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Item #: SCP-XXXX
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Subsection of an SCP-XXXX instance's appendage.


Special Containment Procedures: Spyware is to be installed in the databases of healthcare providers. Patient records are to be automatically monitored for pregnancies with a due date between the 20th and 30th December. Pregnancies identified as a potential source of SCP-XXXX must have labour induced no later than the 22nd December. Any pregnancies still active on the 25th December are to have labour delayed until at least the 30th December. If an SCP-XXXX instance is produced, Foundation combat units are to be deployed to find and destroy said instance.

Three SCP-XXXX instances are contained at Area-02 in a granite-lined containment cell with an FT-600 Incinerator failsafe installed in the ceiling. Following the loss of life, and the aggressive behaviour demonstrated during Incident XXXX-2016/12/25, Foundation agents responding to SCP-XXXX events are to do so with the goal of the instance's elimination.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a form of human-born reality bending entity that is exclusively born on a 25th December that falls on a Sunday. SCP-XXXX instances appear similar to human neonates, although with increased size1 and a lack of all pigmentation. From the neck down, instances' bodies are devoid of organs and other bodily tissue, and are instead filled entirely with spinose structures similar to botanical thorns. Samples of cells collected from SCP-XXXX instances have been found to be devoid of paternal DNA, instead expressing traits derived exclusively from their mother.

Born exclusively to devout Christian mothers,2 it is currently hypothesised that the synchronisation of two calendar periods of religious significance, Christmas and the Sabbath, combined with the former holiday's significance deriving from an act of childbirth, results in a reality-level variation localised to the mother's womb. Anomalous properties will only begin to develop during labour, with the pregnancy appearing non-anomalous prior to this. Of potential significance is that, when questioned by the Foundation post SCP-XXXX incidents, 80% of surviving mothers have admitted to committing what they believe is a grave sin. Reported sins include:

  • Cheating on their husband during pregnancy, or fearing the pregnancy was conceived through an extramarital affair.
  • A wavering belief in God, and a questioning of divine plans.
  • Coveting others' lifestyles and belongings.
  • Theft and deceitfulness.

Due to the nature of SCP-XXX incidents, sample sizes are too low for significant conclusions to be drawn from the above data.

SCP-XXXX instances have mild to moderate thaumaturgical abilities. These abilities vary, but are roughly aligned to the miracles demonstrated by Jesus of Nazareth in the Bible, and seem to correspond to the respective mother's personal religious beliefs.3 Instances have a limited level of control over these abilities; and are often unable to deploy them repeatedly in quick succession. The exception to this is manipulation of the thorn-like material located within their body cavities. Whilst capable of speech, vocalisations are often limited to pastiches of holy texts.

Discovery:

Hospital

St Alcuin's Hospital, England.

On Sunday, 25th December, 2016, Foundation operatives were made aware of an incident involving numerous fatalities at St. Alcuin's Hospital, England. Initial emergency services calls made vague references to a possible SCP-XXXX instance. At 18:42, the hospital lost power and eyewitnesses outside called emergency services, reporting screams and cries from within. The below transcript details a 999 call made from within the hospital.


Hello,

Recent events have come to light on the physiology and lifecycle of SCP-XXXX instances. Under containment conditions, we believe that SCP-XXXX instances had been deprived of the necessary conditions to gestate into the second stage of their lifecycle. However, with the recently discovered SCP-XXXX-β instance, I am requesting the following be appended to the description of the SCP-XXXX file.

Requested update to description: When exposed to environments with high values of Akita radiation, SCP-XXXX instances enter a new lifecycle stage, herein designated as SCP-XXXX-β. When transitioning into being an SCP-XXXX-β, SCP-XXXX instances will seek out the largest place of religious expression nearby and will force themselves into the nearest dark, enclosed space.

One it has placed itself in the desired location, the wound on the instance’s side will open and its internal vine system will emerge, wrapping completely around the instance and attaching it to its surrounding walls. Over the span of the next 20 years, the instance will develop and grow inside the cocoon. Once it has reached maturity, it will emerge as an SCP-XXXX-β.

SCP-XXXX-β instances are identical copies of the religious leader it has latched onto and developed nearby. However, unlike their human models, they have the empty internal structure of their stage-1 form. In addition, SCP-XXXX-β instances feed on misplaced belief directed towards them and will either attempt to gather a large congregations of followers of their own, or will consume their human model and take control of the established congregation. Instances will often lie or misrepresent passages of religious significance in order to maximize their follower count and encourage belief to be placed in them instead of the religion itself.


Along with the additions to the description, I am requesting the following addendum be added to the base file of SCP-XXXX:

Based on tech detection searching for similarities in perversion of bible references and devotion levels, the following people are to be tracked down and tested for if they are scp instances:

-Dr. Pierre Dagon
Department of Sciences


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So what we're here gonna do, so we're gonna talk about faith today. Yes we are, praise God.

So how do you, how do you poor wretches, take the faith of God right down inside you? This faith is something people, for centuries, have cried and died for! Glory to God, yes, amen!

Do you trust me?

A little louder; do you trust me?

Glory to God! Now, hands in the air. You're gonna repeat after me:

In the name of the Lord this man shall receive restoration! Your sins and wounds be cleansed by the water of the Word! Let it wash over you and wash your pains away!

The brain is a lump of meat

If your hobbies are your source, If your job is your source, if your family is your source, you are in trouble! You are in deep trouble! The Lord must be your source! You need none other than this church! You need not eat, you need not drink, The Lord will sustain you, I will sustain you!

Why Brother, you'd have your flock choose church over family? Absolutely! Absolutely, praise God. For God will be there at the end. Your family will not!

It is coming!


Media:
Subsection of an SCP-XXXX instance's thorny appendage:
https://www.needpix.com/photo/download/1421812/thorn-thorns-branch-branches-rosebushes-thorny-close-up-plant-thorns

Hospital:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Abandoned_Hospital_%2834021696712%29.jpg

Collapse:
https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1170521


Crit:
Not-a-seagull:
It needs more. The incident log is the body of the article, but it feels like something really should've come before that.
If I were you I'd shorten the incident log and maybe add something like a journal entry, or interview, or another type of deep dive into the anomaly's lore before the confrontation.
Didn't like the lillies quote (is from the lazarus incident, but find another)