Dave the anomaly

quick note this is not actually scp-999 i just couldnt be bothered to actually find an unused number
SCP-999 (placeholder number)

Object Class: Keter Euclid Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is to be kept at least two (2) miles away from any form of anomalous containment site, especially Site-██. SCP-999 is to be outfitted with clothes made from heat resistant materials and is under strict instructions to keep as much of their body as possible covered. They are also to be equipped with an implant that functions as a mobile tracker, a meter monitoring energy levels around SCP-999, eg. light, heat, and electricity, and finally a spinal implant containing █ ounces of Semtex, to be detonated if SCP-999 willingly goes against SCP Foundation protocols. SCP-999 is to be monitored constantly for any large fluctuations in energy levels by a team of no less than two (2) researchers. They are to be shadowed constantly by a branch of MTF-Rho-9 ("Sovereign Citizens").

Description: SCP-999 is a young caucasian male named Dave █████. The subject has no immediately observable anomalous properties until introduced to an object with anomalous properties. When near one of these objects, SCP-999 begins to absorb energy from the space around it, and emit the energy from itself. Around 20% of this energy is taken from non-anomalous energy sources nearby and 80% is taken from the source of the "anomalous energy". The disastrous containment breach in Site-██ was directly caused by this property. Although being moderately intelligent, SCP-999 appears to be completely oblivious of this property, and physically unable to learn about the property; repeated questioning has revealed that it genuinely unaware of the danger it poses to other living beings.
Another anomalous property that SCP-999 possesses is that it seems to be partially and sometimes completely resistant to anomalous effects (including its own).1

Dr. ██████: For those of you needing clarification, we are using SCP-999 as a minesweeper. We send it around the world, and whenever it triggers, we send in a MTF. Simple, easy, and we can kill it instantly if it goes rogue.

SCP-999-1: Hello?
SCP-999: Hello? Is someone there? Where are you?
SCP-999-1: I’m just under you. The snow.
(SCP-999 starts to emit energy)
SCP-999: What? Jesus Christ, I must be going insane!
SCP-999-1: No no no, I’m like… Frosty the snowman?
(MTF Rho-9 is dispatched in a nearby helicopter immediately, in fear of SCP-999 melting SCP-999-1)
SCP-999: Frosty is real?
SCP-999-1: How would I be talking to you?
(Silence for a few moments)
SCP-999: Why are you talking to me - what do you want?
SCP-999-1: Food. Give me food.
SCP-999: What do you eat?
(SCP-999 has emitted enough energy to heat the space round himself to over 0 Celsius)
SCP-999-1: Anything that moves.
SCP-999: I don’t know if I could find you anything like that around here…
(Rho-9 helicopter is heard by SCP-999, who is immediately distracted)
(The Rho-9 helicopter lands, leaving 3 operatives to collect SCP-999-1)
(The Rho-9 helicopter takes off with SCP-999 ushered on board)