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The following is a presentation by Thomas Bailey of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs to the O5 Council regarding a potential Group of Interest.

Members of the O5 Council, as you know, the Multi-U's main duty is to explore the numerous universes that span across existence. Today, I bring attention to a cluster of unusual universes – unusual in the same manner.

In many universes, the Foundation has been a relatively consistent point. Some would call us a universal constant, but I join its critics to challenge that perspective. The cluster of unusual universes lack a Foundation, or at least an organisation operating on our scale with the exact modus operandi. I hope that was all there is to it, but our scouts have identified stranger phenomena in those universes.

Those universes do have an organisation with resources and size comparable to ours, although they call themselves 'Centre' or 'Center'. Terminology aside, they are verified to be dealing with anomalous objects. The strange part comes in their modus operandi – punching sharks.

Yes sirs. That's their mission. They seem to be very dedicated to that cause, however strange it sounds. We have recovered a variety of sources, some of which are factual documents produced by the Centre and others being highly embellished accounts composed by their detractors. I will list out some of their absurd methods. For one, they are known for snatching away countless anomalies and perverting them to their mission. In their mad lust of their perverse mission, they have neglected on a host of other valid anomalies. I point to Addendum A, which details entire nations of sapient dolphins and whales co-existing w-

Thank you for your question, O5-2 sir. No… and yes. While some of the sharks they punch would be anomalous enough to be classified as SCPs, most are normal sharks. They even have breeding programmes to ensure that sharks do not end up in extinction. Speaking of which, they use the term 'Selachian entities' to refer to sharks. In my personal opinion, I find that to be needless jargon.

Anyway, my recommendation to the Council is for us to infiltrate universes where this self-proclaimed Centre is predominant, and install dissident catered to the secure containment of anomalies and protection of humanity. We need to maintain our status as a constant and prevent anomalies from taking over. No worlds can go mad. We've let enough die out. Those worlds governed by those Shark Punching Centres are at least an AK-class. We can still do something for humanity in those frontiers, and gain more allies against the anomalies that plague our plane of existence.


NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE

[The CICAPOCO1 is functionally a counterpart to the Foundation's RAISA or CI's DeCIRO. For every SPC article, CICAPOCO would issue notes to indicate if the project is active, on hiatus, terminated etc. If the project is not active, it will list conditions where said project may resume operation. P.S. Be as concise as possible, optimally even more concise than the Special Containment Procedures.]

Project #: SPC-[INSERT NUMBER]2

Selachian Pugnātorial Capabilities: [To the Centre, anomalies are kept for the purpose of dealing with Selachian entities. Detail how your anomaly-based project can aid in the Centre's objectives.]

Project Component(s): [The counterpart for Description. The most notable difference would be that the Centre is more willing to combine anomalies together for a single project. Be clear and list out the various components of the project in question, and why the Centre is interested in them. Of course, not every component has to be anomalous. Some can be mundane everyday tools, repurposed for the Centre's goals. Heck, there can be projects with no anomalous objects as components.]

Augmentation Summary: [Not all anomalies are intended to deal with Selachian entities. Here, the Centre will detail what they did to the anomalies acquired to make it compatible with the Centre's objectives. Feel free to go into detail what the Centre did.]

Enhancement Summary:[Some things are already well suited to pummeling Selechian entities. Here the Centre will detail what they have done to improve or enhance the effectiveness of a pugnātorial project. SPC projects may have both an Augmentation Summary and an Enhancement Summary (in cases where the project was first modified to fit the Centre's objectives and then later improved) or just one or the other.]

Deployment Record: [This is where the Centre records the effectiveness of their projects out on the field. It can range from AARs of fights against Selachian entities, or interviews, or surveys, or test logs etc. Whatever that suits your article's purpose, really.]