Per 
Riemann
David Cameron fucks a live pig on tv
this is The Event
That's the start, but
That rumour has been around since Eton
See, having it be an art project is too obvious
instead
it involves Lyndon LaRouche
and either a plot by him or aimed against him to continue the British monarchy
because several members of the Tory party plan to gain immortality via transfering their consciousness through the royal line
this immortality plot is either the reason Cameron fucks the pig - eg, necessary in the ritual
or it was done to prevent the ritual from completion
I think it fucking up the ritual works best
and that in part leads to Boris Johnson
Item #: SCP-5790
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Modern containment procedures are derived from the original joint partnership between the Foundation and PoI-678. Following the termination of the cooperation agreement between the Foundation and PoI-678 (see Document 5790-X, "October Surprise"), primary containment stewardship has shifted to the Foundation.
Preservation of SCP-5790-A remains the primary structural concern in containment of SCP-5790. While recent Foundation efforts have been effective in replacing the original thaumaturgic rituals designed to contain SCP-5970, approximately 20% of SCP-5790-A has been deemed irreplaceable by the Department of Parahematology. Given the difficulty of procuring something LaRouche specific, this presents a challenge in continuing containment. Nonetheless,
Since the events of DATE, the use of modified Scranton Reality Anchors in maintenance of SCP-5790-A has been prohibited. Bespoke MacGuffins have been placed at station points Gamma and Mu, and are to be recharged bi-annually following instructions given by PoI-678. Research on the construction and operation of MacGuffins is ongoing.
Living descendants of the Tudor line are to submit to the Eta Carine protocol once per year. At the time of this revision, they are considered cooperative with the Foundation and are allowed freedom of movement with periodic check ins. In the event that the Tudors turn hostile, MTF Eta-7 ("A MTF for All Seasons") are to ensure cooperation in further containment efforts by whatever means necessary.
Needs a bit about David Cameron and the pig
Also need something about Brexit, the loss of hegemony, and the whole "tories living in the next child of the royal family" bit
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