Bears, man, how do they work?
i'm sure they do somehow, but we'll never know.
Item Number: SCP-████
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All effort will be made to close off any naturally formed cave to the public.
Description: SCP-████ is an anomalous sequence of actions that cause a person to become a bear. The actions are as follows:
first, the date must be towards the end of fall, within 1 week before the season changes.
second, the individual must have a full stomach. Exact amount ingested can vary, but the subject must have eaten until the subject experiences mild to severe discomfort from overeating.
third, the subject must enter a naturally formed outcropping of stone. size may vary, but there must be a cave at least 10 m deep, 3 m deep, and 3 m tall.
lastly, subject must fall asleep naturally, drug induced sleep has shown no anomalous properties.






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