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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized, Formerly Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a large saltwater aquarium specially furnished to house instances of torquigener albomaculosus1. Due to recent aggressive behavior, no additional non-anomalous members of the species are to be kept alongside SCP-XXXX.

Oracle Events may only be initiated once weekly by specially trained personnel. The frequency restriction may be lifted during extenuating circumstances.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous member of the species torquigener albomaculosus, or White-Spotted Pufferfish. It routinely engages in behavior normally seen in the species, which is to say that it uses its body and its fins to create nesting areas on seafloors (or the floor of its aquarium i guess??????????????????????). If no Oracle Event is initiated, it will simply create the geometric, circular designs normally seen in nature, in an attempt to attract a mate.

An Oracle Event may be initiated by bla bla blab la balba balb la balb lab la bla. After doing so, SCP-XXXX will normally take a moment (from a couple of seconds up to 3 minutes) where it appears to be thinking; it remains motionless in the one place, and stares continuously in the same direction. Afterwards, it will begin shaping the seafloor. Instead of building a nest, however, it will create one or more symbols, which are a part of an entire complicated system of communication, to answer the question posed to it. [tHIS SENTENCE LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE] Some examples of symbols it tends to employ as well as their meanings can be found in pfpfpfpfpfpffpfpfpf. Decoded answers produced by SCP-XXXX have been found to be correct estimations or predictions 100% of the time, without fail. [ANOTHER SHITTY SENTENCE]

SCP-XXXX was discovered after a video went viral showcasing a compilation of SCP-XXXX, which was being kept in an aquarium at a zoo in [black redaction box im too lazy to copy paste it rn], drawing logos of sports teams which would later end up winning large-scale sporting events on a sand floor. Foundation operatives later confiscated SCP-XXXX and amnesticized all involved. All video footage of it has been removed and rumors have been implanted suggesting that the whole thing was a hoax and that CGI had been used to make it seem real. [NOTE TO SELF: THIS ENTIRE SECTION IS WRITTEN LIKE SHIT SO JUST REWRITE IT SO ITS NOT SHIT LATER]

Addendum: he got stress :'(