Mayor Tom

Mayoral oil painting of SCP-XXXX from Boring's City Hall, painted by John Q. Adams.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Special Agent Heidi Williams-Huang of MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways") has been placed undercover as a mayoral aide to supervise the anomaly. Weekly reports are to be delivered by the Agent. All legislation introduced by SCP-XXXX's office will be forwarded to a coalition of Foundation and UIU agents. If the legislation does not meet the UIU's Baseline of Non-Anomalous Legislature, a Foundation agent posing as a county judge will contest the bill.

As part of the 1939 Political Integrity Agreement entered with the UIU, the Foundation will not make attempts to remove SCP-XXXX from office.¹

To limit civilian contact with the anomaly including town halls and public speeches, Boring City Hall has been closed under Foundation Cover Story #14 ("Structural Instability"). Direct containment of the entity has been deferred to GoI-466 (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions) as per the Boring Agreement².

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to Tom "The Beak" Goble, a specimen of turkey³ and the acting mayor of Boring, Oregon.

SCP-XXXX possesses visual and auditory cognitohazardous effects. Subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX will perceive the entity as a middle-aged Caucasian male, typically wearing a suit and tie. Any sounds produced by SCP-XXXX will be interpreted as speech relevant to the current situation. It is currently unknown whether SCP-XXXX truly possesses any political knowledge or if its expressed standings and opinions are a part of its cognitohazardous properties.

The entity has served two consecutive terms, having first been elected in 2001. SCP-XXXX's mayoral platform consisted largely of environmental reform, protection of endangered species, improvement of the local school's curriculum, and an expansion of the Boring Animal Services program. Through the policies and grants allowed by SCP-XXXX, Wilson's Wildlife Solutions (then Wilson's Wildlife Shelter) was able to successfully (?????????????????????).

SCP-XXXX was re-elected in 2005 and operated out of the Boring City Hall until its discovery in 2008 following the Ursus Maritimus Incident.

Addendum:

• The Foundation sends Tim/Fae Wilson in to investigate the mayor.
• they are acting as if they are being hazed by the foundation
• the mayor and tim/fae talk, mayor gets angry that he is being accused of being a turkey
• conversation is one-sided, as the foundation only picks up clucks but tim/fae hear him talking normally
• throw some jokes in
• end log
• idea for second addendum
• it announces its going to run for governor of oregon
• "at least its not running for president"
• "yeah i dont think we've given that guy enough gummy worms to cover for last time yet"

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Footnotes

1. By physical force, smear campaigns, election rigging or extreme gerrymandering as defined by Paragraph 4 Clause 2 of the Political Integrity Agreement

2. Following the Ursus Maritimus Incident of 2008, the Boring Agreement was created as a binding document which allows Wilson's Wildlife Solutions to handle the containment of Euclid or Safe fauna based anomalies within Clackamas County under supervision of the SCP Foundation.

3. Meleagris gallopavo