snuggly face & TrustyOlValet2's Algaddian Punk Band
Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
decommissioned
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
danger

Special Containment Procedures [ARCHIVED]: Venues planning to host "punk rock" performances are to be monitored for any references to The Porcelain Gang Bang. MTF-Xi-75 ("The Sniveling Scips") is assigned to attend these performances and monitor the venues themselves for suspicious activity. In the event SCP-XXXX manifests, MTF-Xi-75 will secure the area and alert the Amnestics Department for the detainment of civilians.

Description: SCP-XXXX was the designation given to the Merseybeat/garage-rock band known as The Porcelain Gang Bang, who were active between 1961 and 1975. Music performed by SCP-XXXX often dealt with themes of anti-authoritarianism, pestilence, and sexual activity. Music performed by SCP-XXXX was sung in a mixture of English and an unidentified second language, and possibly carried a memetic effect that allowed all listeners to understand the lyrics in a literal and emotional sense.

The entities comprising SCP-XXXX (designated -1 through -4) were humanoid entities dressed in costumes resembling 16th century English masquerade ball outfits, performing with porcelain comedy masks that leaked an unknown black liquid from the eye and mouth holes.

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SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 (see Addenda).

SCP-XXXX demonstrated the ability to materialize and dematerialize, often appearing in a flicker of light during performances. However, they notably only manifested at venues that could house no more than 900 attendees (primarily pubs). Though the entities were always included on the set list and promotional material of performances they manifested at, organizers do not recall interacting with SCP-XXXX or any individual member.

SCP-XXXX's music appeared to have a psychotropic effect on listeners, causing existential melancholy or overwhelming dread. A select amount of listeners, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-A, expressed feelings of malaise and incompleteness after listening to SCP-XXXX, and noted a desire to learn the music themselves.

Addenda:

Closing Notes: Multiple containment proposals have been suggested to me, all of which I have summarily denied. SCP-XXXX is, unless proven otherwise, Neutralized. It's been inactive for two years, if it was still a threat, it would've done something by now. - Director Shirley Gillespie