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Item #: SCP-DUND-J
Object Class: Mifflin
Threat Level: ● Midnight
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-DUND-J is self-sustaining, requiring little more than a simple one block perimeter to be established. Civilian interference is unlikely, and should be met with amnestic treatment.
Description: SCP-DUND-J is an anomaly located in the Chandler Valley Center Studios building in Southern California. Though the interior is non-anomalous, live video feed from inside the building depicts a parallel version of the now decrepit sound-stage, wherein it is set and decorated in the style of an open-desk office building equipped with things like copiers, computers, and other appliances generally found in the setting. A number of amorphous creatures, seemingly composed of a viscous, fleshy substance, are present between the hours of 8:00 and 17:00, completing mundane tasks while interacting with each other. Though their anatomy is physically similar, a number of distinctions can be made between the recurring creatures.
| Identification | Clothing or Appearance | Notable Behaviors |
|---|---|---|
| SCP-DUND-0 | Womens' Suit | Inhabits a side-room connected to the main space of SCP-DUND-J Frequent interactions with all instances nearby Amicable without reciprocation |
| SCP-DUND-1 | Yellow sweater | Frequent interactions with SCP-DUND-2 |
| SCP-DUND-2 | None | Frequent Interactions with SCP-DUND-1 Can often be found tormenting SCP-DUND-3 |
| SCP-DUND-3 | Thin-rimmed eyeglasses | Authoritative without agency |
| SCP-DUND-4 | A layer of black mold covers the top | Inhabits a side-room connected at the back to the main space of SCP-DUND-J Often denies SCP-DUND-0 the use of various harmful or otherwise dangerous tools |
| SCP-DUND-5 | 75% the size of other instances | Unfriendly to all instances besides SCP-DUND-3 |
| SCP-DUND-6 | None | Has been both tormented by and romantically involved with SCP-DUND-0 in the past Shows high intelligence |
| SCP-DUND-7 | 125% the size of other instances | Shows low intelligence |
| SCP-DUND-8 | Low-hygene | Frequently attempts romantic involvement with other instances with no success |
| SCP-DUND-9 | Appears elderly | [DATA EXPUNGED] |
| SCP-DUND-10 | Short, thick rimmed glasses | Amicable and helpful to other instances Has shown infrequent bouts of passive aggression |
| SCP-DUND-11 | Always carries a crossword puzzle | Moves at a leisurely pace Shows little interest in the world around it |
| SCP-DUND-12 | Inexplicably more attractive than its fellow instances | Is reluctantly romantic with SCP-DUND-13 |
| SCP-DUND-13 | Significant application of various forms of makeup | Is hyperactive, especially when being romantic with SCP-DUND-12 |
| SCP-DUND-14 | None | Is brutally harassed by SCP-DUND-0 on a daily basis |
Addendum:
The following are notable instances of activity captured within SCP-DUND-J
SCP-DUND-1 walks up to SCP-DUND-2's desk. The entities converse for a total of forty seconds before SCP-DUND-3 intervenes. It walks back to its desk, at which point it discovers that its computer has been replaced with a time vortex. SCP-DUND-2 jiggles while SCP-DUND-1 glances at the camera, shrugging.
SCP-DUND-0 ambulates towards SCP-DUND-11, showing interest in its crossword puzzle. SCP-DUND-11 does not allow SCP-DUND-0 access, leading to an altercation. SCP-DUND-0 successfully removes the crossword puzzle from SCP-DUND-11's grasp, allowing four pieces of paper, previously held between the pages of the puzzle, to fall loose. The pieces of paper each contain an image of a small, scantily clad creature drawn in a cartoonish style.
SCP-DUND-12 and SCP-DUND-13 mash appendages in a sexual frenzy, to the dismay of SCP-DUND-14. In an effort to escape their rampant PDA, SCP-DUND-14 ambulates to the central room of SCP-DUND-J. It encounters SCP-DUND-0, which ridicules it for its receding hairline and lack of happiness.
SCP-DUND-0 unintentionally ridicules SCP-DUND-6 for its sexual preference. In an effort to apologize, it mashes its facial opening against SCP-DUND-6's. SCP-DUND-6 leaves and is not seen for six months, at which point it returns looking well rested and fulfilled.
During a discussion involving analytics, SCP-DUND-5 makes an unintentional double-entendre. SCP-DUND-0 points this out with a sexual reference, causing SCP-DUND-5 to scowl in disapproval. SCP-DUND-7 finds this interaction hilarious.
