Mr Darkside and Ruxx Collabs

Funky Jams

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within it's original record holder located at Site-72's Anomalous Items Storage Wing B. The record holder should be locked with a Master Lock brass padlock at all times when not in use. The record isn't to be removed from it's original laminated sleeve unless in the case of testing which should be approved by Dr. Torres prior to the SCP's collection as to eliminate the mishandling and/or misuse of the scp.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard record album. The physical record is composed of violet tinted polyvinyl chloride, chemical analyze of which indicates that the composition differs from a standard record only in the form of metal filings having been added for the purpose of aesthetic appeal. The record has simple black labels that only indicated the current side of the record and the songs found on that side. Each side of the record holds approximately 28 minutes, slightly exceeding that of a standard record of the same size and rpm (12 in, 33 1/2 rpm). The record sleeve consists of laminated paper with printing covering the entire sleeve. The front side consists of the words "Funky Grooves With Jimmy Yeti and Jacob Phoenix" in the shagadelic font place over an image of a Koch Snowflake. The Koch Snowflake uses various shades of red, violet, green, blue, and orange to color its parts. Every 2.31 seconds, new triangles appear to bud from the original snowflake continuing the fractal. The backside of the sleeve contains a description of the record and the band along with a list of songs found on the record (See list below for more info). Any recording studio labels, producer labels, royalties, or copyrights are missing entirely.

Transcription of record sleeve

With Christmas right around the corner, why not bring joy to your family's faces with the sweet sounds of Jimmy Yeti and Jacob Phoenix. Let in the rocking collision of Jimmy's cold, harsh voice that'll remind you of winter and Jacob's warming, soft mellowness that'll make you feel warmer then a fireplace. So on this merry Christmas night, place Funky Grooves with Jimmy Yeti and Jacob Phoenix under your tree!
1. Rough, Tough, and Feeling Stuffed
2. Love's Success
3. Slipping on Thin Ice
4. Tough Love in a Tough Time
5. Crying for a Broken Baby
6. Where is that Child O' Mine
7. A Lonely Slice of Cake
8. Your Love is War
9. White Chocolate Love
10. Cola Drinkin' Tomboy
11. Party in the Moonlight
12. Hanging Up the Heart
13. Path of a Dead Man
14. A Cesspool of Pain
15. Getting Desperate for a Purpose
16. She Hit Me Like Acid

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest upon being played within any standard record player connected to a 120v, 60hz main power supply upon which a CK-Class Restructuring Scenario will begin to affect a radius of 2 meters around the record player. The area affected by the event will begin to resemble that of one of two sides of the planet Upsilon-Andromedae-B. Playing side A of the record will result in the area becoming that of the hot side (designated Φ or Kautó) while playing side B will result in the cold side (designated X or Pago). Entering the affected area will result in a subject being able to observe the surface of the planet, most usually being described as "The embodiment of hell itself," or "I'm pretty sure this is just Russia." Testing of the temperatures inside the affected area and subject testimonial has revealed that the internal air temperature is the same as the temperature of the room the event began in and can be influence by that of the surrounding air. Exiting the anomaly the same way one entered results in the subject being seamlessly teleported to the actual surface of the planet. The CK-Class Restructuring Scenario can be ended at anytime by lifting the needle of the record player or by letting the record natural finish playing. Do to the anomalies teleportation abilities, many expeditions have been led on the surface of Upsilon-Andromedae-B. Expeditions on the surface of the planet has led to the discovery of multiple extraterrestrial species including, but not limited to, a subclass of humanoid instrument creatures. Structures resembling that of human origin have been found scattered around the planet containing items of non-human origin. A list of recovered items can be found below along with expedition logs and a comprehensive list of creatures studied from the surface of the planet.

Interview Log 3-1382-E

Objects Recovered from SCP-4XXX

List of Flora and Fauna
Exploration Log 1-1302-A

Addendum: ██/05/10 After event CI-192, all expeditions of the surface are to be postponed until ██/██/20. Expedition Log CI-192 is to restricted to level 4 personnel. An interview with the members of expedition crew Omega-4 "Bigfoot Hunters" can be found below.

Omega Side Species

This article catalogs all entities titled

Name: Ω-# Omega designates the scorched side of the planet
Instrument: The instrument this species is composed of
Description: Details general information on the species. Such information includes mating rituals, adaptations, hunting behaviors, diet, habit, and appearance.

Fauna

Name: Ω-1 "Homo Acusticus" 'Man A
Instrument: Acoustic Guitar
Description: Ω-1 is 2 meters in height and of standard build with the only deviations from that of a normal human being a long snout resembling that of a greyhound and six fibrous strings made of keratin that stretch from its abdomen to a protrusion from the head. The protrusion includes structures made of cartilage that act as a way to tune the keratin strings.

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Name: Ω-2 "Homo Obstreperetus" 'Man Thumping'
Instrument: Kettle Drums
Description: Ω-2 is 4 meters in height and of a build consistent of an obese humanoid. The face of Ω-2 resembles that of the common European warthog with small tusks protruding from the sides of the upper jaw. The torso of the creature consists of a 58' drum composed of modified rib bones. Hardened skin makes up the drum head which has a diameter of 64'. Ω-2's diet consists primarily of the leaves of Ω-#. Ω-2 utilizes it's drum like torso to scare away predators though that strategy is quite redundant due to most of it's predator's not possessing eardrums. The lack of defense leaves these creature open to ambushes causing the overall population to be low in the number of adults. Due to recent observations, this species has been labelled as an endangered species.

Flora

Phi Side Species

This article contains condensed information on cataloged entities found on the frozen side of Upsilon-Andromedae-B. All information regarding the entities in question should follow the format below.

Name: Φ-# Phi designates the frozen side of the planet
Instrument: The instrument this species is composed of
Description: Details general information on the species. Such information includes mating rituals, adaptations, hunting behaviors, diet, habit, and appearance.

Fauna

Flora

Name: Φ-3 "Bambusa Ligventus " 'Moaning stalks'
Instrument: Didgeridoo
Description: Φ-3 is a specimen related to a Bambusa Vulgaris, located on the Phi side of Andromedae-B. Φ-3 emits a low, vibration at the frequency of 50 to 200hz by compressing the air around it in to a membrane sack located on the sides of the plant via a unknown method. It produces this sound every six hours unless provoked or touched along the sides, in which case the sound is emitted prematurely. The Bambusa

Sigma Species

All entities cataloged in this article share three distinct features. They possesses chloroplast and the ability to photosynthesize glucose; typically D-Glucose (Dextrose), move between the temperate zones of Upsilon-Andromedae-B, and they reproduce via budding. At the current moment all sigma species have been cataloged, if in the event that a new species is discovered the format below should be followed.

Name: Σ-#
CKR : closest known relative to the species
Description: appearance of the species

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