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Item 5794

Item #: SCP-5794
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5794 is currently housed within a tungsten gyroscopic sphere with a diameter of 8 feet with a 2 centimeter hole in the top. Electromagnets are to suspend SCP-5794 approx. 6 inches off of the floor and should be fitted with no fewer than 3 backup power cells. Due to how variable SCP-5794's iron content is, Protocol Ignis should occur if more than 3 electromagnets fail. (See Addendum#####.)

Description:SCP-5794 is a 5 foot tall humanoid that resembles a middle-aged woman. the item's face is sunken approximately 0.25 millimeters back, and it's eyes and what can be presumed as a mouth are set at least 5 inches into the skull. When 5794 is hungry, the mouth has been observed expanding and contracting like that of a fish. When it is in this state, staff are to vacate the containment area and release flaked iron into the area around the containment sphere. magnets on remotely operated arms are to then guide clumps of the flakes into the small hole at the top of the sphere.

Addendum ####
Protocol Ignis is a fail-safe in the event of SCP-5794's previous containment procedures fail. The Containment Chamber temperature should be raised above 2,800 degrees fahrenheit To disarm SCP-5794. Should SCP-5794 not be able to be recovered by this, object class should be upgraded to Keter, until containment.