Dave the anomaly

quick note this is not actually scp-999 i just couldnt be bothered to actually find an unused number
SCP-999 (placeholder number)

Object Class: Keter Euclid Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is to be kept at least two (2) miles away from any form of anomalous containment site, especially Site-██. SCP-999 is to be outfitted with clothes made from heat resistant materials and is under strict instructions to keep as much of their body as possible covered. They are also to be equipped with an implant that functions as a mobile tracker, a meter monitoring energy levels around SCP-999, eg. light, heat, and electricity, and finally a spinal implant containing █ ounces of Semtex, to be detonated if SCP-999 goes rogue. SCP-999 is to be monitored constantly for any large fluctuations in energy levels by a team of no less than two (2) researchers. They are to be shadowed constantly by MTF-Tau-9 (Ace Of Clubs).

Description: SCP-999 is a 21 year old caucasian male named Dave █████. The subject has no immediately observable anomalous properties until introduced to an object with anomalous properties. When near one of these objects, SCP-999 begins to absorb energy from the space around it, and emit the energy from itself. Around 20% of this energy is taken from non-anomalous energy sources nearby and 80% is taken from the source of the "anomalous energy". The disastrous containment breach in Site-██ was directly caused by this property. Although being moderately intelligent, SCP-999 appears to be completely oblivious of this property, and physically unable to learn about the property; repeated questioning has revealed that it genuinely unaware of the danger it poses to other living beings.
Another anomalous property that SCP-999 possesses is that it seems to be partially and sometimes completely resistant to anomalous effects (including its own).1 During the Site-██ containment breach SCP-999 was in the presence of a Keter class cognitohazard, [DATA REDACTED], and showed no ill effects. Testing was immediately approved with Safe and Euclid anomalous SCPs.

Cross-SCP testing | SCP-055

Interviewer: [Dr. Morris H.]

<Begin Log, [██/██/████, ██h█m]>

Dr. Morris: What you are holding is an object that cannot be remembered by anyone. The only info we can remember is that it is not a sphere.

SCP-999: Huh. April Fools' is still ██ days away, you know that right?
Dr. Morris: Just remember what you see, before we forget about this test.
SCP-999: Is this is a prank?
Dr. Morris: Think back to when you first met me. In the time between then and now have I ever ONCE told a joke?
[At this point, Dr. Morris and SCP-999 leave the room hastily, as SCP-999 begins to emit visible light.]
Dr. Morris: Tell me what you saw.
SCP-999: You really are serious… It's just a [DATA EXPUNGED].

<End Log, [██/██/████, ██h██m]>

Closing Statement: [Dr. Morris: I don't remember authorizing this test, much less expunging the data.]