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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to monitor outgoing phone calls to the phone number listed on all advertisements featuring SCP-XXXX and attempt to intercept/block them.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an ontokinetic spacial anomaly believed to be located near Boston, Massachusetts. The exact dimensions of SCP-XXXX are unknown, but all investigations of the area lead the Foundation to believe SCP-XXXX exists in a finite area. The interior of SCP-XXXX consists of a theme park, water park, zoo, and resort area. These areas are designed to accommodate SCP-XXXX-1 instances. Though most facilities and attractions are self-reliant, AI constructs (SCP-XXXX-2 instances) have been reported to carry out maintenance and perform non-automated processes.
To access SCP-XXXX, a subject must first contact the phone number on certain advertisements for SCP-XXXX to arrange a duration of stay. After funds have been processed, the knowledge of a series of kinetoglyphs will be imparted to the subject, who may then perform them to instantly transport themselves and as many guests as they had arranged to invite to SCP-XXXX itself.
Upon manifestation, subjects will be greeted by an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, a human-like android who will take any personal belongings that are restricted within park limits. Once the instance approves of all subjects, the subjects will undergo a series of physical and mental changes:
- Cessation of sex drive
- Increased production of dopamine (leading to peaceful attitude, etc correct later)
- Transformation of the subject's physical appearance to reflect their own as a child.
- Transformation of the subject's attire to be appropriately sized.
- Blockage of all memories formed by the subject prior to the age of 10 years old.
This process creates instances of SCP-XXXX-1, which will remain in an altered state until exiting SCP-XXXX. In addition, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 do not believe that they had somehow manifested in SCP-XXXX but rather went on a vacation there via a means of transportation chosen seemingly at random ranging from walking to long-distance space travel.
Populating SCP-XXXX are hundreds of SCP-XXXX-2 instances, which wear purple and gold uniforms emblazoned with the Wondertainment "W" Logo. Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are indistinguishable from adult humans in appearance, but are significantly stronger and are capable of manifesting various objects1 for use. SCP-XXXX-2 instances display the words "Wondertainment Brand Cool Parents" etched on the back of their necks. Aside from conducting general maintenance of SCP-XXXX, these constructs additionally serve as the caretakers of SCP-XXXX-1 instances during their stay.
Notable attractions within SCP-XXXX include:
Moon Drop Drop - A drop tower style ride which reaches a height of 2,000 km prior to falling.
Terry's Tea Time Trolley - A spinning teacup style ride in which passengers are served tea by costumed SCP-XXXX-2 instances. Despite reaching high levels of centrifugal force, the liquid has not been observed to spill nor will subjects experience nausea/dizziness while on the ride.
"Dr. Wondertainment vs Herman Fuller: Let's Save the Circus" in 5D! - An 'augmented reality' attraction in which subjects are provided toy weapons to 'battle' a stylized caricature resembling Herman Fuller alongside Dr. Wondertainment.
Mr. Fish's Bog Cruise - A lazy river style attraction in which subjects are lead on a shallow-water circuit while a costumed SCP-XXXX-2 instance entertains those present.
Robo-Dude's Robo-Smackdown - An attraction which allows subjects to pilot 8 km tall robots designed for pugilism. Subjects may choose to combat one another or an SCP-XXXX-2 instance.
The Little Misters: Rockin' Wonder World!™ Live!- A nightly performance by a musical group bearing a resemblance to other known Dr. Wondertainment anomalies. The performers are believed to be animatronics.
Discovery: Knowledge of SCP-XXXX first became available to the Foundation following the discovery of several billboards advertising 'Wonder World!™ will bring out the inner kid in you!' Following an investigation, further materials were discovered including TV commercials and online advertisements. Photographs of children were found on online social media accounts with the hashtag '#wonderworld!™', but no conclusive information regarding the physical location of SCP-XXXX could be discerned from interrogations and picture analysis.
Attempts made by Foundation personnel to contact the hotline advertised on SCP-XXXX marketing material were met with failure, as all answering personnel appeared to be on a 'do-not-permit list.' Research on SCP-XXXX was halted in 2028 due to a lack of leads and reliable information.
On March 20th, 2030, Marshall, Carter, and Dark associate Michael Erikson was apprehended following a raid on a suspected warehouse. The subject was found to have two SCP-XXXX tickets on their person and informed the Foundation of a financial agreement between Dr. Wondertainment and Marshall, Carter, and Dark regarding SCP-XXXX.
On April 12th, 2030, a meeting was arranged between the Foundation and Marshall, Carter, and Dark representatives to obtain information on SCP-XXXX in exchange for the release of their associate.
Addendum XXXX-001: On April 16th, 2030, Agent Victor LaFerrier bought a ticket for himself and three other agents, acting as two couples planning on taking a vacation. Agent LaFerrier was instructed to enter SCP-XXXX, drop a single remote-controlled drone and enter the park with the fellow Agents. The drone itself would then be manned by outside Foundation Agents. The following footage is an abbreviated version of the 2 hours and 48 minutes worth of footage gathered by the drone before it was discovered and disabled by instances of SCP-XXXX-2.
<Begin Footage>
<00:00 - 00:46> Agent LaFerrier turns on the drone. The drone remains motionless for several seconds before flying into the air.
<00:46 - 05:12> Agent LaFerrier along with the other three Foundation Agents speak with an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, then begin to transform into instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Their bags are searched and items including a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and the agent's weapons are confiscated. The confiscated items are stored and the bags are sent to the on-site resort. Agent LaFerrier and company and enter SCP-XXXX.
<05:12 - 22:58> The drone follows the Foundation Agents as they approach several rides, none of which have lines despite being constantly active. The drone peels away from the team as they enter a rocket-powered rollercoaster titled "The X-Treme WondeRocket!".
<22:58 - 01:44:03> The drone flies around the area, observing several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and rides from above. The Foundation Agent piloting the drone believes an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 has spotted the drone, and in an attempt to avoid capture, flies into the "Awwww-Dorable Baby Animal Petting Zoo!" animal enclosure.
<01:44:03 - 01:55:55> The drone remains motionless in the feeding shed. It observes several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 entering, receiving pastel-colored food pellets, and leaving. One instance of SCP-XXXX-1 notices the drone from its hiding places and exclaims, pointing it out. An instance of SCP-XXXX-2 enters the feeding shed. The drone attempts to flee.
<01:55:55 - 02:00:47> The drone is pursued by an instance of SCP-XXXX-2. It manifests a purple-colored rope lasso, which hooks the drone and grounds it. The flight system is destroyed but the camera is still fully functional.
<02:00:47 - 02:39:29> An instance of SCP-XXXX-2 retrieves the drone and observes it. A second instance of SCP-XXXX-2 enters view and observes the drone, then speaks unintelligibly to the first. A multicolored flash of light surrounds the drone, and feed is cut off for approximately five seconds. Once the feed is re-established, the drone re-appears in a room with very little furniture. The drone remains motionless aside from maneuvering its camera. In the room, several unfinished mechanical devices can be observed, including unfinished instances of SCP-XXXX-2.
<02:39:29 - 02:48:41> A woman with white hair and large, gold-colored eyes enters frame and observes the drone. She tuts, and leaves frame, reappearing five seconds later with a paper reading "No unauthorized photography in Wonder World!™" The camera feed cuts off the next second. Though no SOS signal has been received from the drone, it is presumed to have been destroyed.
<End Log>
Addendum XXXX-002: On July 15th, 2030, a Marshall, Carter, and Dark representative contacted Foundation-MC&D liaison, Isabella Blanco, in regards to their captured associate. Terms were set for an agreement to release Michael Erikson in exchange for information regarding SCP-XXXX. Site-55's lead Wondertainment Researcher Doctor J. Everwood and Agent LaFerrier were selected to represent the Foundation due to their familiarity with SCP-XXXX. Marshall, Carter, and Dark selected a representative named Mr. Chen.
The following document is a transcribed log of the exchange.
<Begin Log>
Everwood: Wow, fancy. I was expecting some sort of dingy warehouse, but this place is nice. I mean, sparkling water? I wish we had this kind of stuff back home.
Chen: We pride ourselves on excellence and exceeding expectations, madame.
Everwood: No kidding.
LaFerrier: Yes, the merchants are, uh, extravagant. Anyways, it's good to meet you, Mister Chen. I am Roscoe and this is my colleague, Julie.2 We've got your colleague in our carrier out back.
[AGENT LAFERRIER PRODUCES A POLAROID PHOTOGRAPH OF ERIKSON HOLDING THE CURRENT DATE'S NEWSPAPER AND OFFERS IT TO CHEN.]
Chen: Hrmm.
[CHEN TAKES THE PHOTOGRAPH, NODS, AND PLACES IT ON THE TABLE BETWEEN THEM.]
LaFerrier: Your turn, Mister Chen.
Chen: Make no mistake, my superiors intend to hold up their end of our agreement, but it, unfortunately won't be as simple as we had hoped it would be.
LaFerrier: What do you mean?
Chen: Well… you will see shortly. Wonder World is, as you likely know by now, a sort of pocket dimension. It functions as a theme park where one can both metaphorically and literally become a child once more.
[A LOUD SOUND IS AUDIBLE, FOLLOWED BY A FLASH OF MULTICOLORED LIGHTS. A HUMANOID, NOTED AS POI-386-985, OR 'LAWYER' MANIFESTS BESIDE CHEN.]
Lawyer: That's Wonder World Tee Emm! Wonder World Tee Emm is an intellectual property trademarked by the Dr. Wondertainment Company, and is labeled as such!
[AGENT LAFERRIER FLINCHES IN SURPRISE. DOCTOR EVERWOOD SNORTS IN AMUSEMENT.]
LaFerrier: Jesus, who are-
Chen: Please, don't engage it in conversation. It's only really here to provide insight from the Wondertainment side of things and make sure that there are no violations to the contract.
Lawyer: It's a pleasure to be here today! Let's all try to have fun with this hostage negotiation, hm?
[CHEN SIGHS.]
Everwood: I like him.
Lawyer: I'm not a man, I'm a Lawyer! But thank you anyway, I appreciate it!
Chen: Anyway, if you all could just ask the questions you need? I think we'd all appreciate that.
LaFerrier: Well, now that that Lawyer is here, that makes me personally pretty curious to how this whole agreement works.
Chen: Listen, there's barely anything that I can talk about with it.
[CHEN GESTURES OVER TO LAWYER]
Chen: If I say anything out of line, Lawyer will basically feed me to the dogs.
Lawyer: Not true! Violation of the Wonder World Tee Emm Contract does not result in being fed to any form of canine, but rather a severe fine and temporary barring of entry into Wonder World Tee Emm!
Chen: It's a figure of- forget it.
LaFerrier: So part of the deal is Marshall, Carter and Dark gets free access to Wonderworld or something?
Lawyer: Wonder World Tee Emm! And only discounted!
[AGENT LAFERRIER NODS IN APPRECIATION TO LAWYER]
LaFerrier: Thank you, my mistake.
Everwood: Wait, hold up, Lawyer-
[LAWYER SHARPLY TURNS ITS HEAD TO DOCTOR EVERWOOD]
Lawyer: Hm? Yes?
Everwood: Correct me if I'm wrong, but that sounds like information from the Wonder World Con-
[DOCTOR EVERWOOD CLEARS HER THROAT]
Everwood: Wonder World Tee Emm Contact.
[CHEN SQUINTS AT DOCTOR EVERWOOD, THEN LOOKS UP TO LAWYER]
Lawyer: That's!…
[LAWYER PAUSES WITH ITS MOUTH HANGING OPEN, THEN PROCEEDS TO SWEAT PROFUSELY]
Lawyer: Information regarding the Wonder World Tee Emm Contract is strictly prohibited in non-business affairs, thank you!
[CHEN SMIRKS]
Chen: Would you not consider this a business affair? Look at where we are, after all. This isn't some back alley dealing, this is a proper negotiation between three organizations.
Lawyer: That is… a valid observation!
Addendum XXXX-003: Following the exchange between the Foundation and MC&D, the entity known as 'Lawyer' manifested before Site-55's director, Dr. Moose. An agreement between the Foundation and Dr. Wondertainment was struck with approval from the O5 Council. Key points of the agreement are listed below.
- The Foundation is allowed restricted access to SCP-XXXX (Wonder World™).
- The Foundation is not to inquire or engage any third party on matters concerning Dr. Wondertainment and Wondertainment Inc.'s financial matters.
- Wondertainment Inc. agrees to allow the Foundation information on related anomalies.
- Wondertainment Inc. agrees to uphold the masquerade as defined by the SCP Foundation in regards to the operations of SCP-XXXX.
TO PUT SOMEWHERE
Though SCP-XXXX lacks a known point of entry, accessing the anomaly is achievable via cont
