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Ralliston-to-English Dictionary
Ralliston is fluent in two languages: Polish, and Rallistonese. Rallistonese resembles English, and many of its words are merely one or two characters off their English counterparts. Others, however, vary wildly and the connection between them is often unclear and sometimes completely inscrutable.
This is a partial documentation of the more esoteric terms in Ralliston's constructed language.
| Gibberish he typed | Real words he probably meant |
|---|---|
| able | name |
| acixdnetalt | accidentally |
| adding | hassling |
| adertiser | salesman |
| age | are |
| ahir | shit/shut |
| aklrught | alright |
| aleana | |
| ambarasment | embarrassment |
| andicke | milk |
| antönende | antimeme |
| any good | my god |
| applogizs | apologize |
| arupid | stupid |
| armit | armpit |
| artism | artistry |
| arty ole | article |
| ashy is | psychos |
| Audrey | suddenly |
| auspreisend | surprised |
| AWhatnt thick | what the fuck |
| a random say | |
| a ransom dsy | |
| Baron how | |
| bame | name |
| bewirft | beauty |
| be CA use | because |
| be dude | because |
| black autism iv | Black Autumn IV |
| btich | bitch |
| bourse | horse |
| brithertab | brother |
| BS | |
| bulging of yoy hete | bullying of you here |
| but author | big author |
| bunk | think |
| b Elena | to mean |
| call loot | call-out |
| call spit | call-out |
| cawboy | cowboy |
| Chan gee d | changed |
| concent | content |
| concept | context |
| concerto | concept |
| Corrected-7 | corrected |
| Council I Süd | consciousness |
| crest | great |
| crmmod9jgn | good morning |
| cronbau | crom au |
| cock | cook |
| Cody less | cordless |
| cordless | costsless |
| costsless | priceless |
| coll | could |
| collage | collab |
| concostent | consistent |
| conesour | connoisseur |
| consitant | consistent |
| contained | consume |
| corn | CROM.aic |
| cuberswyd | |
| dad | sad |
| Daktstfuff | |
| destricting | disturbing |
| discionary | dictionary |
| distrusting | disturbing |
| diffused | surprised |
| daffy I meme | draft I mean |
| diregarf | disregard |
| discordf | Discord |
| ducking | fucking |
| dvogodos | good |
| drakes ur g | |
| drying | dying |
| Elise | episode |
| Eloji | Emoji |
| Eluded | |
| entkernen | antimeme |
| evbarassong | embarrassing |
| every | |
| excessive | exercise |
| Excwstlu | exactly |
| expertise | excessive |
| ezciisnintl | Exceedingly |
| facists | fascists |
| faddists | fascists |
| fail wate of Tom | total waste of time |
| fair lc m | fairly |
| falling | calling |
| fart | fairly |
| fear | hear |
| ficitonal | fictional |
| fish | dish |
| FIXIDDID | fixed |
| fiucking | fucking |
| fondation | Foundation |
| fritters | critters |
| fuck toy | fuck you |
| fun | fuck |
| FUXK | fuck |
| gal I g | talking |
| gebete | there |
| GOC | god |
| godbibisitvrealixed | god I just realized |
| Gödel | goddess |
| Goethe | each other's |
| gorier | you're |
| go | .lc |
| gos | god |
| got | god |
| Gravity Suit | Mr. Cuddles |
| Greenwood | |
| guckers | fuckers |
| GURRY | furry |
| Harryl | |
| Harrylvabk | |
| hrhesyvlanj | |
| HRry | |
| hatw | hate |
| HatryBlank | |
| hat3e | hate |
| have | hate |
| hear | heart |
| help | hell |
| He readingl | harassing |
| hiehertab | brithertab (see above) |
| higher | taller |
| hin | hub |
| hippos | |
| holt shiyt | holy shit |
| host lost | not post |
| hot | not |
| hollow | |
| homothicc | homophobic |
| hounds | sounds |
| House& | |
| humants | humans |
| hust | just |
| iCloud | Euclid |
| idiky | idiot |
| ids | is |
| Ikke | |
| interesting the d | interested |
| intetesye | interested |
| int eh whake | in the chat |
| in exist I've | initiative |
| It Bing | nothing |
| i'd irs a profile | if it's a problem |
| I'm hee pepfilershye | on her profile |
| isea | idea |
| jadkcal | |
| JakdagonX | |
| jeher | hehehe |
| Jesus cgeist | Jesus Christ |
| Jews | jeez |
| jnlsss | unless |
| joner | boner |
| jostiu | just |
| Kaktus erde | kaktusverse |
| kidding | missing |
| kigma | dogma |
| kilk | milk |
| kiss | miss |
| kissing | missing |
| knownibwoudktn | know wouldn't |
| kogma | dogma |
| kolk | milk |
| kurderius fegie | murderous regime |
| lidded | pissed |
| lied | realized |
| life | luge [editor's note: yes, seriously] |
| like | kick |
| likle | like |
| losing | posting |
| loss of | piss off |
| losses | pissed |
| mad Erbe | made the |
| makfusvwrse | kaktusverse |
| maracbre | macabre |
| medical | medical |
| medical | medical |
| medical | medival |
| medival | medieval |
| memeveeyoen | everyone |
| micrphone | microphone |
| Mifepristone regimehahi | murderous regime |
| minecrtat | Minecraft |
| minets | minutes |
| modicum | |
| mom's milk | Mind Milk |
| morning | morning |
| morning | nothing |
| monetär | monster |
| money's | moments |
| moyhercucker | motherfucker |
| moyhercuckers | motherfucker (plural) |
| muhh vu | much |
| Musial hender | musical gender |
| musician genderlsjnv | Musial hender (see above) |
| MYFCUKIGN GFOD | MY FUCKING GOD |
| nachzufinanzierende | macguffin |
| nad | bad |
| natolianist | nationalist |
| nature | maturity |
| nautrzalied | neutralized |
| neucance | nuance |
| never@kmd | nevermind |
| nice | much |
| nietetest es | interested |
| Nobel | normal |
| noit | not |
| NoS | No |
| onsultimg | insulting |
| oen | one |
| oit | out |
| oj | oh |
| Ökonomen | people |
| on her pepfile | on her profile |
| outl | out |
| ovoosult | obviously |
| ow | know |
| owerweight | overweight |
| padbdemic | pandemic |
| pain | Paint.net |
| pantipticon | panopticon |
| patiency | patience |
| Pelshsteaa | please |
| permamently | permanently |
| perticular | particular |
| Pissing Angela | Weeping Angels |
| pferdedecke | predecessor |
| predecesot | predecessor |
| pit h | idea |
| pisze | is |
| plejg | |
| plokish vranch | Polish branch |
| pod ye s | posted |
| pribably | probably |
| prnounce | pronounce |
| prnsrn | print screen |
| psyhco | psycho |
| pTawtatxbabdbtird | Parawatch |
| plcaholder | |
| pope tent | moment |
| pot | pog |
| pushy o | psycho |
| pynch | punch, lynch or both? mystery of the age |
| racist | fascists |
| rad | read |
| RALLISTONEĘ | |
| Rallistoneese | Rallistonese |
| reassure toon | Resurrection |
| reduse | refuse |
| red direction | Resurrection |
| repeadetly | repeatedly |
| repearedlyu | repeatedly |
| reposted | changed URL |
| reslity sing | Reality sink |
| river | ever |
| Rom | CROM.aic |
| rounderhpuse | |
| rfuckyou | fuck you |
| satyfying | satisfying |
| say our | stand out |
| Seite | series |
| seriosulu | seriously |
| Sensixa | sensible(?) |
| sharing ray | shrink ray |
| shate | shape |
| shit | shut |
| shite | shape |
| should tut | shouldn't I |
| shut | shit |
| silt | silly |
| sever | server |
| sewer | server |
| singlehadedily | singlehandedly |
| slee | sleep |
| slee all | skeeball |
| soariency | patiency (see above) |
| stormbreast | |
| strecjing | stretching |
| stuoid | stupid |
| sub o chili's | subconscious |
| sulrdised | surprised |
| s'mores | emotes |
| s fyzg-8 | stories |
| s try pi's | stupid |
| tag | that |
| tak | yak |
| tbtiee | whole |
| tfanslTion | translation |
| thigh | though |
| Tilda koose | Tilda Moose |
| tilde loose | Tilda Moose |
| tewet | tweet |
| tebically | technically |
| thechbicly | technically |
| theisizu | |
| thinik | think |
| thin in | thing |
| titty | nippy |
| thos | this |
| throwbii | thrown |
| tobwrite | to write |
| toy | |
| toy | you |
| to crèches | corrected |
| to sis | |
| to the | and it |
| Tromp | Trump |
| tupoed | typoed |
| Turks | titles |
| t meimestwly | was immediately |
| twtitter | |
| typoefd | typoed |
| undergrad | underrated |
| und Tomate lc | unfortunate |
| ungelogen | intelligent |
| uou | you |
| unsatysfying | unsatisfying |
| Vat | |
| vesifudily | beautiful |
| Wandered Mibesey | Wanderer's Library |
| Weber | server |
| werrylium | |
| weshh Th u | wealthy |
| question | |
| wha't shte oposite | what's the opposite |
| whisk the | wouldn't |
| Why don't you like it lol | Do you not like it |
| wir | wait |
| wir got es | downvotes |
| wohnt I | wouldn't |
| woudltn | wouldn't |
| wreird | weird |
| wirirjes | writes |
| w | sense |
| yeemol | |
| yhauamtoegisy | thaumaturgist |
| you*& | you |
| you get my pinky | you get my point |
| yoy | you |
| Yo mewn | to mean |
| Yrump | Trump |
The following words and phrases represent the JakdragonXese dialect of Rallistonese, as spoken exclusively by JakdragonX.
| Gibberish he typed | Real words he probably meant |
|---|---|
| 9fobme | of me |
| aborgate | abrogate |
| ahcrennshot | screenshot |
| alajwhata | what's |
| anteater | antedate |
| baopelning | happening |
| barfin | Garfing [Jak's like ten, so] |
| bkuigieor9isw | bourgeoisie |
| bhellv | hell |
| Birther | birthday |
| bookmaklrk | bookmark |
| bozo | bonsai |
| burgarlier | burglar |
| cokesrhs | kosher |
| colonlization | colonization |
| damint | damnit |
| dumv | dumb |
| EALLISTONOKIS FEET | RALLISTON LIKES FEET |
| eitheohtt | teeth |
| fart | art |
| fjck | fuck |
| Forrest | forest |
| funm | fun |
| furry | guru |
| gent | vent |
| gait birthdays | happy birthday |
| godonighoith | goodnight |
| goformrmjfijd | good morning |
| goodmoromooing evevetone | good morning everyone |
| goosmigut | goodnight |
| gpivueles | poggers |
| happwpn8ng | happening |
| Harty | |
| hauury | |
| hilarjsious | hilarious |
| homos | homies |
| hoogoos.oming | good morning |
| Hrwlaclpist? | what list? |
| hyptoheisticallyl aspeakinhg | hypothetically speaking |
| ibcuxent | incident |
| impissivle | impossible |
| inhave | have |
| it sfjckingb | it's fucking |
| jakpp | Jakpoo |
| lile fekt | like feet |
| Lwrs | Let's |
| maolwl | make |
| me | the |
| mindnmill | Mind Milk |
| miseed | missed |
| moflm | not |
| mo | no |
| mom vore | MMM vore |
| named fropped | name dropped |
| not | now |
| np | no |
| ogodo nightl asdveveony | good night everyone |
| okaky | okay |
| P9goeors | poggers |
| pighers | poggers |
| pleaww | please |
| proal;blebl! | probably |
| qhaitj is japppemokm | what is happening |
| qharhsl | what's |
| Rallistob | |
| rallistpm | |
| REALLG | really |
| remdoinders | reminders |
| screenshit | screenshot |
| send it my awy and I'll tookk at it kater | send it my way and I'll look at it later |
| tehehet | teeth |
| THIT | it |
| three | tell |
| the big ducks ass | the cold sucks ass |
| tobaject | abject |
| vchomniosss | homies |
| vlackmailes | blackmailed |
| wahtion | what in |
| wehat itin the fuck | what in the fuck |
| whantkhavecicm | what have I missed |
| who Oxnard | catch |
| xollabxon | Collabcon |
