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León, Spain, the location associated with initial SCP-XXXX manifestation reports.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All cases involving successful civilian manifestation of SCP-XXXX's phenomena are to be carefully documented.

A dedicated team of at least three Level-2 researchers is to maintain a Foundation webcrawler tasked with searching social media posts, news outlets, and lyrics compilation websites for wording matching or similar to SCP-XXXX. Should an exact match be identified, the team is to obfuscate the information by making minute edits to the wording or activation details that would negate the manifestation of SCP-XXXX's associated reality-altering anomalies.

As part of a disinformation campaign to discourage civilian investigation of SCP-XXXX, the team is also to maintain several social media accounts with high-visibility on internet searches, with posts tagged as "urban fantasy writing". Notes about the blog writer experiencing sleep deprivation, being under the influence of various substances, and so on should be used to discredit belief in the anomaly.

Foundation personnel wishing to be added to the SCP-XXXX experiment list must submit a request to their immediate supervisor to arrange for a consultation meeting with the SCP-XXXX team. A background screening and psychological evaluation are required before a personnel member is permitted to engage in test trials.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous Latin ballad, which serves as an activation trigger for the manifestation of additional anomalous phenomena. The chorus of SCP-XXXX is as follows:

Los recuerdos que atesoré
ahora no puedo
verlos del mismo color
Los pétalos de clavel
las pequeñas cosas de nuestras vidas
se aferran a mi corazón

¿Cargaré estas cosas conmigo por siempre?
Aunque me duela en el alma
no puedo seguir mientras recuerde
la dicha perdida de ese amor

(English translation)
The memories I cherished
now I can't
see them in the same color
these carnation petals
the small joys of our two lives
cling to my heart

Even though it pains me so much
will I carry these joys with me forever?
I can't move on while I remember
the lost happiness of this love

Activation of SCP-XXXX's primary anomaly occurs when an individual who has recently ended a long1 romantic relationship sings the chorus of SCP-XXXX, in front of any privately owned shop with a floorspace less than 150 square meters. Upon this action being taken, the interior of the store will exhibit reality alterations solely viewable to the affected individual (now designated an instance of SCP-XXXX-1):

  • The clerk2 at the checkout register will appear the same across all manifestations of SCP-XXXX. The clerk encountered while SCP-XXXX's anomaly is active will not be listed on any company rosters pertaining to the affected stores.
  • All items for sale will display the text "Small Joys" written on their packaging in a language readable by the viewer. The labeling will also be accompanied by a short phrase describing a hobby or activity, such as "flower arranging", "morning runs followed by coffee", etc. All items for purchase affected in this manner revert to non-anomalous states after leaving the shop.
  • The shop will only accept cash.
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A glass bowl dated to 1st–2nd century A.D., currently the oldest-known keepsake acquired during an SCP-XXXX anomalous manifestation. The associated text at time of purchase was "making famous wine blends to name after your loved ones."

When an SCP-XXXX-1 individual makes a purchase from the store affected by SCP-XXXX, any cash or coinage used to pay will display text describing a memory involving the SCP-XXXX-1 instance and their former romantic partner (e.g., "going for a walk in the rain, and sitting at our favorite park to watch the birds when the sun came out"). Turning the currency over in one's hand will result in the text being replaced with new words describing different memories.

Should SCP-XXXX's effects be activated at a pawn shop, any items the SCP-XXXX-1 instance offers for trade-in will display the same memory-related text. For both cases (cash and trade-in), currency and items with greater value display text describing especially fond memories, or involving hobbies that were heavily invested in.

After an SCP-XXXX-1 instance completes a purchase (or trade) and exits the shop, SCP-XXXX's secondary effect manifests: the SCP-XXXX-1 individual will experience an alteration of their memories and proficiencies with respect to the exchange.

  • Based on the text upon the currency or item they have surrendered, associated memories will be considered of much lesser importance, and any related hobby proficiencies (e.g., rollerskating, cooking, ability to count butterflies in a swarm) will have degraded to the level of an average human's untrained ability. An SCP-XXXX-1 individual wishing to re-attain their former mastery of a skill lost to SCP-XXXX would need to engage in the same practice they had done previously.
  • Based on the text upon the item they have received, the SCP-XXXX-1 individual will gain a newfound appreciation for a certain hobby or activity. The more valuable the item purchased or traded-for, the more likely the SCP-XXXX-1 instance will also develop high proficiency in the activity, with minimal training.

Addendum: Partial SCP-XXXX Experimental Log

Subject Name:

Subject Background:

Experimental Protocol:

Results: [People who left polyamorous relationships see a smaller stock since they can only remove "small joys" that were shared between all of the individuals involved in the relationship]

Subject Name:

Subject Background:

Experimental Protocol:

Results: [The "stock" visible has prices that vary depending on whether the person who wants to acquire it would be able to engage in the hobby or not (e.g., "skydiving" wouldn't work for someone who does not live near skydiving services and does not have the budget for it).]

Subject Name:

Subject Background:

Experimental Protocol:

Results: [maybe sometimes the new small joy acquired doesn't always pertain to a romantic relationship? Love from family, friends, etc. It's up to the buyer what they do with the new hobby/gift.]

Subject Name: [name here]

Subject Background: [name]

Experimental Protocol: [name] was instructed to

Results: The clerk refused to take [name]'s payment, stating simply, "You don't really want to give this up. Go home." [Name] was instructed to leave the shop without making any purchases, and return to their place of residence. During a follow-up debriefing session, the research team noted that upon [name] returning home, they discovered their partner waiting for them. The breakup was resolved after the two attended couples counseling; the two currently are discussing engagement.

Negotiations regarding authorization for further Foundation personnel usage of SCP-XXXX are underway.