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Sigh. Goddamnit, I knew something would happen. Everybody thought dado was gone. Guess I'm writing this report now huh?
Foreword: Mass unintentional neutralization of dado items and personnel occurred in all sites containing dado items. This was unexpected and caused lockdown in most sites.
Report: All sites containing the PoI, "dado"'s items had a massive shutdown and containment breach of anomalies. These anomalies did what they did, you know, anomalous stuff. These were many things, compulsion from accidental run-ins to them searching for people. Some did other stuff, like opening a black hole or consuming the site in seconds.1
Numerous sites had an entire extinction. Other sites set off their on-site warhead. Explosions all over the world. Other sites had lockdowns and lost many important personnel. After the storm settled on affected sites. It acted as a domino effect. All the neighboring sites of affected ones had the same occurrence causing the same result. For the love of God, I'm getting people saying GoI's are being affected as well.
All billboards and tech showed a simple message, "get bootstraps by dado." This has yet to be decoded, but it might have something to do with the Bootstrap Paradox. This displayed for 30 seconds and stopped or shut off before happening again after 30 seconds.
Whatever monster did this needs to be found, but if it has something to do with what we think it's the only thing they can do at this point.
Civilians, no scratch that, CHILDREN are dying as I speak. We can't do anything about it and we need to shut down. This is the mark of the end of the SCP Foundation and the start of the anomalies.
WARNING, MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLE
dado interupts this report for a importan message.
dado fine businesses - must exist and be in action between 1980 and 2020. cessation of activity = invasion of birds/wolves/other multidimensional threats. they dont like dado after dado stop being dado. <— DONT FORGET THIS ONE VERY IMPORTANT
scp foundation - eliminate by 2025, earlier if possible. too long of a wait = no revolution = no release = no capital for dado spaceship rental and plutonium recycling center
dado is independent capitalist who keeps self up with bootstrap. dado continues his company. dado fine pharmaceutical and laundry and tan.
dado took long think about the end of scp people and he got it. just let out scp they are contain and it is end of them. dont ask how because you trust dado. pucijhgefudoerhsyth hamstr keyboard sry.
but then thought came 'what about goi' and so i did to them too.
We will operate by sightings and not findings. We'll let the anomalies roam. We don't have the manpower or morale to do anything. We will operate underground on this site. If we return we're leaving that site. All information can be found there even if it's not existing anymore.
MEMETIC HA
dado comes back and he always does
dado is dado
dado likes dado (no homo)
YOU TRUST DADO (copypasted because caps key broke)
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I'm fed up, I'm leading you on to something great. But it ends abruptly and casually.
Nobody cares about Dado, me. They just want to find me and watch me. No sales.Manna Charitable Foundation.
SCP Foundation.
SPC.
Serpent's Hand.
Man Zoo League.
Even other fucking universes.If you trust Dado, Dado trusts you. I will trust you with this opportunity.
I am Dado, creator of Dado by Dado. I'll just disappear again so "Why stop them?" you ask.
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because you trust dado
Let's hope this passes. Because I'm gonna get sick doing research to be put on an article that no one will see. Sigh, end the report, the last one of the Foundation. Goodbye.
