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A scientific chart depicting SCP-XXXX's primary effect

Another chart. While it does not relate to SCP-XXXX or its effects, it does look sciency and official, further proving how serious SCP-XXXX's effects are.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All knowledge of SCP-XXXX and the accompanying text are to be censored from personnel not inoculated with Meme Complex 34-ALPHA-ELEMENTARY. Meme Complex 34-ALPHA-ELEMENTARY is to consist of repeated layered elements consisting of children's songs and noises of human defecation and flatulence into one audio file. Personnel are to listen to Meme Complex 34-ALPHA-ELEMENTARY between five and seven times before proceeding with the rest of the file.

Mild memetic trigger phrases created by the Foundation are to be inserted into media, encouraging the current global culture to consider discussion of, and humor centered around bodily functions to be taboo. This is primarily to target the parents of very young children, who are particularly vulnerable to discovering SCP-XXXX independently.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous sense of humor that allows a subject to achieve godhood.

SCP-XXXX refers to a collection of 6 jokes. The jokes differ in content, but all rely on obscene humor and vulgar imagery to set up their respective punchlines. When an individual is exposed to SCP-XXXX, they will react in one of two ways dependent on their RDHI (Richaelblast Dirty Humor Index). Individuals with an RDHI of 17 or higher, when exposed to an instance of SCP-XXXX, will find it exceptionally funny, erupting in laughter almost instantly. They will then attempt to spread SCP-XXXX verbally or via social media.

When an individual with an RDHI of 16 or lower is exposed to SCP-XXXX, they will undergo two changes. First, they will think that the instance of SCP-XXXX they were exposed to is the single most horrifying thing in the known universe. Second, their biological functions will crudely transform, until their poo becomes pee and their pee becomes poo.

SCP-XXXX Instance	Text
SCP-XXXX-1	Insert sort of funny, unoffensive dirty joke here, but with redactions where the no-no words are.
SCP-XXXX-2	Insert sort of funny, unoffensive dirty joke here, but with redactions where the no-no words are.
SCP-XXXX-3	Insert sort of funny, unoffensive dirty joke here, but with redactions where the no-no words are.
SCP-XXXX-4	Insert sort of funny, unoffensive dirty joke here, but with redactions where the no-no words are.
SCP-XXXX-5	Insert sort of funny, unoffensive dirty joke here, but with redactions where the no-no words are.
SCP-XXXX-6	Why did the chicken cross the road? [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

D-42069 was placed in a soundproof testing chamber. A synthesized rendition of SCP-XXXX-1 through -6 was played through the room's speakers. The subject remained stationary during the recording, and was not responsive to instructions from command.

At the end of the recording, D-42069 immediately collapsed and began to convulse. A mixture of urine, feces, and blood spurted explosively from the pores of the subject's skin. Hair and nails were ejected from the body by the pressure of the excrement. Supervising personnel activated the chamber's sprinklers in response. As the room cleared, it was observed that the body of the former D-42069 had ossified, and now took the appearance of concrete and rebar.