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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter
Containment Procedures: A complete prevention of the spread of SCP-XXXX-J instances is currently not possible due to manifestations being extremely varied and unpredictable.
Containment efforts are focused on the censorship of relevant content and mitigating any possible information breaches.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an anomalous podcast, referred to by its hosts as, and published under the name of "Scp Restauarnt" [sic]. Each episode of SCP-XXXX-J (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-J instances) features a review-style show, discussing and rating the contents of a random SCP object document. Hosts of SCP-XXXX-J appear to believe the documents to be science fiction. How information from the SCiPnet database is gained in the first place is currently unknown. SCP-XXXX-J instances are published on a weekly basis and never have the same host, with the recording quality, review style and publishing method constantly changing.
SCP-XXXX-J instances have to date been observed being published in the following forms:
- Uploaded to the streaming service Spotify
- Uploaded to the website YouTube as a video
- Uploaded to the website Facebook as a video advertisement
- Contained in a Sony brand tape deck sold on eBay
- Replacing the default ringtone of all Nokia N95 phones
- Uploaded to the workshop section of the games client Steam for the game Garry's Mod, in the form of a sound file that plays whenever a weapon is used in-game
- Uploaded to iTunes
All accounts linked to these activities have existed on these sites for several years, albeit with no prior or following activity.
Addendum: Examples of SCP-XXXX-J instances
SCP-XXXX-J-1: Reviewing SCP-AAAA
[Sound File] Normal bad take but with bad audio quality. Maybe a fan in the background and stuff like that
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-BBBB
[Sound File] A bit worse but in broken english.
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-CCCC
[Sound File] Arrogant art critic
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing ouroboros
[Sound File] too long didnt read after 1 and a half minutes of intro
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-055
[Sound File] empty file, what were we talking about?
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-FFFF
[Sound File] people fighting in the background, the host slowly sarting to cry
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-089-ARC
[Sound File] Just a godawful reddit take (better than rewrite, blame sjws) Foundation note at bottom talking about no knowledge of rewrite
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-3199
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing SCP-500
[Sound File,] in Chinese "hey SCP vsauce here" mp3]]
SCP-XXXX-J-35: Reviewing thalassomania
[Sound File] 7.8/10 too much water mp3]]
SCP-XXXX-J-35 Reviewing SCP-001
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