Item #: SCP-010-BEN-J
Object Class: Hero Time Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-010-BEN-J is to be worn on my left wrist kept on a standard Containment safe and be used to save the universe guarded by two junior foundation officers at all times. Testing is highly encouraged restricted to level 2 personnel or higher.
Description: SCP-010-BEN-J is an "Omnitrix" wristwatch toy from popular American children’s television show Ben 10 with memetic properties. SCP-010-BEN-J operates with type AA batteries to work properly, and upon closer inspection it doesn't show any anomalous composition from any other normal toy.
SCP-010-BEN-J anomalous properties manifest when it is worn by a human being and can be removed easily by other individuals, albeit with complaints and pain from the user.
Once affixed, the item is reported to make the wearer think they are the protagonist of the cartoon and will attempt to "transform" into an alien from the show, with obvious results of nothing happening in real life.
After the "transformation", the wearer will usually shout the name of the chosen alien out loud to, as told by one of the test subjects who wore the item, "instill fear on the enemies". The subject will then mimic the attack sounds movements of the chosen alien for around ten minutes to whoever is deemed a threat, unless interrupted or the subjects deems an enemy "defeated".
SCP-010-BEN-J is not capable to give shapeshifting abilities to the bearer, despite the user will claim the contrary and will try to exhibit proof that they became an alien, more than often with comical results.
Shall the user of SCP-010-BEN-J select an alien which, according to the show, is capable of throwing rocks, the subject will start to throw anything they have in their pockets. If the wearer has no items in the pockets or has no pockets at all, the user will shout a different alien name and express disappointment over selecting an alien which is not what he wanted.
The anomalous properties do manifest with people who didn't have any prior knowledge of the show, even if with a lesser impact than with people who had any knowledge or were fans of the show.
Recovery Log: SCP-010-BEN-J was retrieved after police were called in the town of ████████, NY for reports of a 16 years old boy attacking local plumber William “Bill” Gacks, aged 51, claiming to be the “Hero of all heroes” and to save the universe from an entity named “██████ the Conqueror”.
After the incident, the toy was seen slipping through the wrist of the boy, who proceeded to fake death upon noticing it, claiming to have been defeated and to have lost what made him a hero.
Upon standing up, the boy was seen in a confusional state, stating that he was simply playing with his little brother.
Agent Tennyson then proceeded to take the toy and to bring it into Foundation's custody, where Dr. Billings proceeded to test it with the volunteering of various Class-D personnel and various researchers.
Test logs
Subject: D-1337-82
Alien chosen: Fourarms
Nearby items: A 2001 Ford Focus 1.8 Tdi belonging to Site Director Dr. Romagnoli
Enemy: Dr. Billings, dressed in a costume similar to the TV series antagonist Vilgax while wearing protective gear inside.
Result: D-1337-82 started to feel pain and started to swell for five seconds, after which proceeded to shout the name while flexing. After this, D-1337-82 proceeds at punching Dr. Billings with all of his strength. After the punching, D-1337-82 proceeds to try and lift the Ford Focus, encountering difficulty at doing so. After 6 minutes, D-1337-82 timed out, reporting backpains and failing to lift the car.
Subject: Agent Tennyson
Alien chosen: Upchuck
Nearby items: A 2004 Renault Clio MKII, a piano, some paper clips, a Neapolitan pizza
Enemy: Same as above
Result: Agent Tennyson just shouts the name of the alien and tries to eat the car using his own tongue, encountering failure. Considering it something useless and that might bring "too much energy", Tennyson tries to eat the piano, still encountering failure. Shocked by his inability to "eat" the piano as well, he tries to eat a pizza, rejecting it. As all failed, he proceeds to try and eat some paper clips. Agent Tennyson then was recovered for appendix removal.
Ok, better if we avoid to let people choose that alien, unless we want them to go to hospital because they ate paperclips. -Dr. Billings
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The colony of SCP-5XXX is to be contained in Wilderness Observation 7a in Site-446 with standard security procedures.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a colony of butterfly knives-shaped butterflies of the family of the Troides found in the region of the Western Visayas native of the region of Eastern Visayas.
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-5XXX and its offspring, SCP-5XXX-A, are to be contained in a designated greenhouse at Site-446.
Watering, fertilizing and harvesting are to be done on a daily basis by Level 3 personnel.
Humidity, temperature, and light exposure are to be closely monitored within the greenhouse. The fertilizer must exclusively be composed of industry-standard black printing ink for at least 50% of its composition.
Update: Level 3 personnel are to equip gardener gloves to harvesting SCP-5XXX-A. See Incident Report I-5XXX-23 for more information.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a collective designation assigned to 6 5 bushes containing an unknown variation of Rosa centifolia, colloquially known as a garden rose.
SCP-5XXX specimens are, on average, about 1.15 meters tall as of the last measurement, and grow large, fragrant blooms which are slightly bigger than the average cabbage rose. The leaves of an instance of SCP-5XXX are dark green with black hues on most of its leaves, which appear to look like inkblots or faded letters from the Latin alphabet.
SCP-5XXX bushes are reported to blossom daily at around 07:30, generating around 20 to 25 instances of SCP-5XXX-A each. The petals on each instance of SCP-5XXX-A are composed of a paper-like material, which is inscribed with text in the Latin alphabet matching various headlines of news publications.
If the containment procedures aren't met within three hours, any instance of SCP-5XXX-A will wilt and therefore, expire, before blossoming again at 07:30 the next day.
The inscribed headlines are found not to originate from any past or current news publications. Rather, it is currently believed that all headlines originate from various future points in the timestream, and may include references to anomalies which are currently uncontained. Extensive readings through SCP-5XXX-A instanced declared to have factual accuracy of 65%.
Addendum: Another observed property of SCP-5XXX is the ability to predict obituaries of people stung by the thorns of SCP-5XXX blossoms.
If any sentient subject was pricked by the thorns of SCP-5XXX-A, any instance of SCP-5XXX-A will wilt and regenerate into a palette-flipped rose, hereby designated as SCP-5XXX-B.
SCP-5XXX-B will then show an obituary of the subject pricked by SCP-5XXX-A, describing the future time of death, and how they will die. The accuracy of the obituary, like the headlines, is always 65% correct. If the accuracy was found to be correct, any attempt at preventing anything SCP-5XXX-B described from happening is found completely useless. In order to recognize a correct obituary from an incorrect one, a slight difference in writing is to be noticed, with the factually incorrect obituary usually bearing grammatically incorrect typos or misprinted letters.
Unlike the headlines, the obituary is reported to come from a single newspaper called "The Black Rose Post". No periodical with that name is reported to exist as of recently, even though it is not excluded that a publication bearing the same name will appear sometime in the future.
Discovery: The six instances of SCP-5XXX were discovered outside the local newspaper’s building in the city of Pavia, Italy on date 21/06/19██ by Field Agent Virgilio Scotti.
The local newspaper was reported to be the first to report news that, otherwise, would not be known.
Most of the time, however, the newspaper always reported factually incorrect pieces of information based on the headlines alone, without going in-depth.
Incident Log I-5XXX-21: On date 07/01/2011, Junior Researcher Dr. Arthur Tennyson fed SCP-5XXX-3 with fertilizer including industry-standard magenta printing ink without permission as a mistake due to mismanagement into the compositing of the fertilizer itself. It resulted in dangerous, cognitohazardous lettering appearing in the leaves for around 2 days, which condemned the plant to be burned for the safety of the researchers. The researcher was seen falling unconscious to the ground, similar to an epileptic seizure.
Dr. Tennyson recovered from the incident three days later, reporting a fractured humerus and several headaches. Along with that, Dr. Tennyson reported having developed a brain injury from the cognitohazard, resulting in recurrent epileptic seizures. D-4832-446 was assigned to Tennyson for health reasons and given the status of Level 3 personnel following the incident.
On date 09/03/2011 Dr. Tennyson, while harvesting SCP-5XXX-2, accidentally got pricked by a thorn.
The following is a summary of the video surveillance footage from Camera 06 and Camera 19, respectively located in the Greenhouse and in the Infirmary in Block-98.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 09/03/2011
NOTE: The footage shows Dr. Tennyson during the incident
[BEGIN LOG]
0:00 Dr. Tennyson enters the room with proper equipment for the daily SCP-5XXX-A harvest and maintenance of SCP-5XXX. Basic garden equipment, fertilizer and water are brought by D-4832-446 in a cart.
0:20 The researcher picks up an instance of SCP-5XXX-A from SCP-5XXX-4, while D-4832-446 cleans up the surroundings of the greenhouse.
0:21 SCP-5XXX-A’s thorn stem pricks Tennyson, the researcher let SCP-5XXX-A go, falling into the ground.
0:23 SCP-5XXX-A wilts and a new blossom grows from the stem in a matter of nanoseconds
0:25 The specimen of SCP-5XXX-A appears to differ from other specimens by the coloration of the blossom.
0:27 Tennyson opens the unknown variation of SCP-5XXX-A, hereby known as SCP-5XXX-B, to read the content that is written.
0:32 The researcher appears confused from the reading, jumping from curiosity to fear.
0:35 Tennyson is seen rushing out of the greenhouse, leaving SCP-5XXX-B on the floor. D-4832-446 tries to stop him, encountering failure.
0:40 Running as fast as possible, Tennyson rushes to the infirmary, leaving nearby security officers Jurkiewicz and Poretti confused on the rush. D-4832-446 exits the greenhouse, following the researcher.
1:25 Tennyson opens the infirmary door, trying to find the medical cabinet.
1:59 Before opening the medical cabinet, Tennyson collapses on the ground with spasms, suffering a fatal epileptic seizure. During the seizure, the cabinet falls to the ground.
2:35 Infirmary physician Dr. Ludwig enters the infirmary, finding the body of Dr. Tennyson and the medical cabinet on the ground.
[END LOG]
After the incident, SCP-5XXX-B was collected and inspected. Unlike the other instances of SCP-5XXX-A, SCP-5XXX-B contained an obituary dated 09/03/2011.
According to the obituary, Dr. Tennyson died of complications suffered from the previously reported incident, which resulted in heavy epileptic seizures.
The obituary included the same dynamics found on the Security Camera footage and included the location of death. An autopsy executed on the researcher was performed, confirming the obituary claims.
Further inspection of the body however, reported various organs, including the heart, the liver, the kidneys, and the stomach were found completely decayed and not belonging to the age group of Dr. Tennyson.
Analysis of the organs resulted in belonging to Marek Blaha, a Czech citizen who died during the 1968 Spring Revolution. It is unknown if the organs were a result of the cognitohazard or another anomaly.
The obituary, along with the description of Tennyson's death, featured a short poem, reciting:
Roses are Red,
Violets are alone;
Tennyson’s organs are gone
And he's dead.
Pricked by a thorn,
Is like he was never born;
Found on the floor
Dying like a poor.
Idea: The queen of England is in reality an immortal, shapeshifting being that is capable of changing gender, height, and alter memories should they wish.
However, the queen of England is the custody of a secret which can endanger the entirety of the world, as it withholds dangerous shit and all
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5XXX is contained under the protocols estabilished by both the Foundation and the Joint Occult Venture of Europe in Site-007.
Foundation Level 4 researchers are to be disguised as members belonging to the family of SCP-5XXX. Eventual Foundation-JOVE officers are assigned for the protection of SCP-5XXX
Description: SCP-5XXX is the current ruler of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Elizabeth II of the House of Windsor.
SCP-5XXX is a humanoid creature capable of changing their own identity, height, weight, and voice at their own wish. However, such power is limited to repeat every 50-70 years
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