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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
This record is outdated: Please refer to the updated file before interacting in any way with SCP-XXXX
— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA
SCP-XXXX after recovery
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a securely locked opaque safe in a cell 5m x 5m x 5m in the E Wing of Site 64. Under no circumstances should any personnel come into contact with SCP-XXXX. Any personnel working with or around SCP-XXXX are required to take a biweekly vocabulary test1 Personnel are also required to take neuroprotective and neuroregenerative supplements to ensure safety. Amnestetics have proven semi-effective at lessening the effects of SCP-XXXX, and Class E or Class B Amnestetics should be administered to any personnel displaying word-salad type speech patterns.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard American Dollar with smudged markings in red pen around the right edge and seal of the bill. The bill is slightly worn—having been visibly folded in quarters. It has a faint [DATA EXPUNGED]2.
When one comes into contact with SCP-XXXX3 they gradually lose the ability to communicate. This is mostly the result of the obfuscation of vocabulary. Individuals afflicted by SCP-XXXX inadvertently use words in ways that do not match their definitions. These individuals are completely unaware that the word itself is incorrect, even when confronted with their misuse. Additionally, people displaying this vocabulary obfuscation are perfectly able to define the words that are used incorrectly. This schizophasic effect is present in all forms of attempted communication4. MRI scans revealing neurodegeneration of Brocca's area in almost all subjects. However, no significant changes were found in Wernicke's area or the angular gyrus. This suggests no abnormalities in the ability of subjects to understand other people. No two individuals misuse the words exactly the same way and are unable to understand others afflicted5.
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