sheer BLASPHEMOUS nature of it!
HIGHEST RATED
SCP-Mine-XXXX | SCP-MINE-XXXX | SCP-MINE-XXXX | SCP-XXXX | SCP-MINE-XXXX | SCP-MINE-XXXX
Articles
| SCP-Mine-01 | Machen2's first SCP |
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| SCP-Mine-02 | Machen2's second SCP |
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Footnotes
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