Trilobite Base

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You draw closer to the spot of light and realise that yes, it is too hot! It's not a trilobite, it's something else!

In fact, it's more than likely that it's a devious trap set up by some other trilobite pervert who wants to watch you completely roast yourself by taking this delicious bait.

Not today, unspecified trilobite spy. You are not fooled.

Or are you?

This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between 9Volt9Volt's Gunhead Anomalocaris, Trilobite Slayer! and my own Senior Researcher ████ ████████.

I highly recommend that you check out 9Volt's entry, Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike!