Stuffium

Item #: SCP-5455

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5455 is contained within an arctic enclosure and fed twice daily.

Description: SCP-5455 is a docile, 2500 kilogram white beetle.

SCP-5455's legs each end in round, rubbery feet, and its left wing is dotted with various colors. Underneath SCP-5455's left wing is an indented orifice, from which it excretes waste product. When approached, SCP-5455 produces the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel" from its mandibles.

SCP-5455's excrement is a cold, salty, off-white emulsion. When SCP-5455 consumes dairy, this emulsion becomes identical in taste and composition to Dairy Queen brand vanilla ice cream.