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Item #: SCP-5XXX (L█mon D█mon)
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-5XXX are to be securely locked in locker No.55 of Site 19's storage area 4. Online communities are to be monitored for any mention of SCP-5XXX by a Foundation-operated bot. The artist's name on each record is to be covered up with checks occurring once a month. Any testing is to be approved by the head researcher has to be conducted within a soundproof room with no microphones unless approved.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a collection of 7 vinyl albums and 2 vinyl EPs containing 202 songs in total by the artist L█mon D█mon. If someone views the artist's name in any form they become extremely confused and experience temporary amnesia. This effect can be negated if the second letter in each word is covered. When played, different songs on each record produce different anomalous effects. The lyrics of every song are included with each record. 43 copies of the collection were sold online before the foundation shut down the website. All copies except for 7 have been seized by the foundation. Individual songs are designated SCP-5XXX-1.
Addendum 5XXX.1:
List of Known Anomalous Songs and their Effects
Song Name: Bowling Alley
Content: The speaker is describing a dream he had.
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Song Name: I Know Your Name
Content: The speaker has a psychic vision and is convinced that he knows everyone's name, including his cat, is Bob.
Effect: A person listening to the song becomes convinced that everyone's name is Bob.
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Song Name: Lawnmower
Content: The protagonist is talking about how the grass is growing and he is going to 'spend the afternoon mowing the lawn'.
Effect: A person listening to the song reports smelling freshly cut grass and when exposed to strong smells are unable to smell them.
Notes: N/A
Song Name: Marketland
Content: The song talks about a market of people trying to sell old and dirty things like 'a rotten pear' and 'soiled shorts'.
Effect: As soon as the track is played the person listening disappears and reappears when the song ends.
Notes: Request filed for exploration. See Addendum 5XXX.2. Marketland has been redesignated as SCP-5XXX-MKT.
Song Name: Reaganomics
Content: The song is told from the perspective of former U.S President Ronald Reagan as he explains the wonders of his new economic system, 'Reaganomics', and tries convincing someone to trust him.
Effect: The person listening to this song believes they are Ronald Reagan and gains an enhanced affinity for persuasion, able to convince most people to do anything they want.
Notes: This song is no longer permitted for testing.
Song Name: Redesign Your Logo
Content: The song is talking about rebranding a company by changing its logo. A focus of the song is that every demographic will see it. It also mentions concepts that seem unrelated to the subject like 'geomagnetism' and 'the human genome'.
Effect: Anyone who listens to this song will gain a strong craving to drink Pepsi and will talk about how great it is to anyone they have a conversation with.
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Song Name: Soft Fuzzy Man
Content: The speaker is trying to convince girls that he would be a good partner and the lyrics suggest that he is ignored by them.
Effect: Anyone listening to the song will claim a feeling of soft wool brushing against them, usually on their scalp. The humidity of the air within 5 metres of the person listening will increase by up to 8-85%. The humidity returns to normal over an average of 10 minutes after the song is finished.
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Song Name: Stuck
Content: This song is sung by the protagonist who says that he is stuck in the song and that he wants the song to end.
Effect: A microphone within 20 cm of the speaker playing the song is able to pick up a heartbeat that is not apart of the sound waves produced by the record.
Notes: One of the lyrics references 'Neil'. This is believed to be the first name of the artist.
Song Name: Sweet Bod
Content: This song talks about the process that creates a mellified man.
Effect: Anyone who listens to this song gains knowledge of SCP-1176. Persons with an AB+ blood type exhibit a strong urge to consume SCP-1176-1. Persons of a non-AB+ blood type develop a desire to collect and sell jars of SCP-1176-1.
Notes: N/A
Song Name: Two Trucks
Content: [REDACTED]
Effect: Causes the person listening to or reading the content to develop an intense sexual attraction to trucks.
Notes: Just knowing the content can trigger its effect.
Song Name: Vow Of Silence
Content: The main character of the song is explaining that he is going to take a 'vow of silence' and why he wants to do it.
Effect: Someone listening to the song gradually loses the ability to speak. If someone is listening to the song and it is stopped halfway through the effects are lessened. They develop a mild stutter and on average 1-2 words per sentence can't be said.
Notes: The words 'shut up' are repeated between the lines in the chorus and the bridge.
Song Name: What's In The Toaster
Content: The song talks about toast as a dilemma, where you don't know whether it's bread or toast until it is finished and at what point does the bread become toast.
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Song Name: Word Disassociation
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Addendum 5XXX.2:
